bundy

sorry to have to be the one to tell you this jammie man, but Pillars of Salt aren't made of real salt anymore. they're made of a silicon based substance... kinda like the same stuff that props up Pamela Andersons career (oops, i mean boobs).


Jon Krakauer is a writer/mountain climber.

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Ohayo!!!

feelgood

Wrong! Joe Krakauer is the man of my wet dream!

The poster below me is always the man/woman

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

xim

nope sometimes I'm BOTH





everthing is coming to an end

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If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

uncle phil

everything is going to an end...


snow falls down...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

:::OshnSoul:::

snow actually flutters down, sometimes blowing sideways with the wind.

blue and yellow make green.

uncle phil

OshnSoul, my little yam, blue and yellow are the colors for the marquee of the Sun Oil Company...green is, like, so kermit...


rock and roll is...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

balderdash111

"Rock and Roll" is really just a derivative of southern blues, which in turn is derivative of slave spirtuals.

Furthermore, what is described as "rock and roll" today covers so many categories of music as to truly have no defining characteristic.

Ergo, Rock and roll isn't.



If I fall off a very high cliff onto a pile of jagged rocks I will likely hurt myself very badly.

LStanley

you are wrong... you will obviously die

E = mc^2

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Lathan Stanley

balderdash111

These guys can explain how E=mc2 is wrong better than I



If nobody waters the plant in my office, it will die.

LStanley

no it won't... it will turn brown

nobody has PROOVEN E = mc^2 wrong yet.... (observed sure.. but not prooven)

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Lathan Stanley

balderdash111

You are WRONG.

Since "proove" is not a word, it is nonsensical to suggest that nobody has done it.



My feet stink

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A little silliness now and then is cherished by the wisest men. -- Willy Wonka

uncle phil

oh, balderdash!!! it's not your feet, it's your socks...


a pair of gloves has 8 fingers and 2 thumbs...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

wrongo there phil my man..........not this pair






there are twelve wobbly pops in a case.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

splck

Wrong. Every case you've delivered in the past has had one missing.....I wonder why?

Coors lite is shitty beer.

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nice line eh?

bernadette

Wrong. i have never had nor heard tale of a can of coors lite containing fecal matter. [thank gawds]

Bears do shit in the forest.

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balderdash111

More precisely, bears shit on the forest floor.

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon

:::OshnSoul:::

How about Neil Armstrong bounced on the moon.

The Fab Five are gay and famous.

mrsandman

Don't think so, they play(ed) basketball @ the University of Michigan: Chris Webber, Jimmy King, Jalen Rose, Juwan Howard and Ray Jackson. (Well, maybe famous) Not gay.

Vegans think they have it all figured out.

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Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

uncle phil

nonononono...vegans have it all SORTED out...


michigan lost the title game with those five guys that sandman said...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

monkeydriven

wrong, 4 of them had nothing to do with it...Chris Webber lost it himself.


My stapler is jammed...

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you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time...
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Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

balderdash111

No, your stapler is demonstrating an undocumented feature.

My cat's breath smells like catfood

uncle phil

oh, bourgeois...your cat's breath smells like dead mice!

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

uncle phil

well smack my ass and call me sally, i didn't leave an undeniable truth...ok, here goes...


g-dub's dad's second name is herbert...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

castex

Dream on Sally, it's 'haitch'.


I can give a mod a large helping of barefaced cheek and get away with it. See how I do that?

uncle phil

(/me snickers moderately gleefully...) we'll see about that...


major league baseball bats are made of wood...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mml

Ha!! That is untrue, they are made of a steroid based compressed pulp resin!(or maybe that's Barry Bonds?)

No English word rhymes with orange.

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams

uncle phil

(BULLSHIT BUZZER SOUNDS)...the abbreviation of "sporadic sponge" is spor'onge, pronounced "sporange..."


the titanic hit an iceburg and sunk...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

sorry phil..............WRONGO..........


that bitch Celine's song cracked the hull....(damn.....she's freakin' Canadian too)..........(bitch)


[ala' song]....the skin at the end of my dink is pink and.........

when it gets hard it's blue...

....i looooooove yoooouuuu.[ala' song]

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Bob Biter

Flyman, you're way off base:

You never loved me. Ever.


Japanese cars all have english names.

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A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

uncle phil

nonononononono...japanese cars all have american names...


mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivies...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mml

You know, many people grow up believing this to be true but sadly it is another dirty, filthy lie we tell our children. Mares and does both despise oats and prefer a high glutten diet. And ivy is very hard on the delicate gastro-intestinal system of the little lamb, who does in fact love oats.


Hawaii was not one of the 13 original colonies that came to form the United States.

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams

uncle phil

hawaii was there WAAAAAY before the colonies were even dreamed of...


a kid'll eat ivy too...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

water_boy1999

WRONG!!! If kids have a hard time eating their spinach, what makes you think they will eat ivy?

I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Doh!!!!


-Homer Simpson

uncle phil

not when the bottle is empty, you wouldn't...


on the whole, w. c. fields would rather be in philadelphia...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Bobaphat

Wrong. WC Fields is dead and wants for nothing.


Hank Aaron holds the record for the most homeruns all-time in major league baseball.

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--size matters not-- yoda

losthellhound

Wrong, I saw a pic of him, he doesn't carry it around..

music is melodious

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"Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?"
-- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

filtherton

There was nothing melodious about the sweet music i made with that stranger in the men's bathroom at loring park last week.


besides, wherever you are, there you are.

queedo

No your dogs name is little misty boo

my cats name is pickles

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If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

kurtisj

your cats name isnt pickles, its stupid.

i am a virgin.

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Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

uncle phil

...and the pope bows to mecca five times a day...


little miss muffett sat on her tuffett...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.