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Wingnut · 06-10-2003, 01:58 AM

I just saw one that was 32.31 seconds long

90% of stats are made up on the fly

Meridae'n · 06-10-2003, 02:57 AM

I just saw some that were in fact 92.31% made up on the fly

I wouldn't exaggerate in a million years

Wingnut · 06-10-2003, 03:04 AM

You just did - You would exaggerate after 500000 years

The love of money is the root of all evil

uncle phil · 06-10-2003, 03:07 AM

nonsense...the pursuit of money is the root of all evil...

my telephone is black...

Meridae'n · 06-10-2003, 03:19 AM

Your telephone doesn't reflect any light, so it really is no colour at all

June is the coldest bloody month of the year in Australia

Pyrate · 06-10-2003, 03:40 AM

Wrong-O!

'Bloody years' are always hot as hell. Believe me, I'd know!!!

my tfp nick is Pyrate

paddyjoe · 06-10-2003, 04:30 AM

Believe me, that's not what a lot of people around here really call you!

It looks like a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

3leggedfrog · 06-10-2003, 05:47 AM

well i don't have a neighborhood soo...

i need sleep.

Pyrate · 06-10-2003, 08:49 AM

You do not need sleep. You're just tired...think about it. It makes sense.

The previous post was posted on 06-10-2003 at 02:47 PM

Giant Hamburger · 06-10-2003, 12:39 PM

Your perception of time is limited by your apelike brain.

Time is truly non-linear and resides on an uncountable number of temporal possibilities and time lines. Your observation of the time stamp for that post is correct on only one of an infinite number of planes of existence.

I don't know what I'm talking about.

3leggedfrog · 06-10-2003, 01:14 PM

sure you do, you have to its your mouth/body/mind doing the talking

football is the american past time now

uncle phil · 06-10-2003, 01:19 PM

plunk your magic twanger, froggy, because no one else will...baseball is still america's pastime...

breathing too much chlorine gas can kill you...

3leggedfrog · 06-10-2003, 02:21 PM

pretty much anything kill you in large doses

this is my 250th post..yea

(vixen) · 06-10-2003, 03:33 PM

WRONG! its your 11111010 th. in binary.

i have just eaten an apple.

THE MAC GOD · 06-10-2003, 06:39 PM

Again... how do WE know... there is no proof... you are therefor lying...

There is air

3leggedfrog · 06-10-2003, 08:44 PM

have you ever see air...no

a rain drop is a water dropplett

(vixen) · 06-11-2003, 01:24 AM

ha! you wish. acid rain, my friend, acid rain.

i'll be whatever you want me to be
(munchies.... bueno...yum)

titsmurf · 06-11-2003, 01:41 AM

No you won't. You'll fail, just like you fail at everything else you do. And why don't you ever call your old mother?

This smiley is yellow:

Pyrate · 06-11-2003, 02:26 AM

Nope. It's 'sunshine yellow', with a tinge of cream.

In England 16 is the age at which you can LEGALLY smoke from.

uncle phil · 06-11-2003, 03:36 AM

pyrate, you silly goose, no one can legally smoke "from;" now tobacco, that's another story...

the alphabet is made up of twenty-six letters...

Pyrate · 06-11-2003, 03:47 AM

Goddamn it uncle phil, you got me there real good! I thought that was watertight!!!

ANYWAYS, ON WITH THE GAME...

Depends which alphabet you're talkin about..as far as I'm concerned, you mean the Hawaaian alphabet, which only has twelve letters!

Human males have an x and a y chromosome...

3leggedfrog · 06-11-2003, 06:27 AM

no some have xyy

the human body has 106 bones.

Pyrate · 06-11-2003, 06:43 AM

There is only one 'bones', and he resides on this forum!!!

We listen to music with our ears...

Giant Hamburger · 06-11-2003, 07:35 AM

Sadly, your view is too simplistic.

The ear is mearly a fleshy protective covering.

How we listen to anything:

Sound waves cause the tympanic membrane (eardrum) to vibrate. The three bones in the ear (malleus, incus, stapes) pass these vibrations on to the cochlea. The cochlea is a snail-shaped, fluid-filled structure in the inner ear. Inside the cochlea is another structure called the organ of Corti. Hair cells are located on the basilar membrane of the cochlea. The cilia (the hair) of the hair cells make contact with another membrane called the tectorial membrane. When the hair cells are excited by vibration, a nerve impulse is generated in the auditory nerve. These impulses are then sent to the brain.

No one can argue the 3 laws of thermodynamics.

Pyrate · 06-11-2003, 08:48 AM

I can....but very very badly!!!

