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HiThereDear · 06-08-2003, 02:34 PM

No God would allow such things as Macs! Therefore Mac God cannot, and does not exist.

My left testicle hangs slightly lower than my right or middle ones.

THE MAC GOD · 06-08-2003, 02:59 PM

i thought it was standard for men to have 2 balls...

The world is sperical in shape...

3leggedfrog · 06-08-2003, 03:02 PM

nahh it oblong slightly larger in the middle

the mac god does not exist. hee hee hee

THE MAC GOD · 06-08-2003, 03:06 PM

neither does your "Third" leg....

The world is not oblong

3leggedfrog · 06-08-2003, 03:11 PM

ahh envey it rears its ugly "head". lol the world is a slightly squshed ball and not a true sphere at all.

mac god is envious of my third leg.

THE MAC GOD · 06-08-2003, 03:34 PM

never seen it... so how can I be envious of something I know nothing about...

But, frog uses his cleaning syphon for his frog tank for other things...

3leggedfrog · 06-08-2003, 03:43 PM

yea like putting the water back into my tank.

mac gods snake (yea the real kind not the phalic kind) is creepy

Fly · 06-08-2003, 05:02 PM

nope.....it's slimey

i've got me a nasty sunburn.

3leggedfrog · 06-08-2003, 05:31 PM

no you got a first degree burn by the sun

my cell phone won't work

HiThereDear · 06-08-2003, 06:38 PM

No, you can't work your cell phone

I forgot to include my statement, therefore I had to edit this post.

crackpot · 06-08-2003, 08:13 PM

Nah. You pretended to omit your statement, in order to create an event to state.

Adults are obsolete children.

3leggedfrog · 06-08-2003, 10:22 PM

nahh were not obsolete

i want my bottle!

Wingnut · 06-08-2003, 11:47 PM

Nope, you are only interested in the contents!

Hal has got the best job on the planet

freedomdowntime · 06-08-2003, 11:50 PM

Somewhere there is a person with that name who has a shitty job.

This statment is false.

Wingnut · 06-08-2003, 11:55 PM

Nope, the mere fact that you made it false, means it is true, which means it is false which makes it true....

Life on earth is fragile

vermin · 06-09-2003, 12:02 AM

Wrong! Life on earth is tough and will survive and adapt, no matter how much toxic material we force it to live with.

If you mix toxic waste with clay, you can make little toxic bunnies.

myMHz · 06-09-2003, 12:08 AM

You can't really make a bunny at all, just a model of one.

The dead do not speak.

Fremen · 06-09-2003, 12:37 AM

Wrong, the dead do speak. Just ask Whoopi.

Root beer is the best beer.

Wingnut · 06-09-2003, 12:45 AM

Sorry, nothing beats hops and barley

Animal cruelty sucks

uncle phil · 06-09-2003, 03:24 AM

wing nut, how not right you are...some suckos are really into that...

the yankees lost again last night...

3leggedfrog · 06-09-2003, 06:35 AM

hey i am a yankee living in the south i never loose.

toxic bunnies are cute but not fuzzy.

Giant Hamburger · 06-09-2003, 07:55 AM

Incorrect, sir.
Here is my proof...
<img src="http://www.chewable.com/myfanwy/sensbun.jpg" width="640" height="493">

Now hamburgers, they are cute and not fuzzy. Perhaps that is what you ment my 3legged friend.
-GH

3leggedfrog · 06-09-2003, 08:10 AM

lol that was great but i don't think that a cow grinded up to bits and fryed or flamed broiled is ... cute. tasty but not cute.

there are many ways to cook a hamburger.

Midlandmadman · 06-09-2003, 08:27 AM

nope the are many differnt ways to prepare hamburger but only one way to cook it .........with heat!!!!!!!!

All this hamburger talk has made me hungry!

3leggedfrog · 06-09-2003, 11:05 AM

nahh you have a sensation that your body tells you is hunger. in reality you just may be slightly dehidrated.

killian irish red is a great beer!!!

GSRIDER · 06-09-2003, 11:27 AM

Wrong: You first need to drink EVERY BEER to detirmine if Killians is a Great beer.

Today is my birthday

uncle phil · 06-09-2003, 01:01 PM

(loud buzzer)...that is only what your birth certificate says...do you really believe that?

sun's out...

Giant Hamburger · 06-09-2003, 02:20 PM

Giant Hamburger met Uncle Phil's stare. "Look to the east, my friend. That is not the sun."

