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Atreides88 · 07-24-2008, 04:51 PM

This thread recently moved to Alaska for the explicit purpose of wrestling grizzly bears.

Tophat665 · 07-25-2008, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels

This thread has not been swimming in a pool table. Yet.

Yet this thread, relying on recent advances in technology, has been able to roller skate in a buffalo herd.

BadNick · 07-25-2008, 06:34 AM

All these animal-related sports reminds this thread that it holds the Immediate Western Philadelphia Suburbs and Vicinity Record for Cow Pie Tossing Gold Medal.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-25-2008, 01:25 PM

This thread is struggling.

Tophat665 · 07-25-2008, 04:56 PM

This thread is putting on the Ritz, putting on its top hat, putting on airs, and generally putting you on.

jewels · 07-26-2008, 03:26 AM

This thread would kill to put a little Camembert on a Ritz.

mixedmedia · 07-26-2008, 03:29 AM

This thread almost never thinks about that summer at clogging camp.

uncle phil · 07-26-2008, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Yet this thread, relying on recent advances in technology, has been able to roller skate in a buffalo herd.

this thread wishes it could resurrect roger miller...

Tophat665 · 07-26-2008, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

this thread wishes it could resurrect roger miller...

... and Will Rogers, Zappa, Hendrix, Carlin, Lord Buckley, all three Kennedy boys, Johnny Cash, Michael Jackson (The beer guy, not the child molester)...

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-26-2008, 09:31 AM

This thread needs protection, and the government won't help.

uncle phil · 07-27-2008, 03:08 AM

this thread rides a pale horse...

jewels · 07-27-2008, 05:07 AM

This thread rides into the sunrise.

mixedmedia · 07-27-2008, 05:12 AM

This thread watches too many westerns.

BadNick · 07-27-2008, 07:41 AM

This thread is an electric cowboy.

ring · 07-27-2008, 08:04 AM

This thread sorely misses Tiger-Bunny.

BadNick · 07-27-2008, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

This thread needs protection, and the government won't help.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

This thread sorely misses Tiger-Bunny.

Yes, Bunny Man pm'd this thread about some difficulties he encountered and this thread hopes he will manage to solve the problem.

uncle phil · 07-28-2008, 03:18 AM

this thread has a bag of golf clubs for sale...cheap!

Tophat665 · 07-28-2008, 05:44 AM

This thread has a bag of hammers that it uses to check if people are smart enough to breathe.

BadNick · 07-28-2008, 05:46 AM

This thread is holding its breath, just waiting for the right moment.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-28-2008, 07:00 AM

This thread accidentally exhaled at exactly the wrong moment.

Tophat665 · 07-28-2008, 10:27 AM

THis thread wants to move to Montana and buy recreational vehicle.

BadNick · 07-28-2008, 11:37 AM

After this thread becomes a wealthy tycoon, it will buy many recreational vehicles from Tophat ...sort of a spread the wealth idea.

jewels · 07-28-2008, 01:05 PM

This thread converts to RV status and wears nothing but a Tophat during severe thunderstorms. It's often been mistaken for a Transformer.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-28-2008, 02:51 PM

This thread has nothing on, again.

uncle phil · 07-29-2008, 03:23 AM

this thread perishes the thought...

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-29-2008, 05:44 AM

This thread still loves you, ELP!

Poppinjay · 07-29-2008, 06:10 AM

This thread was the lead singer for ELO.

Sion · 07-29-2008, 08:55 AM

this thread don't bring me down...brrrrrrrrrrrruce

BadNick · 07-29-2008, 10:13 AM

This thread has a dream.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-30-2008, 06:39 AM

This thread loves dreamers.

Sion · 07-30-2008, 11:25 AM

this thread is a weaver of dreams

YouTube - gary wright Dreamweaver(Original)

jewels · 07-30-2008, 11:42 AM

This thread is flashing back ...

uncle phil · 07-30-2008, 11:57 AM

this thread could have hot flashes...

BadNick · 07-30-2008, 12:23 PM

This thread wants to be a fireman...and a cowboy.

ottopilot · 07-31-2008, 03:37 AM

This thread is not my mother.

