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bundy 09-30-2003 12:42 AM

i don´t find Dido the most amazing woman on earth.

123123 09-30-2003 01:00 AM

The following post comes to you from someone who was too busy having sex to post before I did...

bryan2766 09-30-2003 01:37 AM

i'm hung like a horse

ser1alkiller 09-30-2003 03:23 AM

I Love Life.

09-30-2003 09:59 AM

i want world peace

09-30-2003 10:02 AM

i care

i love everyone

i hate noone

i am no better than anyone else

i love my president

i hate oral sex

i love my job

i promise i'll love you in the morning

its ok,i wont cum in your mouth


can i keep going?

uncle phil 09-30-2003 12:59 PM

the grass is always greener at the top of the monkey bars...

Astrocloud 03-31-2007 10:48 PM

I'm on a mexican radio.

bundy 04-01-2007 03:59 AM

i'm on korean radio.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-01-2007 04:18 AM

I blew off the in-laws to attend this party.

Jetée 04-01-2007 04:24 PM

I did not edit this post to make myself look cleverer.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-01-2007 05:18 PM

If I told you the opposite of a lie, pretending it was a lie, would it become a lie?

MexicanOnABike 04-01-2007 09:01 PM

this thread sucks.

Astrocloud 04-02-2007 07:23 PM

I am the only one who thinks he is a male lesbian.

Lady Sage 04-03-2007 05:59 AM

I love Jerry Springer and President Bush.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-03-2007 12:00 PM

My fellow human beings turn me off.

ZenFilthPig 04-04-2007 05:13 AM

There's no way you can prove I posted in this thread.

Jetée 04-04-2007 11:38 AM

I can drive a zamboni... on grass.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-05-2007 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud
I am the only one who thinks he is a male lesbian.

That's a world-class lie!:thumbsup:

There's nothing in my closet.

Esoteric 04-05-2007 09:13 AM

I am worth $3 million dollars.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-05-2007 01:19 PM

Dollars are lies. WAIT- I forgot the theme.

Jetée 04-16-2007 09:20 PM

I don't secretly enjoy pissing in people's gas tanks, then laughing about how aliens are the most reckless drivers, yet not forgetting about how the government has motives to use gasoline as a means to control the nation, however much to the chagrin this will bring upon the minds of middle-class public defendants that graduated from Dartmouth, only to be taught by miitary-industrial complex ronins that travel between dimensions for the sole purpose of mis-informing the enlightened. --Yep, no such happenings.:surprised:

Ourcrazymodern? 04-17-2007 06:59 AM

I didn't feel anything.

BBtB 04-18-2007 06:12 PM

I am, really, and for serious, a secret super spy working for both the FBI and the CIA. I play one against the other so that the mexican mafia can smuggle drugs out of the united states and into russia. Its all part of a secret plot to resume the space race to send meth to the martians.

310alucard 04-21-2007 02:43 PM

i DIDNT have sexual intercourse with a drugged dog!,
wow thats alot off my chest, that WASNT covered in dog hairs (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
only kidding children

Ourcrazymodern? 04-21-2007 02:54 PM

It's easy for me to tell lies.

Pommbaer 04-22-2007 12:59 PM

i am sitting naked in room. :oogle:

Sion 04-22-2007 06:28 PM

I think I'm telling the truth, and that's a lie...honest.

Jetée 04-23-2007 01:29 PM

I like telling lies, but I'm horrible at it.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-23-2007 07:44 PM

I'm tired of nonsense.

ring 01-23-2008 12:52 PM

I hate back scratches and swimming in the ocean.

inBOIL 01-23-2008 01:04 PM

Tabloids are mankind's gratest invention.

ring 01-23-2008 02:04 PM

I value cacophony.

genuinegirly 01-23-2008 02:25 PM

I have climbed Mt. Everest.

telekinetic 01-23-2008 02:33 PM

I've never engaged in sexual relations with a TFP administrator.

genuinegirly 01-23-2008 04:24 PM

I've never procrastinated.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2008 04:59 PM

No

uncle phil 01-23-2008 05:24 PM

do you like pina coladas?

jewels 01-24-2008 06:51 AM

I'm not really me.

m0rpheus 01-24-2008 09:51 AM

I am wearing pants.


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