George Dubya is not a terrorist

angelina jolie is the ugliest bitch in the world.

emachines is the best company for computers in the world. they never loose your computer when you send it off to get fixed. nor does it take over a month to replace a mother board.

am i not bitter nor am i talking to a lawyer right not. grrrrrr i am happy.

no really its true...

Yellow snow is the most nutritious of all snows and contains twice as many vitamins & minerals than Sunny Delight.

i am married to LL Cool J

i have the biggest penis ever and women want me to do garden work naked

Star Wars Episode I: "raping a good series in grand fashion" is actually very watchable with a good script and oscar caliber perfomances

Yo no hablo español

I have a job.
heh, heh...
ohhhh.

melba toast is people!!!!

Halx's photos are in reality pinched from a Stellan Skarsgard (the Swedish actor) fan site.

I'm a millionaire

I've had sex 39.5 times today.

...with 39.5 beautiful women.

The collective on this board is MUCH more inventive then the last version of nonsense .
Now pick a number ...

this is the most incredible thread I have ever posted a reply too!

"I did not have sex with that woman!"

I do not spend too much time on TFP!

i've had sex 69 times.

Studying for tests are fun if you never even cracked the book.

I wouldn't dare post a reply in this thread.

I do not have large breasts.

I'm Elvis.
I faked my own death and now work happily in a MacDonalds in Denver.

The RIAA is justified in its actions.

George Bush brought respectability back to the White House

Downloading mp3s from Kazaa is theft; it's like going to a music store and stealing CDs...and you get the same kind of punishment too.

I don't ever have to pull all nighters with my college workload.

I don't love cheerios.

Kenny G is the saviour of modern jazz music, and he's so cute too!

I can stop visiting TFP any time!
Really! I could if I wanted to!

@seizei: Oh, and Kenny G IS cool and of course I do love it that they are not playing him on the radio right now.

These are people you can trust:

http://www.bu.edu/bridge/archive/199.../clintons.jpeg

Bubba...bump.

I like asparagus.

I won't cum in your mouth.

I completely understand everything a man ever says or does.

i'll love you in the morning...

I am very very shy.

I'm in love. . . But he wants sex all the time. . .

I couldn't eat a bite right now.

Also, I fall asleep just as easily without the aide of alcohol.

i find cane toads sexy.