Uncle Phil glanced above the wall, his eyes straining to discover what loomed beyond the blazing horizon. Over the hills poured hundreds of angry villagers violently waving torches and pitchforks. The swarming mob pushed quickly towards TFP.

"I'll let you handle this," whispered GH as he backed away from Uncle Phil slowly.

Anytime is a good time for a giant hamburger.

paddyjoe · 06-09-2003, 02:32 PM

One time someone woke me at 3 in the morning and asked if I was hungry, so I slugged them. That was NOT a good time for a giant hamburger!

Tonite, they play for the Stanley Cup.

splck · 06-09-2003, 02:36 PM

No they don't, they (the only team that counts) got knocked out in the second round.

My girl got 10 out of 10 on her spelling test.

3leggedfrog · 06-09-2003, 04:41 PM

your girl friend sounds ... special... anyway there is alot more than ten questions on all the spelling tests she ever taken

tonight i will consume or eat some home made pasta sause.

splck · 06-09-2003, 04:51 PM

No fuckin' way can your house can make pasta sauce...no way !!

Flyman is going to shit when he reads this stuff. Oh well, he always says it's good to add to the old shitpile house.

paddyjoe · 06-09-2003, 05:01 PM

Y'know splck, I think flyman will be shitting long before he sees your post.

I had some delicious chicken parm for dinner tonite.

3leggedfrog · 06-09-2003, 05:08 PM

there is no such chicken call a parm

the tittiy board is awesome

Meridae'n · 06-09-2003, 05:20 PM

There is no such thing as a tittiy board (i know it's lame to pull you up on a spelling mistake, but there is no possible argument to your statement!)

Barney Rubble's wife is better than him...

blandestsounds · 06-09-2003, 05:48 PM

well i looked it up and your dog's name is "jebidiah" but i can see how you'd get confused

it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, and aeroplanes

3leggedfrog · 06-09-2003, 11:03 PM

nahh dogs and cats living together

ice tea is nice

Meridae'n · 06-09-2003, 11:09 PM

ice tea is not a spiritual entity and therefore has no temprement or emotional traits at all.

Anchovies taste like shit

3leggedfrog · 06-09-2003, 11:11 PM

nahh they are a great part of foreplay

barnie miller is great.

myMHz · 06-09-2003, 11:27 PM

Indeed the TV sitcom Barney Miller was great, as far as this barnie miller that you speak of how great can he be I never heard of him.

Radio commercials are 30 and 60 seconds long.

06-08-2003, 02:59 PM	#922 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	i thought it was standard for men to have 2 balls... The world is sperical in shape... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-08-2003, 03:02 PM	#923 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	nahh it oblong slightly larger in the middle the mac god does not exist. hee hee hee __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-08-2003, 03:06 PM	#924 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	neither does your "Third" leg.... The world is not oblong __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-08-2003, 03:11 PM	#925 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	ahh envey it rears its ugly "head". lol the world is a slightly squshed ball and not a true sphere at all. mac god is envious of my third leg. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-08-2003, 03:34 PM	#926 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	never seen it... so how can I be envious of something I know nothing about... But, frog uses his cleaning syphon for his frog tank for other things... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-08-2003, 02:34 PM	#921 (permalink)
HiThereDear Insane	No God would allow such things as Macs! Therefore Mac God cannot, and does not exist. My left testicle hangs slightly lower than my right or middle ones.

06-08-2003, 03:43 PM	#927 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	yea like putting the water back into my tank. mac gods snake (yea the real kind not the phalic kind) is creepy __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-08-2003, 05:02 PM	#928 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	nope.....it's slimey i've got me a nasty sunburn. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-08-2003, 05:31 PM	#929 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	no you got a first degree burn by the sun my cell phone won't work __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-08-2003, 06:38 PM	#930 (permalink)
HiThereDear Insane	No, you can't work your cell phone I forgot to include my statement, therefore I had to edit this post. Last edited by HiThereDear; 06-08-2003 at 06:49 PM..

06-08-2003, 08:13 PM	#931 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Nah. You pretended to omit your statement, in order to create an event to state. Adults are obsolete children.

06-08-2003, 10:22 PM	#932 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	nahh were not obsolete i want my bottle! __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-08-2003, 11:47 PM	#933 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Nope, you are only interested in the contents! Hal has got the best job on the planet __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

06-08-2003, 11:50 PM	#934 (permalink)
freedomdowntime Banned	Somewhere there is a person with that name who has a shitty job. This statment is false. Last edited by freedomdowntime; 06-08-2003 at 11:53 PM..

