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i don´t find Dido the most amazing woman on earth.
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The following post comes to you from someone who was too busy having sex to post before I did...
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i'm hung like a horse
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I Love Life.
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i want world peace
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i care
i love everyone i hate noone i am no better than anyone else i love my president i hate oral sex i love my job i promise i'll love you in the morning its ok,i wont cum in your mouth can i keep going? |
the grass is always greener at the top of the monkey bars...
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I'm on a mexican radio.
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i'm on korean radio.
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I blew off the in-laws to attend this party.
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I did not edit this post to make myself look cleverer.
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If I told you the opposite of a lie, pretending it was a lie, would it become a lie?
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this thread sucks.
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I am the only one who thinks he is a male lesbian.
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I love Jerry Springer and President Bush.
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My fellow human beings turn me off.
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There's no way you can prove I posted in this thread.
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I can drive a zamboni... on grass.
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There's nothing in my closet. |
I am worth $3 million dollars.
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Dollars are lies. WAIT- I forgot the theme.
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I don't secretly enjoy pissing in people's gas tanks, then laughing about how aliens are the most reckless drivers, yet not forgetting about how the government has motives to use gasoline as a means to control the nation, however much to the chagrin this will bring upon the minds of middle-class public defendants that graduated from Dartmouth, only to be taught by miitary-industrial complex ronins that travel between dimensions for the sole purpose of mis-informing the enlightened. --Yep, no such happenings.:surprised:
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I didn't feel anything.
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I am, really, and for serious, a secret super spy working for both the FBI and the CIA. I play one against the other so that the mexican mafia can smuggle drugs out of the united states and into russia. Its all part of a secret plot to resume the space race to send meth to the martians.
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i DIDNT have sexual intercourse with a drugged dog!,
wow thats alot off my chest, that WASNT covered in dog hairs (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW) only kidding children |
It's easy for me to tell lies.
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i am sitting naked in room. :oogle:
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I think I'm telling the truth, and that's a lie...honest.
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I like telling lies, but I'm horrible at it.
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I'm tired of nonsense.
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I hate back scratches and swimming in the ocean.
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Tabloids are mankind's gratest invention.
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I value cacophony.
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I have climbed Mt. Everest.
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I've never engaged in sexual relations with a TFP administrator.
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I've never procrastinated.
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No
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do you like pina coladas?
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I'm not really me.
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I am wearing pants.
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