I'm about to leave the ILT centre and go home.

dalisair75 · 06-11-2003, 10:20 AM

Home is relitive. For example, you are not going to my home.

My username was not in the database when i tried to log-in after an absence.

uncle phil · 06-11-2003, 12:05 PM

sure it was, you just had to arrange the letters and numbers correctly...

dave thomas named WENDYS after his daughter...

rockogre · 06-11-2003, 12:08 PM

Uncle Phil, I had such faith. How could you be so wrong? It just got mispelled. He actually named it "Windys" for the intestional gas produced by square hamburgers.

Aliens have ran our government for some time now.

Giant Hamburger · 06-11-2003, 12:27 PM

Ah my Ogrish friend you are only half right which, where I come from, means you are entirely wrong.

Our government is run by illegal aliens

Everyday I drink a large mason jar of human tears.

Minx · 06-11-2003, 01:04 PM

Excuse me....Mr. Burger?
I think that would be everyday you consume a large mason jar of human tears...which well...to each his own, right?

I am me.

rockogre · 06-11-2003, 09:14 PM

No, wrong again, I am me, you are you.

Stuffing 5 green stamps into a parking meter will freeze time forever.

myMHz · 06-11-2003, 11:52 PM

Wrong, it will only slow it down you have put 10 in to freeze time.

Life is but a dream.

uncle phil · 06-12-2003, 02:25 AM

no, my little radio person, life is a nightmare...

photographs are two-dimensional images...

crackpot · 06-12-2003, 05:40 AM

Wrong. Photographs are stolen souls, flattened and neatly glossed for our convenience.

Breast milk comes from a mother's breast.

Pyrate · 06-12-2003, 05:57 AM

Wrong! Breast milk comes from a mother's BREASTS, not 'breast'.

The word Breast appears in the previous post.

Dibbler · 06-12-2003, 08:07 AM

Nowhere in the phrase "the previous post" does the word Breast appear.

Birds can fly.

Midlandmadman · 06-12-2003, 08:37 AM

WRONG!!!!!I think you forgot about the ostrich ....which is a bird.... and cant fly.

You can tune a piano but you cant tuna-fish!

THE MAC GOD · 06-12-2003, 08:54 AM

Being a play on words, it has no merit as fact (but it WAS good)...

I'm hungry...

Giant Hamburger · 06-12-2003, 09:07 AM

Sadly, my friend, one, such as yourself, can go through contemporary life fudging and evading, indulging and slacking, never REALLY hungry nor frightened nor passionately stirred, your highest moment a mere sentimental orgasm, and your first real contact with primary and elemental necessities, the sweat of your death-bed.

Giant Hamburger's weltanschauung is smug and insular.

3leggedfrog · 06-12-2003, 12:29 PM

no you are not smug just arrogant

saturn is the closest planet to our sun

06-10-2003, 01:58 AM	#961 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	I just saw one that was 32.31 seconds long 90% of stats are made up on the fly __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

06-10-2003, 02:57 AM	#962 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I just saw some that were in fact 92.31% made up on the fly I wouldn't exaggerate in a million years __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-10-2003, 03:04 AM	#963 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	You just did - You would exaggerate after 500000 years The love of money is the root of all evil __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

06-10-2003, 03:07 AM	#964 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	nonsense...the pursuit of money is the root of all evil... my telephone is black... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-10-2003, 03:19 AM	#965 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Your telephone doesn't reflect any light, so it really is no colour at all June is the coldest bloody month of the year in Australia __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-10-2003, 03:40 AM	#966 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Wrong-O! 'Bloody years' are always hot as hell. Believe me, I'd know!!! my tfp nick is Pyrate __________________ ?

06-10-2003, 04:30 AM	#967 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Believe me, that's not what a lot of people around here really call you! It looks like a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

06-10-2003, 05:47 AM	#968 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	well i don't have a neighborhood soo... i need sleep. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-10-2003, 08:49 AM	#969 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	You do not need sleep. You're just tired...think about it. It makes sense. The previous post was posted on 06-10-2003 at 02:47 PM __________________ ?

06-10-2003, 12:39 PM	#970 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Your perception of time is limited by your apelike brain. Time is truly non-linear and resides on an uncountable number of temporal possibilities and time lines. Your observation of the time stamp for that post is correct on only one of an infinite number of planes of existence. I don't know what I'm talking about.

06-10-2003, 01:14 PM	#971 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	sure you do, you have to its your mouth/body/mind doing the talking football is the american past time now __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-10-2003, 01:19 PM	#972 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	plunk your magic twanger, froggy, because no one else will...baseball is still america's pastime... breathing too much chlorine gas can kill you... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-10-2003, 02:21 PM	#973 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	pretty much anything kill you in large doses this is my 250th post..yea __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-10-2003, 03:33 PM	#974 (permalink)
(vixen) Upright Location: neverneverland	WRONG! its your 11111010 th. in binary. i have just eaten an apple. __________________ (vixen) always inside the triangle.