Tophat665 · 07-31-2008, 05:45 AM

Neither is this thread Merv Griffin.

lotsofmagnets · 07-31-2008, 06:24 AM

this thread sawed off both it´s arms using it´s legs. then both legs using it´s arms.

Tophat665 · 07-31-2008, 08:28 AM

This thread really needs to pull itself together

Poppinjay · 07-31-2008, 08:29 AM

Don't make this thread stop the car!

Tophat665 · 07-31-2008, 08:35 AM

This thread keeps touching meeeeeee!!

07-24-2008, 04:51 PM	#1441 (permalink)
Atreides88 Insane Location: The South.	This thread recently moved to Alaska for the explicit purpose of wrestling grizzly bears. __________________ "There is no need to suppose that human beings differ very much one from another: but it is true that the ones who come out on top are the ones who have been trained in the hardest school." -- Thucydides

07-25-2008, 01:25 PM	#1444 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is struggling. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-25-2008, 04:56 PM	#1445 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is putting on the Ritz, putting on its top hat, putting on airs, and generally putting you on. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-26-2008, 03:26 AM	#1446 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread would kill to put a little Camembert on a Ritz. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-26-2008, 03:29 AM	#1447 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread almost never thinks about that summer at clogging camp. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

07-25-2008, 06:34 AM	#1443 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	All these animal-related sports reminds this thread that it holds the Immediate Western Philadelphia Suburbs and Vicinity Record for Cow Pie Tossing Gold Medal.

07-26-2008, 09:31 AM	#1450 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread needs protection, and the government won't help.

07-27-2008, 03:08 AM	#1451 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread rides a pale horse... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-27-2008, 05:07 AM	#1452 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread rides into the sunrise. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-27-2008, 05:12 AM	#1453 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread watches too many westerns. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

07-27-2008, 07:41 AM	#1454 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is an electric cowboy.

07-27-2008, 08:04 AM	#1455 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread sorely misses Tiger-Bunny.

07-28-2008, 03:18 AM	#1457 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread has a bag of golf clubs for sale...cheap! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-28-2008, 05:44 AM	#1458 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has a bag of hammers that it uses to check if people are smart enough to breathe. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-28-2008, 05:46 AM	#1459 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is holding its breath, just waiting for the right moment.

07-28-2008, 07:00 AM	#1460 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread accidentally exhaled at exactly the wrong moment.

07-28-2008, 10:27 AM	#1461 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	THis thread wants to move to Montana and buy recreational vehicle. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-28-2008, 11:37 AM	#1462 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	After this thread becomes a wealthy tycoon, it will buy many recreational vehicles from Tophat ...sort of a spread the wealth idea.

07-28-2008, 01:05 PM	#1463 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread converts to RV status and wears nothing but a Tophat during severe thunderstorms. It's often been mistaken for a Transformer. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-28-2008, 02:51 PM	#1464 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread has nothing on, again.

07-29-2008, 03:23 AM	#1465 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread perishes the thought... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-29-2008, 05:44 AM	#1466 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread still loves you, ELP!

07-29-2008, 06:10 AM	#1467 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thread was the lead singer for ELO. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

07-29-2008, 08:55 AM	#1468 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread don't bring me down...brrrrrrrrrrrruce __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

07-29-2008, 10:13 AM	#1469 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread has a dream.

07-30-2008, 06:39 AM	#1470 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread loves dreamers.

07-30-2008, 11:42 AM	#1472 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is flashing back ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-30-2008, 11:57 AM	#1473 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread could have hot flashes... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-30-2008, 12:23 PM	#1474 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread wants to be a fireman...and a cowboy.

07-31-2008, 03:37 AM	#1475 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread is not my mother. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-31-2008, 05:45 AM	#1476 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Neither is this thread Merv Griffin. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-31-2008, 06:24 AM	#1477 (permalink)
lotsofmagnets Upright Location: reykjavík, iceland	this thread sawed off both it´s arms using it´s legs. then both legs using it´s arms. __________________ mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

07-31-2008, 08:28 AM	#1478 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread really needs to pull itself together __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-31-2008, 08:29 AM	#1479 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Don't make this thread stop the car! __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

07-31-2008, 08:35 AM	#1480 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread keeps touching meeeeeee!! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.