Post a lie. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

CSflim · 09-03-2003, 04:08 PM

All you got to do is post a blatant lie. Should be pretty easy. the blatanter the better.

E.G.

I am NOT completely obsessed with Cameron Diaz. No really...I'm not.

bernadette · 09-03-2003, 04:09 PM

i am an original member of TFP. actually i am the founder & a covert adminstrator.
<i>shhhh!</i>

CSflim · 09-03-2003, 04:11 PM

Halx is hung like a gnat.

irieemon · 09-03-2003, 04:14 PM

I cant type.

grumpyolddude · 09-03-2003, 04:19 PM

I am neither grumpy nor old.

crackpot · 09-03-2003, 04:21 PM

I don't understand a single word of the english language.

uncle phil · 09-03-2003, 04:22 PM

i have no nephews or nieces...

glophead · 09-03-2003, 04:24 PM

I am a liar

(think about that one for a minute)

Esoteric · 09-03-2003, 04:37 PM

I'm not listening to music.

galaxygirl · 09-03-2003, 04:42 PM

I was born on Mars.

battlemouth · 09-03-2003, 04:59 PM

im soo not a ninja

theguyondacouch · 09-03-2003, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by glophead
I am a liar

(think about that one for a minute)

Thanks a lot jackass, my breain just ate itself.

grumpyolddude · 09-03-2003, 05:49 PM

I'll never get tired of this thread.

bundy · 09-03-2003, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSFilm

I am NOT completely obsessed with Cameron Diaz. No really...I'm not.

hey, neither am i.
and i drive a totally pimped out ferrari as well.

Shokan · 09-03-2003, 06:38 PM

I suck cock for hamburger patties.

laconic1 · 09-03-2003, 07:08 PM

I get laid by three or four really hot girls every day.

Also, halx is small compared to me.

MacGnG · 09-03-2003, 07:11 PM

this thread is sooo cool!
more like it!

gonadman · 09-03-2003, 07:17 PM

I am gonadman because my nads are the size of coconuts

Speed_Gibson · 09-03-2003, 07:30 PM

King George II (AKA President Bush) is an excellent peaceloving president

Munku · 09-03-2003, 07:58 PM

hay!!1! i can't typ3 2!11!1!

Snoogans · 09-03-2003, 08:35 PM

Yesterday, I raped the devil.

Fly · 09-03-2003, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shokan
I suck cock for hamburger patties.

wooden nickles here.....

bundy · 09-03-2003, 08:43 PM

i operate a male brothel... that specialises in Twinks, Younguns, Daddies, Chubs, Subs and Doms.

IC3 · 09-03-2003, 08:45 PM

TFP Sucks

splck · 09-03-2003, 08:47 PM

Flyman rolls beautiful joints.

bernadette · 09-03-2003, 08:58 PM

splck secretly loves vowels

the only magnets on his fridge he has is
a, e, i, o, u & sometimes y

YaWhateva · 09-03-2003, 09:54 PM

i rule.

TheClarkster · 09-03-2003, 10:02 PM

Jesus loves me.

Batman976 · 09-03-2003, 10:20 PM

What are you talking about? Pbsh! I'm not an alcoholic. Who told you that crap?

laxative · 09-04-2003, 12:31 AM

This is fun.

bulakbol master · 09-04-2003, 02:59 AM

"I am not a crook."

irieemon · 09-04-2003, 04:12 AM

my internet connection is down

jimk · 09-04-2003, 04:19 AM

being awakened at 4 am by a screaming infant is bliss

absorbentishe · 09-04-2003, 04:57 AM

The Cincinatti Bengals willl rule the NFL this year. No really.

shalafi · 09-04-2003, 05:41 AM

im a sexy 19 year old czech nympho.....cum watch my webcam

Batman976 · 09-04-2003, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by irieemon
my internet connection is down

I feel really bad for you, and I won't be able to sleep until I know it's back up.

Midlandmadman · 09-04-2003, 05:58 AM

Donny Osmond is the best singer EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh And Courtny Love is a terrific actress!!!!!!!!

baaa · 09-04-2003, 06:33 AM

I always have something worthwhile to say

Regziever · 09-04-2003, 06:38 AM

I don't want to get married to Veronica Zemanova!

bulakbol master · 09-04-2003, 06:53 AM

I am not a porn fiend.

