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Dean will win the Presidency

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Originally posted by Shokan
I suck cock for hamburger patties.

he said tell a lie.....don't you read the instructions!!!!!

(sorry, couldn't help it....that was just way too funny to leave alone.)

I respect your opinion and value your thoughts.

Covad totally has their shit together.

I did NOT mean to eat his foot.

My vacation in Biarritz sucked ass...

I mean, talking about the worse weather ever and alot of UGLY OLD women who were wearing both pieces of their bikini's.

I fucked the Boardslut. So did all my friends. So did their dogs.

Im not curious. Who's the board slut?

I AM THE BOARDSLUT!!!

The Walrus is Boardslut. (Uncle Phil said so...)

I am a six foot tall Japanese man.

I am the Poodle-Antichrist.

i'm not getting sleepy & i hate tfp with all my heart

i hate the nonsense forum.

ive never drank any kind of alcohol

led zeppelin is going "country..."

I love to masturbate with 60 grit sand paper...

my bucket's got a hole in it...

Those Hanson boys are so sexy, i'm thinking of switching teams.

The next time you read this thread you'll be dead.

then there's that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow...

I am not the sexiest hottest coolest smartest most-brilliant male on this planet.

I am inferior to you.

I'm smarter than you look.

i´m not going to the Harold Park Paceway this evening.

oprah is so not rich.

oprah is white. HAHAHAHAHA

how about my goose that lays all those little golden eggs...

Tahoes get better mileage than Civics

I NEVER SLEPT WITH GSRIDER!

My personal hygiene is beyond reproach!

F I N A L L Y ! ! ! !

I won the lottery!

I'm buying!

(oops, that's two)