I wouldn't dare post a reply in this thread.

I do not have large breasts.

I'm Elvis.
I faked my own death and now work happily in a MacDonalds in Denver.

The RIAA is justified in its actions.

George Bush brought respectability back to the White House

Downloading mp3s from Kazaa is theft; it's like going to a music store and stealing CDs...and you get the same kind of punishment too.

I don't ever have to pull all nighters with my college workload.

I don't love cheerios.

Kenny G is the saviour of modern jazz music, and he's so cute too!

I can stop visiting TFP any time!
Really! I could if I wanted to!

@seizei: Oh, and Kenny G IS cool and of course I do love it that they are not playing him on the radio right now.

These are people you can trust:

http://www.bu.edu/bridge/archive/199.../clintons.jpeg

Bubba...bump.

I like asparagus.

I won't cum in your mouth.

I completely understand everything a man ever says or does.

i'll love you in the morning...

I am very very shy.

I'm in love. . . But he wants sex all the time. . .

I couldn't eat a bite right now.

Also, I fall asleep just as easily without the aide of alcohol.

i find cane toads sexy.

Dean will win the Presidency

he said tell a lie.....don't you read the instructions!!!!!

(sorry, couldn't help it....that was just way too funny to leave alone.)

I respect your opinion and value your thoughts.

I love working

Covad totally has their shit together.

<== chick magnet

I did NOT mean to eat his foot.

My vacation in Biarritz sucked ass...

I mean, talking about the worse weather ever and alot of UGLY OLD women who were wearing both pieces of their bikini's.

I fucked the Boardslut. So did all my friends. So did their dogs.

Im not curious. Who's the board slut?

I AM THE BOARDSLUT!!!

The Walrus is Boardslut. (Uncle Phil said so...)

I am a six foot tall Japanese man.

I am the Poodle-Antichrist.

i dont exist

i'm not getting sleepy & i hate tfp with all my heart

i hate the nonsense forum.

ive never drank any kind of alcohol

led zeppelin is going "country..."

IM GAY!!!! :D

I love to masturbate with 60 grit sand paper...

my bucket's got a hole in it...

Those Hanson boys are so sexy, i'm thinking of switching teams.

i like my job

The next time you read this thread you'll be dead.

then there's that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow...

I am not the sexiest hottest coolest smartest most-brilliant male on this planet.

I am inferior to you.

No, you're not!

I'm smarter than you look.

i´m not going to the Harold Park Paceway this evening.

oprah is so not rich.

oprah is white. HAHAHAHAHA

how about my goose that lays all those little golden eggs...

Tahoes get better mileage than Civics

I NEVER SLEPT WITH GSRIDER!

I'm a virgin

I'm dead.

My personal hygiene is beyond reproach!

F I N A L L Y ! ! ! !

I won the lottery!

I'm buying!


(oops, that's two)

i don´t find Dido the most amazing woman on earth.

The following post comes to you from someone who was too busy having sex to post before I did...

i'm hung like a horse

I Love Life.

i want world peace

i care

i love everyone

i hate noone

i am no better than anyone else

i love my president

i hate oral sex

i love my job

i promise i'll love you in the morning

its ok,i wont cum in your mouth


can i keep going?

the grass is always greener at the top of the monkey bars...

I'm on a mexican radio.

i'm on korean radio.

I blew off the in-laws to attend this party.

I did not edit this post to make myself look cleverer.

If I told you the opposite of a lie, pretending it was a lie, would it become a lie?

this thread sucks.

I am the only one who thinks he is a male lesbian.

I love Jerry Springer and President Bush.

My fellow human beings turn me off.

There's no way you can prove I posted in this thread.

I can drive a zamboni... on grass.

That's a world-class lie!:thumbsup:

There's nothing in my closet.

I am worth $3 million dollars.

Dollars are lies. WAIT- I forgot the theme.

I don't secretly enjoy pissing in people's gas tanks, then laughing about how aliens are the most reckless drivers, yet not forgetting about how the government has motives to use gasoline as a means to control the nation, however much to the chagrin this will bring upon the minds of middle-class public defendants that graduated from Dartmouth, only to be taught by miitary-industrial complex ronins that travel between dimensions for the sole purpose of mis-informing the enlightened. --Yep, no such happenings.:surprised:

I didn't feel anything.

I am, really, and for serious, a secret super spy working for both the FBI and the CIA. I play one against the other so that the mexican mafia can smuggle drugs out of the united states and into russia. Its all part of a secret plot to resume the space race to send meth to the martians.

i DIDNT have sexual intercourse with a drugged dog!,
wow thats alot off my chest, that WASNT covered in dog hairs (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
only kidding children

It's easy for me to tell lies.

i am sitting naked in room. :oogle:

I think I'm telling the truth, and that's a lie...honest.

I like telling lies, but I'm horrible at it.

I'm tired of nonsense.

I hate back scratches and swimming in the ocean.

Tabloids are mankind's gratest invention.

I value cacophony.

I have climbed Mt. Everest.

I've never engaged in sexual relations with a TFP administrator.

I've never procrastinated.

No

do you like pina coladas?

I'm not really me.

I am wearing pants.