Post a lie.
 

All you got to do is post a blatant lie. Should be pretty easy. the blatanter the better.

E.G.

I am NOT completely obsessed with Cameron Diaz. No really...I'm not.

i am an original member of TFP. actually i am the founder & a covert adminstrator.
<i>shhhh!</i>

Halx is hung like a gnat.

I cant type.

I am neither grumpy nor old.

I don't understand a single word of the english language.

i have no nephews or nieces...

I am a liar

(think about that one for a minute)

I'm not listening to music.

I was born on Mars.

im soo not a ninja

Thanks a lot jackass, my breain just ate itself.

I'll never get tired of this thread.

hey, neither am i.
and i drive a totally pimped out ferrari as well.

I suck cock for hamburger patties.

I get laid by three or four really hot girls every day.

Also, halx is small compared to me.

this thread is sooo cool!
more like it!

:p

I am gonadman because my nads are the size of coconuts

King George II (AKA President Bush) is an excellent peaceloving president

hay!!1! i can't typ3 2!11!1!

Yesterday, I raped the devil.

wooden nickles here.....

i operate a male brothel... that specialises in Twinks, Younguns, Daddies, Chubs, Subs and Doms.

TFP Sucks;)

Flyman rolls beautiful joints.

splck secretly loves vowels

the only magnets on his fridge he has is
a, e, i, o, u & sometimes y

i rule.

Jesus loves me.

What are you talking about? Pbsh! I'm not an alcoholic. Who told you that crap?

This is fun.

http://www.globalanarchy.net/upload/uploads/nixon.jpg

"I am not a crook."

my internet connection is down

being awakened at 4 am by a screaming infant is bliss

The Cincinatti Bengals willl rule the NFL this year. No really.

im a sexy 19 year old czech nympho.....cum watch my webcam

I feel really bad for you, and I won't be able to sleep until I know it's back up.

Donny Osmond is the best singer EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh And Courtny Love is a terrific actress!!!!!!!!

I always have something worthwhile to say

I don't want to get married to Veronica Zemanova!

I am not a porn fiend.












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