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Meridae'n · 06-05-2003, 11:31 PM

A theory can be a fact even if it hasn't been proved yet...

Chickens urinate through their skin

uncle phil · 06-06-2003, 02:57 AM

el wrongomundo...chickens molt through their skin...

we're finally getting sunshine today...

Midlandmadman · 06-06-2003, 03:42 AM

Wrong .... Wrong ........ Wrong...... YOU might be getting sunshine.... but you say we're as in we are........ we is you and I ...I am not getting sunshine.... so I think the we part is wrong. (and I don't even want to debate the finally part)

I am going to work overtime tomarrow!

Midnight_Son · 06-06-2003, 06:20 AM

Wrong! Time is continuous, it has no beginning and no end. Therefore working “over ” it is impossible!

On a push button telephone, the number “1” button doesn’t have any corresponding letters on it.

3leggedfrog · 06-06-2003, 06:58 AM

it does on my cell phone it says mail.

there is no sentences that cannot be contradicted.

THE MAC GOD · 06-06-2003, 08:51 AM

Yes there are...

I watched all nine shorts of the Animatrix with frog, another friend and my GF.

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 09:45 AM

You couldn't have watched them with a frog, seeing as how a frog wouldn't likely sit still long enough to watch all of the Animarix shorts with you.

(btw, the Animatrix shorts are fucking awesome)

n00bs get pwned

forgotten_dream · 06-06-2003, 11:37 AM

Not if nobody realizes that they're a n00b.

l337 sp34k r t3h r0x0rz

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 11:40 AM

1337 5p33k 15 73h 57up1d

Most washing machines are white.

THE MAC GOD · 06-06-2003, 12:23 PM

Not a pure white... usually an off-white... most artists can tell you that

white is the presence of all colors

uncle phil · 06-06-2003, 12:39 PM

mac, how utterly wrong you are...white is the symbol of purity (see below - one-third of my signature)

ballantine beer was originally brewed in newark, nj...

paddyjoe · 06-06-2003, 01:13 PM

you're nuts uncle phil. I've had ballentine and it was more likely made in SEWER k, nj. jeez, you're even a genny drinker, too!

I'm going to have a few beers tonite.

THE MAC GOD · 06-06-2003, 02:22 PM

Your definition of a 'few' is relative and not an absolute truth... what if something happens to not allow you to consume a 'few' beers???

I wrote this at 17:22:30

Meridae'n · 06-06-2003, 04:03 PM

Over here the time was 11:22:30... I don't know where you pulled the other time from.

A ducks quack doesn't echo

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 04:36 PM

Sure it does, if you record it and play it back two times in a row

A vagina is a beautiful thing.

THE MAC GOD · 06-06-2003, 07:22 PM

Unless you are gay... then its just a Vagina...

The Vagina is part of the female reproductive system.

3leggedfrog · 06-06-2003, 10:43 PM

nahh its just the opening the flopian tubes on the other hand...

flopian tubes are a part of the female reproductive system

vermin · 06-07-2003, 12:12 AM

Wrong! fallopian tubes are, but flopian tubes are just tubes with no rigidity

A large percentage of the women pictured on the Titty Board have an STD.

uncle phil · 06-07-2003, 03:49 AM

wrong, you little rodent...a majority of women pictured in the TB MAY have an STD, but how does that explain the proliferation of unprotected sex portrayed therein?

alphabet soup contains noodles...

paddyjoe · 06-07-2003, 04:49 AM

Once again uncle phil, you're nuts. They call it alphabet soup because they're LETTERS.

I'm leaving for work in an hour.

Stiltzkin · 06-07-2003, 07:23 AM

Wrong. It can't be exactly an hour until you have to leave for work. Maybe an hour and some seconds, or milliseconds, or even nanoseconds... but certainly not "an hour".

My computer lamp is black.

Midlandmadman · 06-07-2003, 08:57 AM

I say your wrong....... Your computer dosent have a lamp, you bought a lamp to use at your computer area..... and another thing, It looks dark blue to me.

yikes I had to edit because I forgot to post a fact!

3leggedfrog · 06-07-2003, 03:16 PM

no you did post a fact with the computer lamp responce.

my frogs hate it when i clean their tank.

uncle phil · 06-07-2003, 04:46 PM

froggy, crawl out of the puddle...your frogs only hate it when you put your icky hand in their tank...

the secret number is 193...

paddyjoe · 06-07-2003, 05:02 PM

uncle phil, i've never seen anybody wrong more often than you. Obviously, the secret number is 69.

