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George Dubya is not a terrorist
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angelina jolie is the ugliest bitch in the world.
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emachines is the best company for computers in the world. they never loose your computer when you send it off to get fixed. nor does it take over a month to replace a mother board.
am i not bitter nor am i talking to a lawyer right not. grrrrrr i am happy. no really its true... |
Yellow snow is the most nutritious of all snows and contains twice as many vitamins & minerals than Sunny Delight.
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i am married to LL Cool J
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i have the biggest penis ever and women want me to do garden work naked
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Star Wars Episode I: "raping a good series in grand fashion" is actually very watchable with a good script and oscar caliber perfomances
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Yo no hablo espaņol
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I have a job.
heh, heh... ohhhh. |
melba toast is people!!!!
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Halx's photos are in reality pinched from a Stellan Skarsgard (the Swedish actor) fan site.
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I'm a millionaire
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I've had sex 39.5 times today.
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The collective on this board is MUCH more inventive then the last version of nonsense .
Now pick a number ... |
this is the most incredible thread I have ever posted a reply too!
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"I did not have sex with that woman!"
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I do not spend too much time on TFP!
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i've had sex 69 times.
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Studying for tests are fun if you never even cracked the book.
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I wouldn't dare post a reply in this thread.
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I do not have large breasts.
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I'm Elvis.
I faked my own death and now work happily in a MacDonalds in Denver. |
The RIAA is justified in its actions.
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George Bush brought respectability back to the White House
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Downloading mp3s from Kazaa is theft; it's like going to a music store and stealing CDs...and you get the same kind of punishment too.
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I don't ever have to pull all nighters with my college workload.
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I don't love cheerios.
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Kenny G is the saviour of modern jazz music, and he's so cute too!
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I can stop visiting TFP any time!
Really! I could if I wanted to! @seizei: Oh, and Kenny G IS cool and of course I do love it that they are not playing him on the radio right now. |
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Bubba...bump.
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I like asparagus.
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I won't cum in your mouth.
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I completely understand everything a man ever says or does.
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i'll love you in the morning...
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I am very very shy.
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I'm in love. . . But he wants sex all the time. . .
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I couldn't eat a bite right now.
Also, I fall asleep just as easily without the aide of alcohol. |
i find cane toads sexy.
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