09-03-2003, 04:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Post a lie. All you got to do is post a blatant lie. Should be pretty easy. the blatanter the better. E.G. I am NOT completely obsessed with Cameron Diaz. No really...I'm not. __________________

09-03-2003, 04:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i am an original member of TFP. actually i am the founder & a covert adminstrator. <i>shhhh!</i> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-03-2003, 04:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Halx is hung like a gnat. __________________

09-03-2003, 04:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	I am neither grumpy nor old. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

09-03-2003, 04:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i have no nephews or nieces... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-03-2003, 04:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
irieemon Crazy Location: Right where I want to be.	I cant type.

09-03-2003, 04:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	I don't understand a single word of the english language.

09-03-2003, 04:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
glophead Crazy Location: Springfield, VA	I am a liar (think about that one for a minute)

09-03-2003, 04:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	I'm not listening to music. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

09-03-2003, 04:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
galaxygirl Insane Location: NH	I was born on Mars. __________________ Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

09-03-2003, 04:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	im soo not a ninja __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

09-03-2003, 05:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	I'll never get tired of this thread. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

09-03-2003, 06:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
Shokan Addict Location: Canada	I suck cock for hamburger patties. __________________ Legalize it.

09-03-2003, 07:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
laconic1 Junkie	I get laid by three or four really hot girls every day. Also, halx is small compared to me.

09-03-2003, 07:11 PM	#17 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	this thread is sooo cool! more like it!

09-03-2003, 07:17 PM	#18 (permalink)
gonadman Psycho Location: Philly	I am gonadman because my nads are the size of coconuts __________________ For me there is only the traveling on paths that have heart, on any path that may have heart. There I travel, and the only worthwhile challenge is to traverse its full length. And there I travel, looking, looking, ...breathlessly. -Carlos Castaneda

09-03-2003, 08:35 PM	#21 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	Yesterday, I raped the devil. __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

09-03-2003, 09:54 PM	#27 (permalink)
YaWhateva Friend Location: New Mexico	i rule. __________________ “If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again.” - Bill O'Reilly "This is my United States of Whateva!"

09-03-2003, 10:02 PM	#28 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	Jesus loves me. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

09-03-2003, 07:30 PM	#19 (permalink)
Speed_Gibson Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Location: right here of course	King George II (AKA President Bush) is an excellent peaceloving president

09-03-2003, 07:58 PM	#20 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	hay!!1! i can't typ3 2!11!1!

09-03-2003, 08:43 PM	#23 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i operate a male brothel... that specialises in Twinks, Younguns, Daddies, Chubs, Subs and Doms. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-03-2003, 08:45 PM	#24 (permalink)
IC3 Poison Location: Canada	TFP Sucks

09-03-2003, 08:47 PM	#25 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Flyman rolls beautiful joints. __________________ nice line eh?

09-03-2003, 08:58 PM	#26 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	splck secretly loves vowels the only magnets on his fridge he has is a, e, i, o, u & sometimes y __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-03-2003, 10:20 PM	#29 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	What are you talking about? Pbsh! I'm not an alcoholic. Who told you that crap? __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

09-04-2003, 12:31 AM	#30 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	This is fun.

09-04-2003, 02:59 AM	#31 (permalink)
bulakbol master Upright Location: Philippines	"I am not a crook." __________________ "There is a theory that says whenever somebody figures out exactly what the universe is and why it is here, it will immediately vanish and be replaced by something even more unexplainable and bizarre. There is another theory that says this has already happened." -Douglas Adams

09-04-2003, 04:12 AM	#32 (permalink)
irieemon Crazy Location: Right where I want to be.	my internet connection is down

09-04-2003, 04:19 AM	#33 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	being awakened at 4 am by a screaming infant is bliss __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

09-04-2003, 04:57 AM	#34 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	The Cincinatti Bengals willl rule the NFL this year. No really.

09-04-2003, 05:41 AM	#35 (permalink)
shalafi ARRRRRRRRRR Location: Stuart, Florida	im a sexy 19 year old czech nympho.....cum watch my webcam

09-04-2003, 05:58 AM	#37 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Donny Osmond is the best singer EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh And Courtny Love is a terrific actress!!!!!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

09-04-2003, 06:33 AM	#38 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	I always have something worthwhile to say

09-04-2003, 06:38 AM	#39 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	I don't want to get married to Veronica Zemanova! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

09-04-2003, 06:53 AM	#40 (permalink)
bulakbol master Upright Location: Philippines	I am not a porn fiend. __________________ "There is a theory that says whenever somebody figures out exactly what the universe is and why it is here, it will immediately vanish and be replaced by something even more unexplainable and bizarre. There is another theory that says this has already happened." -Douglas Adams