06-08-2003, 11:55 PM	#935 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Nope, the mere fact that you made it false, means it is true, which means it is false which makes it true.... Life on earth is fragile __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

06-09-2003, 12:08 AM	#937 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	You can't really make a bunny at all, just a model of one. The dead do not speak. __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

06-09-2003, 03:24 AM	#940 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wing nut, how not right you are...some suckos are really into that... the yankees lost again last night... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-09-2003, 01:01 PM	#947 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	(loud buzzer)...that is only what your birth certificate says...do you really believe that? sun's out... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-09-2003, 12:02 AM	#936 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Wrong! Life on earth is tough and will survive and adapt, no matter how much toxic material we force it to live with. If you mix toxic waste with clay, you can make little toxic bunnies. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-09-2003, 12:37 AM	#938 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Wrong, the dead do speak. Just ask Whoopi. Root beer is the best beer. __________________ Google

06-09-2003, 12:45 AM	#939 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Sorry, nothing beats hops and barley Animal cruelty sucks __________________ You are only limited by your imagination Last edited by Wingnut; 06-09-2003 at 01:24 AM..

06-09-2003, 06:35 AM	#941 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	hey i am a yankee living in the south i never loose. toxic bunnies are cute but not fuzzy. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-09-2003, 07:55 AM	#942 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Incorrect, sir. Here is my proof... <img src="http://www.chewable.com/myfanwy/sensbun.jpg" width="640" height="493"> Now hamburgers, they are cute and not fuzzy. Perhaps that is what you ment my 3legged friend. -GH

06-09-2003, 08:10 AM	#943 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	lol that was great but i don't think that a cow grinded up to bits and fryed or flamed broiled is ... cute. tasty but not cute. there are many ways to cook a hamburger. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-09-2003, 08:27 AM	#944 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	nope the are many differnt ways to prepare hamburger but only one way to cook it .........with heat!!!!!!!! All this hamburger talk has made me hungry! __________________ Its good to be back.

06-09-2003, 11:05 AM	#945 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	nahh you have a sensation that your body tells you is hunger. in reality you just may be slightly dehidrated. killian irish red is a great beer!!! __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-09-2003, 11:27 AM	#946 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Wrong: You first need to drink EVERY BEER to detirmine if Killians is a Great beer. Today is my birthday __________________ No signature at this time.

06-09-2003, 02:20 PM	#948 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Giant Hamburger met Uncle Phil's stare. "Look to the east, my friend. That is not the sun." Uncle Phil glanced above the wall, his eyes straining to discover what loomed beyond the blazing horizon. Over the hills poured hundreds of angry villagers violently waving torches and pitchforks. The swarming mob pushed quickly towards TFP. "I'll let you handle this," whispered GH as he backed away from Uncle Phil slowly. Anytime is a good time for a giant hamburger.

06-09-2003, 02:32 PM	#949 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	One time someone woke me at 3 in the morning and asked if I was hungry, so I slugged them. That was NOT a good time for a giant hamburger! Tonite, they play for the Stanley Cup.

06-09-2003, 02:36 PM	#950 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	No they don't, they (the only team that counts) got knocked out in the second round. My girl got 10 out of 10 on her spelling test. __________________ nice line eh?

06-09-2003, 04:41 PM	#951 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	your girl friend sounds ... special... anyway there is alot more than ten questions on all the spelling tests she ever taken tonight i will consume or eat some home made pasta sause. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-09-2003, 04:51 PM	#952 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	No fuckin' way can your house can make pasta sauce...no way !! Flyman is going to shit when he reads this stuff. Oh well, he always says it's good to add to the old shitpile house. __________________ nice line eh?

06-09-2003, 05:01 PM	#953 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Y'know splck, I think flyman will be shitting long before he sees your post. I had some delicious chicken parm for dinner tonite.

06-09-2003, 05:08 PM	#954 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	there is no such chicken call a parm the tittiy board is awesome __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-09-2003, 05:20 PM	#955 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	There is no such thing as a tittiy board (i know it's lame to pull you up on a spelling mistake, but there is no possible argument to your statement!) Barney Rubble's wife is better than him... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-09-2003, 05:48 PM	#956 (permalink)
blandestsounds Upright	well i looked it up and your dog's name is "jebidiah" but i can see how you'd get confused it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, and aeroplanes

06-09-2003, 11:03 PM	#957 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	nahh dogs and cats living together ice tea is nice __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-09-2003, 11:09 PM	#958 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	ice tea is not a spiritual entity and therefore has no temprement or emotional traits at all. Anchovies taste like shit __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?