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Tophat665 · 10-10-2008, 05:44 AM

This thread is listing to the center. This thread would like to remind you that underground is nowhere to sing in the key of A-Flat minor.

ring · 10-11-2008, 10:07 AM

This thread is waiting for some catch-up.

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-11-2008, 10:10 AM

This thread is safely ensconced near the birthplace of the GOP.

ring · 10-11-2008, 10:12 AM

This thread will not tolerate stale donuts.

ottopilot · 10-13-2008, 11:42 AM

This thread has a name for that.

BadNick · 10-13-2008, 11:47 AM

This thread is on pay-per-view.

Tophat665 · 10-13-2008, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot

This thread has a name for that.

And it's from the Latin unless this thread is showing off, in which case it's probably Greek, but could be Aramaic.

BadNick · 10-14-2008, 03:59 AM

Ez fonál tud beszél sok nyelvek.

Of course that's Hungarian so no need to watch this thread's back when bending over in the shower.

ottopilot · 10-14-2008, 04:28 AM

This thread is relieved.

Tophat665 · 10-14-2008, 05:18 AM

This thread blew out of the steppes like a grassfire, setting half of Europe ablaze.

Poppinjay · 10-14-2008, 05:31 AM

This thread is a little Russian.

BadNick · 10-14-2008, 06:11 AM

Because it's always Russian, this thread relies on fast food, and therefore needs the latest technology athletic shoes to catch a meal.

Tophat665 · 10-14-2008, 09:06 AM

When this thread's around, cheetahs never prosper.
/ This thread likes its fast food really, really fast.
/ Hold the apostrophes

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-15-2008, 11:15 AM

(How about some Jimmy Johns?)

This thread has cried for much of the day, but it can't complain, liking catharsis.

uncle phil · 10-16-2008, 02:51 AM

this thread could be leaving tomorrow for sunnier, warmer climes...

BadNick · 10-16-2008, 03:51 AM

This thread found this palindrome for for the thread above: Golf? No Sir, prefer prison flog!

Poppinjay · 10-16-2008, 04:15 AM

This thread failed the lie detector test on Maury, and is indeed Shaniqua's daddy.

ring · 10-16-2008, 01:18 PM

This thread believes neck-braces, should, and could be made a tad
more attractive to wear.

Tophat665 · 10-17-2008, 12:57 PM

This thread wants ruffled collars to come back into style

Fly · 10-17-2008, 08:40 PM

this thread parks in handicap spaces,

while handicap people make handicap faces........

*i have a handicapped person in the family so,i chose not to say retarded*

.......and yes.....it is me.

$$$dennis leary fucking rocks$$$

Tophat665 · 10-18-2008, 07:00 AM

This thread thinks political correctness is totally gay.
-----Added 18/10/2008 at 11 : 07 : 52-----

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

this thread parks in handicap spaces,

while handicap people make handicap faces........

That's got a cadence to it that's something between the pogues and quinn the eskimo.

That may well be this thread's cup of meat.

BadNick · 10-18-2008, 09:52 AM

...sorry for being so random, but this thread would love to go to Lake Louise, Alberta, Canada where it imagines it would feel very protected:

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-18-2008, 12:09 PM

This thread has its head up its ass, where it feels alright.

Tophat665 · 10-18-2008, 03:12 PM

This thread is blessed with the kind of flexibility that allows it to keep its ears toasty warm very simply.

This thread thinks rugby is for pussies. It's gonna strap waxed bards to its feet and fall down a mountain.

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-18-2008, 03:49 PM

This thread is still numb, lacking my ring.

BadNick · 10-19-2008, 07:18 AM

...maybe think of her whenever you hear a bird sing

ring · 10-19-2008, 10:10 AM

This thread has made itself very very small, so others
can find themselves easier.

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-19-2008, 12:10 PM

This thread enjoys being bigger.
-----Added 19/10/2008 at 06 : 56 : 57-----
This thread is crying in its beer & apologizing to noone.

ottopilot · 10-19-2008, 06:41 PM

This thread sometimes needs a magnifying glass to view the ant-like world.

BadNick · 10-20-2008, 03:42 AM

This thread just had some inspiration...if there is an anti-matter world, is there an uncle-matter world? This thread usually prefers roaches.

ottopilot · 10-20-2008, 04:43 AM

This thread coughs, reaches over and says, "ear".

Tophat665 · 10-20-2008, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

This thread just had some inspiration...if there is an anti-matter world, is there an uncle-matter world? This thread usually prefers roaches.

I think it's anti-matter, uncle-energy. and, of course, peanut-butter-jelly-time.

The problem with roaches is that the surface of the planet is well within the roach limit, and while I think you're out of this world, BadNick, or at least somewhere off planet, I wouldn't want to you break up as you came back down.

ottopilot · 10-20-2008, 05:52 AM

This thread will sue for unauthorized use of it's exercise video.

Fly · 10-20-2008, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot

This thread coughs, reaches over and says, "ear".

this thread will gladly partake.............

