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castex · 08-22-2003, 04:36 AM

Um...yeees, but the big party was last night. Where were you, Uncle Phil?

BTW, I used to have an Uncle Phil. He lived on Ferry Hill, had fish and chips for lunch every day, and smoked himself silly from the age of 13 right up to his death aged 92. My Grandad told me he'd always been a lazy bugger, but I didn't care as he was always very nice to us nippers.

Anyway, Snuff (the condiment) is making a comeback hereabouts.

Midlandmadman · 08-22-2003, 05:00 AM

wrong castex I am from hereabouts, and it never went outta style!

This thread just wont die.

uncle phil · 08-22-2003, 12:41 PM

mid, you must be hanging out with fly and inhaling...this thread will die ony if we, the diehards, let it...

ann coulter dresses like a female...

InebriateSamuri · 08-22-2003, 04:00 PM

I have seen males that dress like females, therefore if ann coulter dresses like a female, she may be dressing as a male (who dresses like a female).

two plus two equals four.

Fly · 08-22-2003, 05:57 PM

sorry pal..............

that to me is two-four......lottsa wobbly pops in a two-four

uncle phil dresses up in female sleeper jammies.

queedo · 08-22-2003, 06:02 PM

No Flyman Uncle Phil dresses up like little bo peep and crawls thru slime before bedtime.

uncle phil · 08-25-2003, 01:04 PM

queedo, how wrong you be when you try to kill a thread in such a manner...

webster's dad was alex karras...

bender · 08-25-2003, 01:21 PM

Phil....Webster's is a book and its father was a tree.

Noise hair is not attractive.

uncle phil · 08-26-2003, 01:30 PM

bender, bender, bender...either i haven't taught you how to spell well, or you're not being attentive to your keystrokes; either way, nose hair is very attractive if braided/plaited properly...

warren zevon is kwsn's personal god...

Fly · 08-26-2003, 07:23 PM

so sorry phil my friend....but....

warren zevon IS kwsn.

purity is the body of the flavour. (thanx to phil for that)

Root_Beer_Man · 08-26-2003, 10:03 PM

WRONG! Purity is the flavor of the body

I like to feel boobies

Plan9Senior · 08-26-2003, 11:54 PM

Wrong, you like to TELL people you like to feel boobies to cover up for the fact that you like to feel peepees!

X-Ray glasses at a cheerleading competition would be cool.

Midnight_Son · 08-27-2003, 06:38 AM

Wrong! X-ray glasses at a cheerleading competition would be HOT!

20FL OZ is equal to 1.25PT or 591ml (per the label on my Dasani)

uncle phil · 08-27-2003, 12:43 PM

cnor, how wrong can you be? 20 floozies are equal to 125 part-time lot lizards looking to get 591 miles between them and that security officer driving the old desoto...

leaves are green...

bobby · 09-09-2003, 05:53 PM

JAPANISE PLUM LEAVES ARE PURPLE

BOBBY LOVES LINGERIE!

uncle phil · 09-10-2003, 03:48 AM

b(.)(.)bby, you are so wrong that it's going to come around and bite you on the ass...EVERYBODY loves lingerie...

arnold stang was an horrific actor...

Averett · 09-10-2003, 05:20 AM

Obviously you haven't watched "Top Cat and the Beverly Hills Cats" Staring Arnold Stang as the voice ot Top Cat.

It tastes like burning.

Midlandmadman · 09-10-2003, 07:24 AM

nope..... it tastes like a fine wine.

Mastubation dose not kill kittens.

johnnymysto · 09-10-2003, 07:41 AM

NOPE!! I killed one this morning after my hand slipped and broke its neck.

"Pretty In Pink" is the best 80's High School movie.

Averett · 09-10-2003, 08:58 AM

I don't think so johnny. Have you not watched "The Breakfast Club"??

I think it smells like burning.

3leggedfrog · 09-10-2003, 10:36 AM

hmmm "it" cannot burn because the word it is an abstract idea and ideas are not physical so they cannot burn.

i had to edit this because i forgot to write something true.

castex · 09-10-2003, 10:37 AM

It's just that they're burning the stubble in the fields, Darling. The car's fine.

England will win against Lichtenstein at football this evening.

uncle phil · 09-10-2003, 12:56 PM

in a hog's sty they will...liechtenstein doesn't have enough of a male population to form a football club...

tin whistles are made out of tin...

Pheatius · 09-10-2003, 01:01 PM

Post before Uncle Phil beat me to the punch:

castex o castex wherefore art thou brains castex? Everyone with an ounce of football common sense knows no one can 'win' against Lichtenstein; you can only lose by not scoring at least 5 goals on them on the way to an inevitable victory.

Post after Uncle Phil beat me to the punch:

Tin whistles have cork balls...(Can I say that on national television?) so they are not 100% tin....

You can send someone to school, but you can't keep them from eating the covers off the books.

torgone · 09-10-2003, 03:01 PM

You can stop them by removing the covers of the books first, and giving them a good breakfast so they won't be hungry.