The Devils are getting their asses beat right now

Empty_One · 06-07-2003, 07:58 PM

Actually, they just lost a hockey game, there were no spankings given during the game.

The Chicago Cubs were victorious against the New York Yankees in today's baseball game.

THE MAC GOD · 06-07-2003, 09:10 PM

its just a small battle in a long war... therefore is of no significance

I started a working a job today

3leggedfrog · 06-07-2003, 11:24 PM

no you had a job now for years

apple computers are bad because it takes companies too long converting Good games to work on any apple computers.

Empty_One · 06-07-2003, 11:34 PM

bzzzt, wrong. There are no good games anymore. It's all just retreads of the good games they used to make, back when they cared.

Wil Wheatons webpage is http://www.wilwheaton.net

THE MAC GOD · 06-08-2003, 01:36 AM

Actually, that is the written way to write the IP address of his site (which is more absolute that the DNS)

Frog can't get over the fact that I like Macs...

Fremen · 06-08-2003, 01:47 AM

No, Frog's already forgotten all about it, so you are wrong, sir.

I could drown in Cheeto powder!

THE MAC GOD · 06-08-2003, 01:59 AM

Nope... you couldn't get enough... that's like a million bags... and I doubt you are rich (if you are, send me money)

Women can be extremely frustrating...

uncle phil · 06-08-2003, 04:17 AM

mac, you miss the point (as always)...women can be extremely SATISFYING...

steering wheels are circular in shape...

THE MAC GOD · 06-08-2003, 04:31 AM

actually... the steering wheel is a form... not so much a shape...

water is H2O

fishman22 · 06-08-2003, 06:55 AM

wrong H2O is water

you weigh more on earth than you do on the moon

splck · 06-08-2003, 07:16 AM

you weigh the same, ask flyman, he'll set you straight.

today i'm taking my kids to the beach and they will swim.

Empty_One · 06-08-2003, 09:25 AM

they may play in the water, but they won't really swim.

My wife is pregnant

vermin · 06-08-2003, 12:03 PM

Wrong! It's an ovarian cyst which just coincidentally looks like you.

Eating placenta is cannibalism.

uncle phil · 06-08-2003, 01:43 PM

vermin, you wascally weasel, you are SOOOOOO wrong...eating placenta is gross; cannibalism is disgusting...

roger didn't get #300 last night...

3leggedfrog · 06-08-2003, 01:59 PM

there are many rogers in the world so someone had to have gotten a #300 last night.

mac god cannot get over the superiority of pc computers.

06-05-2003, 11:31 PM	#881 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	A theory can be a fact even if it hasn't been proved yet... Chickens urinate through their skin __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-06-2003, 02:57 AM	#882 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	el wrongomundo...chickens molt through their skin... we're finally getting sunshine today... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-06-2003, 03:42 AM	#883 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Wrong .... Wrong ........ Wrong...... YOU might be getting sunshine.... but you say we're as in we are........ we is you and I ...I am not getting sunshine.... so I think the we part is wrong. (and I don't even want to debate the finally part) I am going to work overtime tomarrow! __________________ Its good to be back.

06-06-2003, 06:20 AM	#884 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	Wrong! Time is continuous, it has no beginning and no end. Therefore working “over ” it is impossible! On a push button telephone, the number “1” button doesn’t have any corresponding letters on it. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

06-06-2003, 06:58 AM	#885 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	it does on my cell phone it says mail. there is no sentences that cannot be contradicted. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-06-2003, 08:51 AM	#886 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Yes there are... I watched all nine shorts of the Animatrix with frog, another friend and my GF. __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-06-2003, 09:45 AM	#887 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	You couldn't have watched them with a frog, seeing as how a frog wouldn't likely sit still long enough to watch all of the Animarix shorts with you. (btw, the Animatrix shorts are fucking awesome) n00bs get pwned __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-06-2003, 11:37 AM	#888 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Not if nobody realizes that they're a n00b. l337 sp34k r t3h r0x0rz __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

06-06-2003, 11:40 AM	#889 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	1337 5p33k 15 73h 57up1d Most washing machines are white. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-06-2003, 12:23 PM	#890 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Not a pure white... usually an off-white... most artists can tell you that white is the presence of all colors __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-06-2003, 12:39 PM	#891 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mac, how utterly wrong you are...white is the symbol of purity (see below - one-third of my signature) ballantine beer was originally brewed in newark, nj... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-06-2003, 01:13 PM	#892 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	you're nuts uncle phil. I've had ballentine and it was more likely made in SEWER k, nj. jeez, you're even a genny drinker, too! I'm going to have a few beers tonite.

