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Kewpie Dan · 02-27-2006, 06:42 PM

bad thing to happen on a fedex plane = discovering your illegal shipment of tiger penises

feelgood · 02-27-2006, 07:18 PM

discovering your illegal shipment of tiger penises = the last thing you want yor parents to discover while lookin for your secret stash

uncle phil · 02-28-2006, 03:30 PM

the last thing you want yo(u)r parents to discover while lookin(g) for your secret stash = dad's signature on the visa bill at the grocery store

Astrocloud · 02-28-2006, 03:34 PM

dad's signature on the visa bill at the grocery store = Unreadable Scrawl

Kewpie Dan · 02-28-2006, 07:20 PM

Unreadable Scrawl = first year course in med school

Coppertop · 03-01-2006, 09:19 AM

first year course in med school = Patients are Morons 101

Gitmo · 03-01-2006, 10:59 AM

Patients are Morons 101 = 10 credit hour class

uncle phil · 03-02-2006, 01:56 PM

10 credit hour class = my senior thesis

Sticky · 03-03-2006, 08:12 AM

my senior thesis = you had to write a thesis? Man was I lucky.

Astrocloud · 03-04-2006, 05:55 AM

you had to write a thesis? Man was I lucky. = I paid the professor for a grade

03-04-2006, 04:04 PM

I paid the professor for a grade=teacher's pet

uncle phil · 03-04-2006, 04:30 PM

teacher's pet = flipping burgers for a living now

paulskinback · 03-04-2006, 04:44 PM

from post #1...

The equals (=) game

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I was inspired by a poster that I saw. It said something like "US greed for Oil equals War" and then I thought of something else I read that goes "War equals failure".

So does that mean that Greed for Oil equals failure? I thought about it for a second and then decided that this can go on forever.

I'm not necessarilly looking for Orwellian doublespeak (ie Freedom equals Slavery) but if that is where the thread goes so be it... Just say what comes to mind

Here let me start the first one

Silence = Peace

Fly · 03-05-2006, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paulskinback

undesirable urge to be letching on drunk women

= paddyjoe's favorite passtime......

Coppertop · 03-05-2006, 09:19 AM

Seeing as how paul made an illegal move, I'll continue:

flipping burgers for a living now = would you like to supersize?

uncle phil · 03-06-2006, 04:31 PM

ok guys, let's settle back...

i don't know where we got lost, but...

starting with the last entry, posted by the red-head...

would you like to supersize = /me wants fries with that

Fly · 03-06-2006, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

me wants fries with that

= i'd like a fur burger,thighs on the side........a nipple thick shake,and a cherry bendover for desert.

uncle phil · 03-07-2006, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

= i'd like a fur burger,thighs on the side........a nipple thick shake,and a cherry bendover for desert.

= what the waitress at sonic burger hears every time the flyman drives through

Astrocloud · 03-07-2006, 04:20 PM

what the waitress at sonic burger hears every time the flyman drives through = What no Coors Light!!!?

Sticky · 03-16-2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud

What no Coors Light!!!?

= Something flyman would never say

uncle phil · 03-16-2006, 04:55 PM

Something flyman would never say = "say hallallujiah, amen..."

newtx · 03-17-2006, 09:04 AM

air mattress in a pool = mirrowed sunglasses

Fly · 03-17-2006, 09:11 AM

man.......you bastards are killing me here.

......hey newtx........hit refresh eh.

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

"say hallallujiah, amen..."

= THE BEER STORE IS OPEN!!!!!!!!!!

uncle phil · 03-17-2006, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

man.......you bastards are killing me here.

......hey newtx........hit refresh eh.

= THE BEER STORE IS OPEN!!!!!!!!!!

= flyman's prayer was answered

Fly · 03-17-2006, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

= flyman's prayer was answered

= the chopper didn't see his outdoor stash

Coppertop · 03-19-2006, 08:34 AM

the chopper didn't see his outdoor stash = pilot was too high

Sticky · 03-20-2006, 06:37 AM

pilot was too high = he bumped his head on the roof and adjusted his seat.

uncle phil · 03-20-2006, 02:32 PM

he bumped his head on the roof and adjusted his seat = going...down?

Fly · 05-22-2006, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

going...down?

= cunning linguist

uncle phil · 05-22-2006, 12:51 PM

cunning linguist = lickety-split locutor

Coppertop · 06-14-2006, 08:54 AM

lickety-split locutor = wtf?

Sticky · 06-14-2006, 09:36 AM

wtf? = with teal feathers?

uncle phil · 06-14-2006, 12:33 PM

with teal feathers? = a teal

Lady Sage · 06-14-2006, 05:35 PM

a teal = dress

Coppertop · 06-15-2006, 08:29 AM

dress = casual

Grancey · 06-15-2006, 10:35 AM

casual = whoops, we forgot the silverware

uncle phil · 06-15-2006, 03:53 PM

whoops, we forgot the silverware = got fingers?

