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Old 08-27-2008, 01:16 AM   #1601 (permalink)
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This thread has been spotted in several remote locations, but wasn't really there.
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:31 AM   #1602 (permalink)
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this thread thinks that there's nothing common about sense...
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:56 AM   #1603 (permalink)
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This thread don't like, it don't like, it don't like cocaine, but it does like the way it smells.
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Old 08-31-2008, 03:07 AM   #1604 (permalink)
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This thread is stuck in the middle with you ...
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Old 08-31-2008, 05:52 AM   #1605 (permalink)
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This thread has six fingers on its right hand.
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:41 AM   #1606 (permalink)
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This thread has been called a quack since it also has webs between its toes.
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:52 AM   #1607 (permalink)
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This thread might need its head re-examined.
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Old 08-31-2008, 04:28 PM   #1608 (permalink)
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This thread feels a tickle between its ears and thinks a lobotomy would scratch its itch.
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Old 08-31-2008, 06:03 PM   #1609 (permalink)
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this thread knows what yinz means, how to get to dahntahn, and what a jagger-bush is
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Old 09-01-2008, 02:50 AM   #1610 (permalink)
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This thread enjoys mimicking accents, much like the lyrebird.
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Old 09-01-2008, 08:03 AM   #1611 (permalink)
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This thread is a looney bird and its looney bun is fine.
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Old 09-01-2008, 07:18 PM   #1612 (permalink)
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this thread knows Benny Lava personally, and can attest to the finery of his loony bun.
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Old 09-01-2008, 09:02 PM   #1613 (permalink)
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This thread can testify to the loonesy of buns.
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:48 AM   #1614 (permalink)
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Speaking of loony bins, this thread used to hang with McMurphy and was known to have helped kick Nurse Ratched's sorry ass.
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Old 09-02-2008, 04:56 AM   #1615 (permalink)
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According to this thread... "that's just coo-coo".
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:27 AM   #1616 (permalink)
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this thread is coo-coo for coco-puffs
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:44 PM   #1617 (permalink)
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this thread also thinks sugar pops are tops...
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:55 PM   #1618 (permalink)
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This thread is corny and flakey all at the same time.
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Old 09-04-2008, 05:17 AM   #1619 (permalink)
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This thread is ready to play the Catskills
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Old 09-04-2008, 05:42 AM   #1620 (permalink)
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Thiz threadz got madd skillz
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Old 09-04-2008, 06:03 AM   #1621 (permalink)
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They see this thread rollin, and they hatin.
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Old 09-04-2008, 07:10 AM   #1622 (permalink)
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This thread is always down and dirty.
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Old 09-04-2008, 07:16 AM   #1623 (permalink)
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This thread be poppin ...
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Old 09-04-2008, 07:18 AM   #1624 (permalink)
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Don't tell anybody, but this thread lives in the hood and has a crew.
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Old 09-04-2008, 07:56 AM   #1625 (permalink)
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this thread wrote the 70s hit song "Car Wash"
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Old 09-04-2008, 08:48 AM   #1626 (permalink)
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This thread is not down. It won't be down until its head falls off.
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Old 09-04-2008, 09:12 AM   #1627 (permalink)
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This thread is bonded for contruction work.
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Old 09-04-2008, 11:17 AM   #1628 (permalink)
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This thread wants to crazy glue its head to the bottom of a big steel girder.
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:19 PM   #1629 (permalink)
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Talk about steel girdles, this thread would like to steel ...errrr steal this girdle

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Old 09-04-2008, 05:08 PM   #1630 (permalink)
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Corset would.

This thread is making tent in trousers.
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:04 AM   #1631 (permalink)
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This thread thinks Nick would like mighty fine in that steel girdle ...
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:20 AM   #1632 (permalink)
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el correcto, miss jules. Finding a hiding place in there would further enhance my protective mode.
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Old 09-11-2008, 06:52 AM   #1633 (permalink)
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This thread wants a few hairs cut.
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Old 09-11-2008, 06:59 AM   #1634 (permalink)
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This thread majored in modern dance, minored in tap, and is unemployed.
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Old 09-12-2008, 05:53 AM   #1635 (permalink)
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This thread is pissed off today and recommends that everyone stay in a protected area, or who knows what can happen....well I mean the shadow knows, but who else would know?
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Old 09-12-2008, 07:16 AM   #1636 (permalink)
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This thread has no fear.
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Old 09-12-2008, 10:12 AM   #1637 (permalink)
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Now that this thread had a good lunch and a couple beers, it feels better....plus in work we're getting a nice bonus to our pay, so that helps, too.
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Old 09-12-2008, 10:48 AM   #1638 (permalink)
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This thread thinks Nick would like mighty fine in that steel girdle ...
and this thread won't let him get run over by any steel wheels...

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Old 09-12-2008, 11:39 AM   #1639 (permalink)
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As a honky tonk witness, I can attest to the fact that you guys blow my nose and then you blow my mind:

You're a faggy little leather boy with a smaller piece of stick.
You're a lashing, smashing hunk of man;
Your sweat shines sweet and strong.
Your organs working perfectly, but there's a part that's not screwed on.


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Old 09-12-2008, 11:44 AM   #1640 (permalink)
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this thread can sing, too...


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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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