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Old 11-03-2003, 08:56 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 11-03-2003, 08:58 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 11-03-2003, 10:13 AM   #43 (permalink)
Is In Love
 
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Old 11-03-2003, 10:36 AM   #44 (permalink)
Eh?
 
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Old 11-03-2003, 10:43 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
downpayment on a new car = a few years of car payments
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Old 11-03-2003, 12:43 PM   #46 (permalink)
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bones salary for blowing a guy at the truck stop=priceless
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Old 11-03-2003, 01:12 PM   #47 (permalink)
No. It's not done yet.
 
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priceless = pictures of bones earning his salary in high school
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Old 11-03-2003, 01:16 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Location: here& there but here today
midget playing basketball = My next date!!
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Old 11-03-2003, 02:16 PM   #49 (permalink)
What's beyond psycho?
 
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pictures of Bones earning his salary in high school = Horror, shock, and amazement
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Old 11-03-2003, 02:50 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Horror, shock and amazement = bush getting elected
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Old 11-03-2003, 04:36 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Bush Getting Elected = Supreme Court Judgement Call
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Old 11-03-2003, 04:54 PM   #52 (permalink)
not your typical god-fearing junkie
 
Location: State of Confusion
taking the trucker who stiffed bones to court after blowing him at the a truck stop=reason why bones now has both herpes and large legal fees
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Old 11-03-2003, 04:58 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Location: State of Confusion
that guy named stu that bones blew at the truck stop in new mexico=the same guy that later died from AIDS
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Old 11-03-2003, 06:43 PM   #54 (permalink)
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the same guy that later died from AIDS = sad
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Old 11-03-2003, 06:51 PM   #55 (permalink)
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when the guy bones blew at the truck stop didnt pay him = Call to Bones' Pimp
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Old 11-03-2003, 10:58 PM   #56 (permalink)
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the big guy at the truck stop's phone rings with "its raining men" as the ringtone = Bubba
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Old 11-04-2003, 08:06 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Bubba=Forrest Gump
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Old 11-04-2003, 09:40 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Location: baked beans
Forrest Gump=Tom Hanks
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Old 11-04-2003, 09:50 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Location: here& there but here today
Tom Hanks= Actor
Hope i did it right this time!!
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Old 11-04-2003, 12:52 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Actor = Career Bones thought he was going for when he "auditioned" at the truck stop
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Old 11-04-2003, 12:56 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Location: in a van down by the river
Career Bones thought he was going for when he "auditioned" at the truck stop=Homo-erotica
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Old 11-04-2003, 03:34 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
Homo-erotica = the security camera film from the truck stop in new mexico where Bones blew that dude for the promise of $2.50
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Old 11-04-2003, 08:25 PM   #63 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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the security camera film from the truck stop in new mexico where Bones blew that dude for the promise of $2.50
=really cheap sex
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Old 11-04-2003, 10:34 PM   #64 (permalink)
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really cheap sex = a pie eating contest
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Old 11-05-2003, 12:44 AM   #65 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
a pie eating contest = what Bones started out to do at the truckstop when he was sidetracked
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Old 11-05-2003, 01:31 AM   #66 (permalink)
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what Bones started out to do at the truckstop when he was sidetracked = gained the spiritual insight of a gigolo black belt
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Old 11-05-2003, 04:56 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys
gained the spiritual insight of a gigolo black belt = bad movie staring rob snider
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Old 11-05-2003, 05:08 AM   #68 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
bad movie starring Rob Schneider = Bones biographical movie about his truckstop years
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Old 11-05-2003, 10:51 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Bones biographical movie about his truckstop years = made for the internet and presented by bear magazine dot com and titled "My ass still hurts"
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Old 11-05-2003, 03:08 PM   #70 (permalink)
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made for the internet and presented by bear magazine dot com and titled "My ass still hurts" = given a thumbs up (his ass) by Roger Ebert
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Old 11-05-2003, 05:27 PM   #71 (permalink)
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given a thumbs up (his ass) by Roger Ebert = Gene Siskel

With some due respect to the dead.
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Old 11-05-2003, 06:24 PM   #72 (permalink)
not your typical god-fearing junkie
 
Location: State of Confusion
secretly a trucker who enjoys getting blown by bones at a truck stop and pays in mcgriddle sandwiches= ME

oh man, that was set up way too well
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Old 11-05-2003, 06:27 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2003, 09:07 PM   #74 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
trucker who plays with bones joystick for money at the truckstop = Bones mothers' "friend" whom Bones calls Uncle Phil
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Old 11-06-2003, 04:13 AM   #75 (permalink)
Minion of the scaléd ones
 
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ones mothers' "friend" whom Bones calls Uncle Phil = 6' 6" of Samoan Dynamite
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Old 11-06-2003, 10:20 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Rudy's name for his dildo he uses at the truckstop (where bones blows truckers for mcgriddles) = The Ass Breaker
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Old 11-06-2003, 03:42 PM   #77 (permalink)
Bringer of good Moos...
 
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Location: Midlands, UK
The Ass Breaker = a very heavy man sat on a camel
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Old 11-06-2003, 04:34 PM   #78 (permalink)
not your typical god-fearing junkie
 
Location: State of Confusion
a donkey= what bones rode to the truckstop.
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Old 11-06-2003, 09:48 PM   #79 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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what bones rode to the truckstop = Bones' partner in his truckstop bj escapades
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Old 11-06-2003, 10:49 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Bones' partner in his truckstop bj escapades = go to jail for public indecency
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