Lady Sage · 06-15-2006, 05:23 PM

got fingers = pick nose?

Fly · 06-15-2006, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Sage

pick nose?

= 2 knuckles deep......

uncle phil · 06-16-2006, 12:51 PM

2 knuckles deep...... = front and back

02-27-2006, 06:42 PM	#2321 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	bad thing to happen on a fedex plane = discovering your illegal shipment of tiger penises __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

02-27-2006, 07:18 PM	#2322 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	discovering your illegal shipment of tiger penises = the last thing you want yor parents to discover while lookin for your secret stash __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

02-28-2006, 03:30 PM	#2323 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the last thing you want yo(u)r parents to discover while lookin(g) for your secret stash = dad's signature on the visa bill at the grocery store __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 02-28-2006 at 03:36 PM..

02-28-2006, 07:20 PM	#2325 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	Unreadable Scrawl = first year course in med school __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

03-02-2006, 01:56 PM	#2328 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	10 credit hour class = my senior thesis __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-28-2006, 03:34 PM	#2324 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	dad's signature on the visa bill at the grocery store = Unreadable Scrawl

03-01-2006, 09:19 AM	#2326 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	first year course in med school = Patients are Morons 101

03-01-2006, 10:59 AM	#2327 (permalink)
Gitmo Upright Location: SLC	Patients are Morons 101 = 10 credit hour class

03-03-2006, 08:12 AM	#2329 (permalink)
Sticky	my senior thesis = you had to write a thesis? Man was I lucky. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

03-04-2006, 05:55 AM	#2330 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	you had to write a thesis? Man was I lucky. = I paid the professor for a grade

03-04-2006, 04:04 PM	#2331 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	I paid the professor for a grade=teacher's pet

03-04-2006, 04:30 PM	#2332 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	teacher's pet = flipping burgers for a living now __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-04-2006, 04:44 PM	#2333 (permalink)
paulskinback Insane	from post #1... The equals (=) game -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was inspired by a poster that I saw. It said something like "US greed for Oil equals War" and then I thought of something else I read that goes "War equals failure". So does that mean that Greed for Oil equals failure? I thought about it for a second and then decided that this can go on forever. I'm not necessarilly looking for Orwellian doublespeak (ie Freedom equals Slavery) but if that is where the thread goes so be it... Just say what comes to mind Here let me start the first one Silence = Peace __________________ 'Everything that can be invented has been invented.- - 1899, Charles Duell, U.S. Office of Patents. 'There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.' - Ken Olson, 1977, Digital Equipment Corporation Last edited by uncle phil; 03-05-2006 at 03:48 PM.. Reason: i 'cked this up, but you get the drift...

03-05-2006, 09:19 AM	#2335 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Seeing as how paul made an illegal move, I'll continue: flipping burgers for a living now = would you like to supersize?

03-06-2006, 04:31 PM	#2336 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ok guys, let's settle back... i don't know where we got lost, but... starting with the last entry, posted by the red-head... would you like to supersize = /me wants fries with that __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-07-2006, 04:20 PM	#2339 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	what the waitress at sonic burger hears every time the flyman drives through = What no Coors Light!!!?

03-16-2006, 04:55 PM	#2341 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Something flyman would never say = "say hallallujiah, amen..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-17-2006, 09:04 AM	#2342 (permalink)
newtx Addict	air mattress in a pool = mirrowed sunglasses

03-19-2006, 08:34 AM	#2346 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	the chopper didn't see his outdoor stash = pilot was too high

03-20-2006, 06:37 AM	#2347 (permalink)
Sticky	pilot was too high = he bumped his head on the roof and adjusted his seat. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

03-20-2006, 02:32 PM	#2348 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	he bumped his head on the roof and adjusted his seat = going...down? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-22-2006, 12:51 PM	#2350 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cunning linguist = lickety-split locutor __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-14-2006, 08:54 AM	#2351 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	lickety-split locutor = wtf?

06-14-2006, 09:36 AM	#2352 (permalink)
Sticky	wtf? = with teal feathers? __________________ Sticky The Stickman

06-14-2006, 12:33 PM	#2353 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	with teal feathers? = a teal __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-14-2006, 05:35 PM	#2354 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	a teal = dress

06-15-2006, 08:29 AM	#2355 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	dress = casual

06-15-2006, 10:35 AM	#2356 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	casual = whoops, we forgot the silverware __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

06-15-2006, 03:53 PM	#2357 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	whoops, we forgot the silverware = got fingers? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-15-2006, 05:23 PM	#2358 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	got fingers = pick nose?

06-16-2006, 12:51 PM	#2360 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	2 knuckles deep...... = front and back __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.