Tophat665 · 10-20-2008, 06:35 AM

Has this thread been usin a little?

ottopilot · 10-21-2008, 04:39 AM

This thread has used while under strict clinical supervision

Poppinjay · 10-21-2008, 05:03 AM

This thread was on COPS, sans shirt and dignity.

BadNick · 10-21-2008, 05:38 AM

This thread wears his war wound like a crown
This thread calls his child jesusthread
`cause this thread likes the name

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-21-2008, 06:14 AM

This thread wants its mommy!

Tophat665 · 10-21-2008, 06:14 AM

This thread wants to go to Venus.
-----Added 21/10/2008 at 10 : 16 : 24-----
This thread wants its MTV (preferably with some music videos now and again.)

10-10-2008, 05:44 AM	#1721 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is listing to the center. This thread would like to remind you that underground is nowhere to sing in the key of A-Flat minor. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-11-2008, 10:10 AM	#1723 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is safely ensconced near the birthplace of the GOP. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-13-2008, 11:42 AM	#1725 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread has a name for that. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

10-14-2008, 04:28 AM	#1729 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread is relieved. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

10-14-2008, 05:18 AM	#1730 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread blew out of the steppes like a grassfire, setting half of Europe ablaze. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-11-2008, 10:07 AM	#1722 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is waiting for some catch-up.

10-11-2008, 10:12 AM	#1724 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread will not tolerate stale donuts.

10-13-2008, 11:47 AM	#1726 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is on pay-per-view.

10-14-2008, 03:59 AM	#1728 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Ez fonál tud beszél sok nyelvek. Of course that's Hungarian so no need to watch this thread's back when bending over in the shower.

10-14-2008, 05:31 AM	#1731 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thread is a little Russian. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-14-2008, 06:11 AM	#1732 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Because it's always Russian, this thread relies on fast food, and therefore needs the latest technology athletic shoes to catch a meal.

10-14-2008, 09:06 AM	#1733 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	When this thread's around, cheetahs never prosper. / This thread likes its fast food really, really fast. / Hold the apostrophes __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-15-2008, 11:15 AM	#1734 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(How about some Jimmy Johns?) This thread has cried for much of the day, but it can't complain, liking catharsis. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-16-2008, 02:51 AM	#1735 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread could be leaving tomorrow for sunnier, warmer climes... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-16-2008, 03:51 AM	#1736 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread found this palindrome for for the thread above: Golf? No Sir, prefer prison flog!

10-16-2008, 04:15 AM	#1737 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thread failed the lie detector test on Maury, and is indeed Shaniqua's daddy. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-16-2008, 01:18 PM	#1738 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread believes neck-braces, should, and could be made a tad more attractive to wear.

10-17-2008, 12:57 PM	#1739 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread wants ruffled collars to come back into style __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-17-2008, 08:40 PM	#1740 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread parks in handicap spaces, while handicap people make handicap faces........ i have a handicapped person in the family so,i chose not to say retarded .......and yes.....it is me. $$$dennis leary fucking rocks$$$ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-18-2008, 09:52 AM	#1742 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	...sorry for being so random, but this thread would love to go to Lake Louise, Alberta, Canada where it imagines it would feel very protected:

10-18-2008, 12:09 PM	#1743 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread has its head up its ass, where it feels alright. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-18-2008, 03:12 PM	#1744 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is blessed with the kind of flexibility that allows it to keep its ears toasty warm very simply. This thread thinks rugby is for pussies. It's gonna strap waxed bards to its feet and fall down a mountain. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-18-2008, 03:49 PM	#1745 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is still numb, lacking my ring. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-19-2008, 07:18 AM	#1746 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	...maybe think of her whenever you hear a bird sing

10-19-2008, 10:10 AM	#1747 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread has made itself very very small, so others can find themselves easier.

10-19-2008, 12:10 PM	#1748 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread enjoys being bigger. -----Added 19/10/2008 at 06 : 56 : 57----- This thread is crying in its beer & apologizing to noone. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 10-19-2008 at 02:56 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

10-19-2008, 06:41 PM	#1749 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread sometimes needs a magnifying glass to view the ant-like world. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

10-20-2008, 03:42 AM	#1750 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread just had some inspiration...if there is an anti-matter world, is there an uncle-matter world? This thread usually prefers roaches.

10-20-2008, 04:43 AM	#1751 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread coughs, reaches over and says, "ear". __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

10-20-2008, 05:52 AM	#1753 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread will sue for unauthorized use of it's exercise video. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

10-20-2008, 06:35 AM	#1755 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Has this thread been usin a little? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-21-2008, 04:39 AM	#1756 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread has used while under strict clinical supervision __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

10-21-2008, 05:03 AM	#1757 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thread was on COPS, sans shirt and dignity. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-21-2008, 05:38 AM	#1758 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread wears his war wound like a crown This thread calls his child jesusthread `cause this thread likes the name

10-21-2008, 06:14 AM	#1759 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread wants its mommy! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT