I follow a healthy diet for success.

I really like Creed

My real name is Porter Langley.

His name was Robert Paulson.

;)

im gay

Lunchmeat, though seemingly a modern invention, was actually invented by an ancient Roman named Balonious in 250 A.D.

i hate it when JS fucks me or goes down on me, i mean, it's like so annoying and shit that i almost fall asleep every time. oh and i hate giving head.
:p

i'm a virgin

He Didn't do it!
http://www.mugshots.org/sports/oj-simpson.jpg

Oj Simpson is guilty.

I'm dead sexy.





no, wait....D'oh!!:lol:

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformation...7-minister.jpg
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"

"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"

"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."

"They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks."

"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"

"Be assured. Baghdad is safe, protected"

whatever it is, i didn't do it...and i'll never do it again...

I don't masturbate. As a matter of fact I don't masturbate 3 or 4 times a day sometimes.

I'm a healthy, positive person who never dreams of going bananas with a chainsaw :crazy:

Bill Clinton was the best president we've ever had.


;-)

Bill Gates is my bitch...

Paul is dead.

every post in this thread is a lie

Last week I fucked Britney Spears....and quite frankly.....I was dissappointed by the inexperiance.....Christina was WAAAAY better.

Asta!!

My attempts to stop smoking the comings week will probably be a huge success

i go to hogwarts university

Hail Lovely Lady!

"In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed.
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You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.''
-GH

Rockies will win the World Series this year!!!!

i smell good

i am miss goody two shoes

I am a hideously disfigured male, whose sex drive is completely gone, i am also very obese and tall, and both my eyes are the same color
just reverse everything and you have me. . .

i died 2 minutes ago. heart attack.

I have a great job, married, attractive, wealthy... I'm really happy with my life. YEA!!!! I'm smiling.

Im a faery that lives in the woods..only to come down to a net cafe and see what tfpers are up to

My penis does not get hard. Ever.

I have 3 genetailia, each one bigger than the next

Of all the many, many, MANY movies i've ever seen, Ishtar is my favorite one.

I'm hard at work.

Boobs aren't everything in life. Sex is only for procreation. I am going to get laid from now untill forever.

i don't love JS...
and i don't love chocolate or techno...

and every lie in this thread is a post

All Cretins are liars ...

This thread is funny.

me and Selma Hayek are just f@ck buddies. i am getting tired of it now because i think she wants more out of this relationship than i do.

no really its true...