Post a lie.
 

All you got to do is post a blatant lie. Should be pretty easy. the blatanter the better.

E.G.

I am NOT completely obsessed with Cameron Diaz. No really...I'm not.

i am an original member of TFP. actually i am the founder & a covert adminstrator.
<i>shhhh!</i>

Halx is hung like a gnat.

I cant type.

I am neither grumpy nor old.

I don't understand a single word of the english language.

i have no nephews or nieces...

I am a liar

(think about that one for a minute)

I'm not listening to music.

I was born on Mars.

im soo not a ninja

Thanks a lot jackass, my breain just ate itself.

I'll never get tired of this thread.

hey, neither am i.
and i drive a totally pimped out ferrari as well.

I suck cock for hamburger patties.

I get laid by three or four really hot girls every day.

Also, halx is small compared to me.

this thread is sooo cool!
more like it!

:p

I am gonadman because my nads are the size of coconuts

King George II (AKA President Bush) is an excellent peaceloving president

hay!!1! i can't typ3 2!11!1!

Yesterday, I raped the devil.

wooden nickles here.....

i operate a male brothel... that specialises in Twinks, Younguns, Daddies, Chubs, Subs and Doms.

TFP Sucks;)

Flyman rolls beautiful joints.

splck secretly loves vowels

the only magnets on his fridge he has is
a, e, i, o, u & sometimes y

i rule.

Jesus loves me.

What are you talking about? Pbsh! I'm not an alcoholic. Who told you that crap?

This is fun.

http://www.globalanarchy.net/upload/uploads/nixon.jpg

"I am not a crook."

my internet connection is down

being awakened at 4 am by a screaming infant is bliss

The Cincinatti Bengals willl rule the NFL this year. No really.

im a sexy 19 year old czech nympho.....cum watch my webcam

I feel really bad for you, and I won't be able to sleep until I know it's back up.

Donny Osmond is the best singer EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh And Courtny Love is a terrific actress!!!!!!!!

I always have something worthwhile to say

I don't want to get married to Veronica Zemanova!

I am not a porn fiend.












:o

I follow a healthy diet for success.

I really like Creed

My real name is Porter Langley.

His name was Robert Paulson.

;)

im gay

Lunchmeat, though seemingly a modern invention, was actually invented by an ancient Roman named Balonious in 250 A.D.

i hate it when JS fucks me or goes down on me, i mean, it's like so annoying and shit that i almost fall asleep every time. oh and i hate giving head.
:p

i'm a virgin

He Didn't do it!
http://www.mugshots.org/sports/oj-simpson.jpg

Oj Simpson is guilty.

I'm dead sexy.





no, wait....D'oh!!:lol:

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformation...7-minister.jpg
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"

"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"

"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."

"They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks."

"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"

"Be assured. Baghdad is safe, protected"

whatever it is, i didn't do it...and i'll never do it again...

I don't masturbate. As a matter of fact I don't masturbate 3 or 4 times a day sometimes.

I'm a healthy, positive person who never dreams of going bananas with a chainsaw :crazy:

Bill Clinton was the best president we've ever had.


;-)

Bill Gates is my bitch...

Paul is dead.

every post in this thread is a lie

Last week I fucked Britney Spears....and quite frankly.....I was dissappointed by the inexperiance.....Christina was WAAAAY better.

Asta!!

My attempts to stop smoking the comings week will probably be a huge success

i go to hogwarts university

Hail Lovely Lady!

"In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed.
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDOAm8WcTt94QDT6RV0tIIyW2tFUHwNVRec6liLt9iUUF9fwE1ID48ltl1pyp208r!U83dxC*oZB6ii2qR!4CsZLjsV2cTnyt7RUCztM20/burger.jpg?dc=4675437543460086039[/img]
You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.''
-GH

Rockies will win the World Series this year!!!!

i smell good

i am miss goody two shoes

I am a hideously disfigured male, whose sex drive is completely gone, i am also very obese and tall, and both my eyes are the same color
just reverse everything and you have me. . .

i died 2 minutes ago. heart attack.

I have a great job, married, attractive, wealthy... I'm really happy with my life. YEA!!!! I'm smiling.

Im a faery that lives in the woods..only to come down to a net cafe and see what tfpers are up to

My penis does not get hard. Ever.

I have 3 genetailia, each one bigger than the next

Of all the many, many, MANY movies i've ever seen, Ishtar is my favorite one.

I'm hard at work.

Boobs aren't everything in life. Sex is only for procreation. I am going to get laid from now untill forever.

i don't love JS...
and i don't love chocolate or techno...

and every lie in this thread is a post

All Cretins are liars ...

This thread is funny.

me and Selma Hayek are just f@ck buddies. i am getting tired of it now because i think she wants more out of this relationship than i do.

no really its true...

George Dubya is not a terrorist

angelina jolie is the ugliest bitch in the world.

emachines is the best company for computers in the world. they never loose your computer when you send it off to get fixed. nor does it take over a month to replace a mother board.

am i not bitter nor am i talking to a lawyer right not. grrrrrr i am happy.

no really its true...

Yellow snow is the most nutritious of all snows and contains twice as many vitamins & minerals than Sunny Delight.

i am married to LL Cool J

i have the biggest penis ever and women want me to do garden work naked

Star Wars Episode I: "raping a good series in grand fashion" is actually very watchable with a good script and oscar caliber perfomances

Yo no hablo español

I have a job.
heh, heh...
ohhhh.

melba toast is people!!!!

Halx's photos are in reality pinched from a Stellan Skarsgard (the Swedish actor) fan site.

I'm a millionaire

I've had sex 39.5 times today.

...with 39.5 beautiful women.

The collective on this board is MUCH more inventive then the last version of nonsense .
Now pick a number ...

this is the most incredible thread I have ever posted a reply too!

"I did not have sex with that woman!"

I do not spend too much time on TFP!

i've had sex 69 times.

Studying for tests are fun if you never even cracked the book.