i don´t find Dido the most amazing woman on earth.

The following post comes to you from someone who was too busy having sex to post before I did...

i'm hung like a horse

I Love Life.

i want world peace

i care

i love everyone

i hate noone

i am no better than anyone else

i love my president

i hate oral sex

i love my job

i promise i'll love you in the morning

its ok,i wont cum in your mouth


can i keep going?

the grass is always greener at the top of the monkey bars...

I'm on a mexican radio.

i'm on korean radio.

I blew off the in-laws to attend this party.

I did not edit this post to make myself look cleverer.

If I told you the opposite of a lie, pretending it was a lie, would it become a lie?

this thread sucks.

I am the only one who thinks he is a male lesbian.

I love Jerry Springer and President Bush.

My fellow human beings turn me off.

There's no way you can prove I posted in this thread.

I can drive a zamboni... on grass.

That's a world-class lie!:thumbsup:

There's nothing in my closet.

I am worth $3 million dollars.

Dollars are lies. WAIT- I forgot the theme.

I don't secretly enjoy pissing in people's gas tanks, then laughing about how aliens are the most reckless drivers, yet not forgetting about how the government has motives to use gasoline as a means to control the nation, however much to the chagrin this will bring upon the minds of middle-class public defendants that graduated from Dartmouth, only to be taught by miitary-industrial complex ronins that travel between dimensions for the sole purpose of mis-informing the enlightened. --Yep, no such happenings.:surprised:

I didn't feel anything.

I am, really, and for serious, a secret super spy working for both the FBI and the CIA. I play one against the other so that the mexican mafia can smuggle drugs out of the united states and into russia. Its all part of a secret plot to resume the space race to send meth to the martians.

i DIDNT have sexual intercourse with a drugged dog!,
wow thats alot off my chest, that WASNT covered in dog hairs (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
only kidding children

It's easy for me to tell lies.

i am sitting naked in room. :oogle:

I think I'm telling the truth, and that's a lie...honest.

I like telling lies, but I'm horrible at it.

I'm tired of nonsense.

I hate back scratches and swimming in the ocean.

Tabloids are mankind's gratest invention.

I value cacophony.

I have climbed Mt. Everest.

I've never engaged in sexual relations with a TFP administrator.

I've never procrastinated.

No

do you like pina coladas?

I'm not really me.

I am wearing pants.