I just scratched my head.

mrsandman · 09-10-2003, 03:07 PM

That wasn't YOUR head you scratched...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Most people who's appendix bursts...die.

uncle phil · 09-11-2003, 12:34 PM

*****!!!!!(LOUD GONG SOUND)!!!!!*****sandman, this has to be one of the wrongest of the wrong, even wronger than castex's leichtenstien football thing...most people whose HEADS burst...die...

latin is a dead language...

paddyjoe · 09-11-2003, 01:28 PM

Jeez uncle phil. You're still filling everybodys head full of crap. I have NEVER heard Jerry Garcia sing any song in Latin!

The Beatles started a rock revolution

Pheatius · 09-11-2003, 01:32 PM

O Paddyjoe, I am dissappointed in you...the rock revolution started soon after the earth slowed down and started to cool around 4.2 billion years ago. As the earth was not yet cooled below 1200 degrees celcius yet, there is no way beetles could have existed to help form any rock, much less lead a revolution.

...

Jolene Blaylock is an attractive woman.

...

PS - Et tu abutorusus Uncle Phil.

uncle phil · 09-11-2003, 01:45 PM

phaetius, et tu vera dicts (i think the grammar is correct...)

paddyjoe · 09-11-2003, 02:01 PM

pig latin

uncle phil · 09-12-2003, 12:42 PM

phaetius, another gong for the cause, jolene blaylock couldn't carry anna nichole's jock strap...

neil young was born in canada...

bender · 09-12-2003, 12:48 PM

Niel Young was born in a hospital !!
C'mon Phil are you trying to be wrong ?

tin foil makes a poor snack food.

Pheatius · 09-12-2003, 01:41 PM

Tin foil is an inanimate wrapping sheet of metal, not capable of independent thought (or any thought at all for that matter). Therefore Tin Foil does not make any type of snack food, poor or of any other socio-economic status or quality.

...

The Sun will come out tomorrow.

corporatex · 09-12-2003, 02:54 PM

The Sun will come out tomorrow, but only because your sense of time is incorrect. There is no such thing as tomorrow because we are always in today.

The San Antonio Spurs won the 2002-2003 NBA Championship.

torgone · 09-13-2003, 07:49 AM

Wrong. 2002-2003=-1. There was no NBA Championship in the year -1.

A man is a man.

pocon1 · 09-13-2003, 09:18 AM

unless he is a woman

God is dead

mrsandman · 09-13-2003, 12:18 PM

Not according to all the money you have on you...change & bills!

I feel your pain.

tropicdiver · 09-13-2003, 06:04 PM

What you're feeling ain't my pain, pervert.

George Bush is the greatest president we've ever had.

Mr. Moe · 09-13-2003, 07:45 PM

Not if you count the whole dumbass thing

The universe is big

08-22-2003, 05:00 AM	#1602 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	wrong castex I am from hereabouts, and it never went outta style! This thread just wont die. __________________ Its good to be back.

08-22-2003, 12:41 PM	#1603 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mid, you must be hanging out with fly and inhaling...this thread will die ony if we, the diehards, let it... ann coulter dresses like a female... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-22-2003, 05:57 PM	#1605 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sorry pal.............. that to me is two-four......lottsa wobbly pops in a two-four uncle phil dresses up in female sleeper jammies. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-22-2003, 06:02 PM	#1606 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	No Flyman Uncle Phil dresses up like little bo peep and crawls thru slime before bedtime. __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

08-25-2003, 01:04 PM	#1607 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	queedo, how wrong you be when you try to kill a thread in such a manner... webster's dad was alex karras... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-22-2003, 04:36 AM	#1601 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	Um...yeees, but the big party was last night. Where were you, Uncle Phil? BTW, I used to have an Uncle Phil. He lived on Ferry Hill, had fish and chips for lunch every day, and smoked himself silly from the age of 13 right up to his death aged 92. My Grandad told me he'd always been a lazy bugger, but I didn't care as he was always very nice to us nippers. Anyway, Snuff (the condiment) is making a comeback hereabouts.

08-22-2003, 04:00 PM	#1604 (permalink)
InebriateSamuri Crazy	I have seen males that dress like females, therefore if ann coulter dresses like a female, she may be dressing as a male (who dresses like a female). two plus two equals four.

08-25-2003, 01:21 PM	#1608 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Phil....Webster's is a book and its father was a tree. Noise hair is not attractive.

08-26-2003, 01:30 PM	#1609 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bender, bender, bender...either i haven't taught you how to spell well, or you're not being attentive to your keystrokes; either way, nose hair is very attractive if braided/plaited properly... warren zevon is kwsn's personal god... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-26-2003, 07:23 PM	#1610 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	so sorry phil my friend....but.... warren zevon IS kwsn. purity is the body of the flavour. (thanx to phil for that) __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-26-2003, 10:03 PM	#1611 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	WRONG! Purity is the flavor of the body I like to feel boobies __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-26-2003, 11:54 PM	#1612 (permalink)
Plan9Senior Banned Location: Orange County, California	Wrong, you like to TELL people you like to feel boobies to cover up for the fact that you like to feel peepees! X-Ray glasses at a cheerleading competition would be cool.