06-06-2003, 02:22 PM	#893 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Your definition of a 'few' is relative and not an absolute truth... what if something happens to not allow you to consume a 'few' beers??? I wrote this at 17:22:30 __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-06-2003, 04:03 PM	#894 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Over here the time was 11:22:30... I don't know where you pulled the other time from. A ducks quack doesn't echo __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-06-2003, 04:36 PM	#895 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Sure it does, if you record it and play it back two times in a row A vagina is a beautiful thing. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-06-2003, 07:22 PM	#896 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Unless you are gay... then its just a Vagina... The Vagina is part of the female reproductive system. __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-06-2003, 10:43 PM	#897 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	nahh its just the opening the flopian tubes on the other hand... flopian tubes are a part of the female reproductive system __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day." Last edited by 3leggedfrog; 06-06-2003 at 10:50 PM..

06-07-2003, 12:12 AM	#898 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Wrong! fallopian tubes are, but flopian tubes are just tubes with no rigidity A large percentage of the women pictured on the Titty Board have an STD. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-07-2003, 03:49 AM	#899 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wrong, you little rodent...a majority of women pictured in the TB MAY have an STD, but how does that explain the proliferation of unprotected sex portrayed therein? alphabet soup contains noodles... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-07-2003, 04:49 AM	#900 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Once again uncle phil, you're nuts. They call it alphabet soup because they're LETTERS. I'm leaving for work in an hour.

06-07-2003, 07:23 AM	#901 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Wrong. It can't be exactly an hour until you have to leave for work. Maybe an hour and some seconds, or milliseconds, or even nanoseconds... but certainly not "an hour". My computer lamp is black. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-07-2003, 08:57 AM	#902 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I say your wrong....... Your computer dosent have a lamp, you bought a lamp to use at your computer area..... and another thing, It looks dark blue to me. yikes I had to edit because I forgot to post a fact! __________________ Its good to be back.

06-07-2003, 03:16 PM	#903 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	no you did post a fact with the computer lamp responce. my frogs hate it when i clean their tank. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-07-2003, 04:46 PM	#904 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	froggy, crawl out of the puddle...your frogs only hate it when you put your icky hand in their tank... the secret number is 193... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-07-2003, 05:02 PM	#905 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil, i've never seen anybody wrong more often than you. Obviously, the secret number is 69. The Devils are getting their asses beat right now

06-07-2003, 07:58 PM	#906 (permalink)
Empty_One Addict Location: Milwaukee, WI	Actually, they just lost a hockey game, there were no spankings given during the game. The Chicago Cubs were victorious against the New York Yankees in today's baseball game.

06-07-2003, 09:10 PM	#907 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	its just a small battle in a long war... therefore is of no significance I started a working a job today __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-07-2003, 11:24 PM	#908 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	no you had a job now for years apple computers are bad because it takes companies too long converting Good games to work on any apple computers. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-07-2003, 11:34 PM	#909 (permalink)
Empty_One Addict Location: Milwaukee, WI	bzzzt, wrong. There are no good games anymore. It's all just retreads of the good games they used to make, back when they cared. Wil Wheatons webpage is http://www.wilwheaton.net

06-08-2003, 01:36 AM	#910 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Actually, that is the written way to write the IP address of his site (which is more absolute that the DNS) Frog can't get over the fact that I like Macs... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-08-2003, 01:47 AM	#911 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	No, Frog's already forgotten all about it, so you are wrong, sir. I could drown in Cheeto powder! __________________ Google

06-08-2003, 01:59 AM	#912 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Nope... you couldn't get enough... that's like a million bags... and I doubt you are rich (if you are, send me money) Women can be extremely frustrating... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-08-2003, 04:17 AM	#913 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mac, you miss the point (as always)...women can be extremely SATISFYING... steering wheels are circular in shape... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-08-2003, 04:31 AM	#914 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	actually... the steering wheel is a form... not so much a shape... water is H2O __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-08-2003, 06:55 AM	#915 (permalink)
fishman22 Banned	wrong H2O is water you weigh more on earth than you do on the moon