06-10-2003, 06:39 PM	#975 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Again... how do WE know... there is no proof... you are therefor lying... There is air __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-10-2003, 08:44 PM	#976 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	have you ever see air...no a rain drop is a water dropplett __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-11-2003, 01:24 AM	#977 (permalink)
(vixen) Upright Location: neverneverland	ha! you wish. acid rain, my friend, acid rain. i'll be whatever you want me to be (munchies.... bueno...yum) __________________ (vixen) always inside the triangle.

06-11-2003, 01:41 AM	#978 (permalink)
titsmurf Crazy Location: Belgium	No you won't. You'll fail, just like you fail at everything else you do. And why don't you ever call your old mother? This smiley is yellow: Last edited by titsmurf; 06-11-2003 at 01:44 AM..

06-11-2003, 02:26 AM	#979 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Nope. It's 'sunshine yellow', with a tinge of cream. In England 16 is the age at which you can LEGALLY smoke from. __________________ ?

06-11-2003, 03:36 AM	#980 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pyrate, you silly goose, no one can legally smoke "from;" now tobacco, that's another story... the alphabet is made up of twenty-six letters... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-11-2003, 03:47 AM	#981 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Goddamn it uncle phil, you got me there real good! I thought that was watertight!!! ANYWAYS, ON WITH THE GAME... Depends which alphabet you're talkin about..as far as I'm concerned, you mean the Hawaaian alphabet, which only has twelve letters! Human males have an x and a y chromosome... __________________ ?

06-11-2003, 06:27 AM	#982 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	no some have xyy the human body has 106 bones. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-11-2003, 06:43 AM	#983 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	There is only one 'bones', and he resides on this forum!!! We listen to music with our ears... __________________ ?

06-11-2003, 07:35 AM	#984 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Sadly, your view is too simplistic. The ear is mearly a fleshy protective covering. How we listen to anything: Sound waves cause the tympanic membrane (eardrum) to vibrate. The three bones in the ear (malleus, incus, stapes) pass these vibrations on to the cochlea. The cochlea is a snail-shaped, fluid-filled structure in the inner ear. Inside the cochlea is another structure called the organ of Corti. Hair cells are located on the basilar membrane of the cochlea. The cilia (the hair) of the hair cells make contact with another membrane called the tectorial membrane. When the hair cells are excited by vibration, a nerve impulse is generated in the auditory nerve. These impulses are then sent to the brain. No one can argue the 3 laws of thermodynamics.

06-11-2003, 08:48 AM	#985 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	I can....but very very badly!!! I'm about to leave the ILT centre and go home. __________________ ?

06-11-2003, 10:20 AM	#986 (permalink)
dalisair75 Upright Location: San Francisco	Home is relitive. For example, you are not going to my home. My username was not in the database when i tried to log-in after an absence.

06-11-2003, 12:05 PM	#987 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sure it was, you just had to arrange the letters and numbers correctly... dave thomas named WENDYS after his daughter... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-11-2003, 12:08 PM	#988 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Uncle Phil, I had such faith. How could you be so wrong? It just got mispelled. He actually named it "Windys" for the intestional gas produced by square hamburgers. Aliens have ran our government for some time now. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

06-11-2003, 12:27 PM	#989 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Ah my Ogrish friend you are only half right which, where I come from, means you are entirely wrong. Our government is run by illegal aliens Everyday I drink a large mason jar of human tears.

06-11-2003, 01:04 PM	#990 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Excuse me....Mr. Burger? I think that would be everyday you consume a large mason jar of human tears...which well...to each his own, right? I am me. __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

06-11-2003, 09:14 PM	#991 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	No, wrong again, I am me, you are you. Stuffing 5 green stamps into a parking meter will freeze time forever. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

06-11-2003, 11:52 PM	#992 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	Wrong, it will only slow it down you have put 10 in to freeze time. Life is but a dream. __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

06-12-2003, 02:25 AM	#993 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	no, my little radio person, life is a nightmare... photographs are two-dimensional images... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-12-2003, 05:40 AM	#994 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Wrong. Photographs are stolen souls, flattened and neatly glossed for our convenience. Breast milk comes from a mother's breast.

06-12-2003, 05:57 AM	#995 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Wrong! Breast milk comes from a mother's BREASTS, not 'breast'. The word Breast appears in the previous post. __________________ ?