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Old 06-12-2003, 12:33 PM   #1001 (permalink)
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oh green one, you have been hiding under lily pads too long...mercury is the closest planet to our sun...


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Old 06-12-2003, 12:47 PM   #1002 (permalink)
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nahh i did the other day on the internet

frog say *opps i ment to write mercur. sorry*

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Old 06-12-2003, 12:56 PM   #1003 (permalink)
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Wrong. Frog is USUALLY wrong...

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Old 06-12-2003, 12:58 PM   #1004 (permalink)
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not if they were out to make a flop then no it was the perfict movie.

bleach is a base in the acid and base scale.
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Old 06-12-2003, 01:58 PM   #1005 (permalink)
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Perhaps in the overly simplistic world of mutant frogs a word might have only one meaning. You touch only on the scientific aspects of bleach as a noun. As a verb it means to make whiter or lighter especially by physical or chemical removal of color.

The corpse flower gives off a smell akin to rotten flesh.
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Old 06-12-2003, 02:22 PM   #1006 (permalink)
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you are wrong. what you think is the smell of rotton flesh i may think is the smell of, say, banana. it is a personal perception.

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Old 06-12-2003, 04:21 PM   #1007 (permalink)
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Artaud 'wrote' that phrase, but as far as i know never actually said it.


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Old 06-13-2003, 01:03 AM   #1008 (permalink)
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Oh no, you are wrong. Most of those are in a witness relocation program.

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Old 06-13-2003, 03:10 AM   #1009 (permalink)
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Oh come on fremen. This must be the easiest one so far. Antiques Roadshow Live is the best show on tv!!!




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Old 06-13-2003, 03:52 AM   #1010 (permalink)
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buzzer, pyrate...his sig's in yellow...


the heirarchy if plants is: kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genera, species, sub-species...
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Old 06-13-2003, 04:12 AM   #1011 (permalink)
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Goddamn it! I was gonna mention that...but thought nah.
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Old 06-13-2003, 06:47 AM   #1012 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil, please...

The heirarchy "of"
Oh, and it's Kingdom, Phylum, Subphylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.

A human head can retain consciousness for 30 seconds after being severed from the body.
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Old 06-13-2003, 01:03 PM   #1013 (permalink)
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(who'd you ask?)...wrongolivio, sesame-seed-buns...not if it's dead before it's severed...


there is no end to a rainbow...
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Old 06-13-2003, 05:54 PM   #1014 (permalink)
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wrong phil buddy...pot of gold eh.that's the end.

scalloped potatoes are orange.
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Old 06-14-2003, 03:32 AM   #1015 (permalink)
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Wrongo, my fine exploding friend. I have it on good authority scalloped potatoes are black! (at least that's what she told me)

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Old 06-14-2003, 04:10 AM   #1016 (permalink)
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wrong, fre...you must have already seen parts of it to know it's out there in the first place...


you cannot turn lead into gold...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-14-2003, 04:44 AM   #1017 (permalink)
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Wrong, you can turn lead into gold. Ask any 1849 claimjumpers.

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Old 06-14-2003, 05:20 AM   #1018 (permalink)
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Nope. It's the other way 'round



This statement willl be proven wrong by the next poster...
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:00 AM   #1019 (permalink)
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Wrong! I agree with you that you are wrong.

Maps will show you the way.
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:29 AM   #1020 (permalink)
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not true at all! every map ive ever seen was apparerently suppost to lead to buried treasures of untold wealth! Never did the maps lead to anything of the sort!


the square root of -1 is a complex number
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Old 06-14-2003, 04:13 PM   #1021 (permalink)
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you've been smoking too much of that stuff...the square root of -1 is, and i quote, "invalid function"...


little boys are made of snakes, snails, and puppydogs tails...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:45 PM   #1022 (permalink)
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Wrong...my two boys are made up of dirt, mud, scrapes, bruises, mosquitto bites and a plethora of other things unmentionable!

I am at home.
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Old 06-14-2003, 11:41 PM   #1023 (permalink)
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Wrong Minx, you're right there on my screen, so you're in my home.

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Old 06-15-2003, 04:54 AM   #1024 (permalink)
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Tom Green should have another, to demonstrate how much a waste of oxygen he is.


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Old 06-15-2003, 05:30 AM   #1025 (permalink)
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nope......tiger gets that and the fuckin zebra too.

minx has a sexy avatar.
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Old 06-15-2003, 01:43 PM   #1026 (permalink)
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sexy is in the eye of the beholder... (it is intriguing, however)




My avatar will be badass... when I get one...
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Old 06-15-2003, 03:17 PM   #1027 (permalink)
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wrong, unless your avatar is a real bad ass, like a bad looking ass, which would be a crappy avatar,

one time, at band camp, she stuck a flute up her pussy...
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Old 06-15-2003, 03:25 PM   #1028 (permalink)
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I watched an interview where she denied ever doing such a thing.


There's better ways to spend Saturday afternoon than standing in the pouring rain in the middle of a football field, freezing your arse off...
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Old 06-15-2003, 03:26 PM   #1029 (permalink)
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oops, too slow!

Wrong... the best Saturdays of your life will be spent that way.

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Old 06-15-2003, 04:36 PM   #1030 (permalink)
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Considering i don't even know what one of them are, it's pretty safe to assume they really don't rule at all...


A frog's arse is watertight
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Old 06-15-2003, 04:41 PM   #1031 (permalink)
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Uh, No? Ever notice how they always piss on you? Well half the time it aint Piss thats drooling all over your hands....


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Old 06-15-2003, 04:50 PM   #1032 (permalink)
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in your dreams, gak...men can't fly, even when practicing tai chi...


wet grass mixed with dogshit smells horrible...
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Old 06-15-2003, 04:51 PM   #1033 (permalink)
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That is called jumping. Flying is when you can stay in the air indefinately using only your own movements.


One-legged ducks swim in circles...
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Old 06-15-2003, 04:54 PM   #1034 (permalink)
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wet grass mixed with dogshit smells horrible...
Wrong! Dogshit smells horrible, wet grass has nothing to do with it.

Quote:
One-legged ducks swim in circles...
Wrong! A one-legged duck would get get eaten by a musky....real fast!


blue is blue as blue is blue
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Old 06-15-2003, 11:36 PM   #1035 (permalink)
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Sorry wrong! It's blue as blue is blue as blue.

Depression is anger turned inward.
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Old 06-16-2003, 02:36 AM   #1036 (permalink)
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wrong anger is depression turned outward.

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Old 06-16-2003, 02:56 AM   #1037 (permalink)
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spived2, you couldn't be wronger if you tried...protoplasm and other organic cellular matter is people...


surf's up...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-16-2003, 04:31 AM   #1038 (permalink)
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Not if I'm looking at Sunrise Mountain in Las Vegas.




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Old 06-16-2003, 05:13 AM   #1039 (permalink)
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sorry mrsandman.....that fucker is taking a beating every night while chained in my basement.

the new zep dvd is fucking awsome.
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Old 06-16-2003, 07:43 AM   #1040 (permalink)
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