I can't come up with a good lie.

My mother played drums for Johnny Winter.

Okay.

flummoxed

I forgot to post in this thread.

Jackson Pollack was a Brilliant Artist.

Jackson Pollack was not a Brilliant Artist.

The previous statement is true.

I am not related to Cotton or Increase Mather.

I want NO ONE to click this link. :D

http://pearls-jam.myminicity.com/

go away

It is everyone's duty to reproduce.

Thank God.

(That's not a lie; it's just bad advice.)

says you...me, uhhh I am so not confusioned.

following on related previous posts, this statement will cause the universe to go into an endless do loop, terminating in a black hole and the end of time as we know it

I have the smallest dick in the world.

I love it when drivers in shopping centre carparks stop in the middle of the road and wait for people with full trolleys to get to their cars to unload, just so that thay can park about 20 metres closer to the doors.

That sounds like Fun!

oops, sorry. It was just that the battery in my watch ran down.

.the clit is a myth.

the female orgasm!
that is the real myth!

2 x 2 = 11

The following are all big lies!

I'll have to repeat my weekend experiments, which make me think you are both wrong. Unless you mean "myth" as wiki defines it, since this does involve the body and some women have told me they are supernatural ...blondes, brunettes, redheads.

"...The word mythology refers to a body of myths/stories that a particular culture believes to be true and that use the supernatural to interpret..."

I thought I was supposed to post a lie. There are pretty good ones. :)

Women are far too easy to understand. I wish they would make it more challenging.

Many people have taken this thread as an opportunity to make straight-forward and honest observations about things in their daily lives that they enjoy.

Shut the hell up, Hal. You suck. :D

I'm sure this thread will henceforth become a deep philosophical discussion about life.

Shit! My left big toe just up and ran off with a Vietnamese chickie from the nail parlor.

I usually don't like Vietnamese chicks.

Yeah, but they get really hot in their 50's and 60's.

I am an American Spy

I have a soul...in my pocket.

a soul in your pocket is worth two soles on your shoes.

Jade really is dried dragon semen

George Bush is a genius.

You said a mouthful. Best president this country has ever had. Definitely in the top 42.