08-27-2003, 06:38 AM	#1613 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	Wrong! X-ray glasses at a cheerleading competition would be HOT! 20FL OZ is equal to 1.25PT or 591ml (per the label on my Dasani) __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

08-27-2003, 12:43 PM	#1614 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cnor, how wrong can you be? 20 floozies are equal to 125 part-time lot lizards looking to get 591 miles between them and that security officer driving the old desoto... leaves are green... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-09-2003, 05:53 PM	#1615 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	JAPANISE PLUM LEAVES ARE PURPLE BOBBY LOVES LINGERIE! __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

09-11-2003, 02:01 PM	#1631 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	pig latin

09-10-2003, 03:48 AM	#1616 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	b(.)(.)bby, you are so wrong that it's going to come around and bite you on the ass...EVERYBODY loves lingerie... arnold stang was an horrific actor... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-10-2003, 05:20 AM	#1617 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Obviously you haven't watched "Top Cat and the Beverly Hills Cats" Staring Arnold Stang as the voice ot Top Cat. It tastes like burning. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

09-10-2003, 07:24 AM	#1618 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	nope..... it tastes like a fine wine. Mastubation dose not kill kittens. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-10-2003, 07:41 AM	#1619 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	NOPE!! I killed one this morning after my hand slipped and broke its neck. "Pretty In Pink" is the best 80's High School movie. __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

09-10-2003, 08:58 AM	#1620 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	I don't think so johnny. Have you not watched "The Breakfast Club"?? I think it smells like burning. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

09-10-2003, 10:36 AM	#1621 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	hmmm "it" cannot burn because the word it is an abstract idea and ideas are not physical so they cannot burn. i had to edit this because i forgot to write something true. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

09-10-2003, 10:37 AM	#1622 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	It's just that they're burning the stubble in the fields, Darling. The car's fine. England will win against Lichtenstein at football this evening.

09-10-2003, 12:56 PM	#1623 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	in a hog's sty they will...liechtenstein doesn't have enough of a male population to form a football club... tin whistles are made out of tin... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-10-2003, 01:01 PM	#1624 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Post before Uncle Phil beat me to the punch: castex o castex wherefore art thou brains castex? Everyone with an ounce of football common sense knows no one can 'win' against Lichtenstein; you can only lose by not scoring at least 5 goals on them on the way to an inevitable victory. Post after Uncle Phil beat me to the punch: Tin whistles have cork balls...(Can I say that on national television?) so they are not 100% tin.... You can send someone to school, but you can't keep them from eating the covers off the books. Last edited by Pheatius; 09-10-2003 at 01:04 PM..

09-10-2003, 03:01 PM	#1625 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	You can stop them by removing the covers of the books first, and giving them a good breakfast so they won't be hungry. I just scratched my head. __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

09-10-2003, 03:07 PM	#1626 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	That wasn't YOUR head you scratched...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH Most people who's appendix bursts...die. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

09-11-2003, 12:34 PM	#1627 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	***!!!!!(LOUD GONG SOUND)!!!!!***sandman, this has to be one of the wrongest of the wrong, even wronger than castex's leichtenstien football thing...most people whose HEADS burst...die... latin is a dead language... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-11-2003, 01:28 PM	#1628 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Jeez uncle phil. You're still filling everybodys head full of crap. I have NEVER heard Jerry Garcia sing any song in Latin! The Beatles started a rock revolution

09-11-2003, 01:32 PM	#1629 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	O Paddyjoe, I am dissappointed in you...the rock revolution started soon after the earth slowed down and started to cool around 4.2 billion years ago. As the earth was not yet cooled below 1200 degrees celcius yet, there is no way beetles could have existed to help form any rock, much less lead a revolution. ... Jolene Blaylock is an attractive woman. ... PS - Et tu abutorusus Uncle Phil. Last edited by Pheatius; 09-11-2003 at 01:38 PM..

09-11-2003, 01:45 PM	#1630 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	phaetius, et tu vera dicts (i think the grammar is correct...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 09-11-2003 at 01:59 PM..

09-12-2003, 12:42 PM	#1632 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	phaetius, another gong for the cause, jolene blaylock couldn't carry anna nichole's jock strap... neil young was born in canada... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-12-2003, 12:48 PM	#1633 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Niel Young was born in a hospital !! C'mon Phil are you trying to be wrong ? tin foil makes a poor snack food.

09-12-2003, 01:41 PM	#1634 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Tin foil is an inanimate wrapping sheet of metal, not capable of independent thought (or any thought at all for that matter). Therefore Tin Foil does not make any type of snack food, poor or of any other socio-economic status or quality. ... The Sun will come out tomorrow.

09-12-2003, 02:54 PM	#1635 (permalink)
corporatex Loser Location: Vale, South Dakota	The Sun will come out tomorrow, but only because your sense of time is incorrect. There is no such thing as tomorrow because we are always in today. The San Antonio Spurs won the 2002-2003 NBA Championship.

09-13-2003, 07:49 AM	#1636 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	Wrong. 2002-2003=-1. There was no NBA Championship in the year -1. A man is a man. __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx