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ottopilot · 09-12-2008, 06:39 PM

sticky fingers

BadNick · 09-12-2008, 07:12 PM

Keep your sticky fingers off my nice shiney toy or your stay in witness protection may come to a screeching halt.

Look at you now:

Tophat665 · 09-12-2008, 10:12 PM

This thread is a cardiac kleptomaniac, compelled to steal hearts.

jewels · 09-13-2008, 01:57 AM

This thread is the heart of all hearts.

uncle phil · 09-13-2008, 02:32 AM

speaking of hearts, this thread does it all...

dreamboat annie - Google Video

ottopilot · 09-13-2008, 05:52 AM

This thread forgot it was in this thread.

Tophat665 · 09-13-2008, 06:40 AM

This thread just had an out of thread experience.

BadNick · 09-13-2008, 06:43 AM

...hey fellow threadmates, try jerking the thread...it feels good

Tophat665 · 09-13-2008, 06:51 AM

This thread thinks it's going blind

ottopilot · 09-13-2008, 10:05 AM

This thread believes thread jerking may require a wet-nap

do wet dreams happen during wet naps?

uncle phil · 09-13-2008, 11:46 AM

who threw a wet blanket on this thread?

Fly · 09-13-2008, 11:47 AM

this thread actually doesn't give a fuck,as long as the blanket dries out

Sion · 09-13-2008, 07:19 PM

this thread once dried a wet blanket in the oven, for 2 hours at 350 degrees F. it made a delicious roast.

jewels · 09-14-2008, 05:01 AM

This thread never makes blanket statements, wet or dry.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-15-2008, 04:00 PM

This thread is enjoying high-speed connections.

BadNick · 09-15-2008, 06:29 PM

na na na high speed connections na na na

Sadly, while some selfish high speeders were just zooming around, our beloved Karolyn Slowsky has gone missing. If she's not found very soon, Bill will be joining us in Witness Protection.

jewels · 09-16-2008, 01:44 AM

This thread is interconnected, disconnected and well-connected.

Tophat665 · 09-16-2008, 05:45 AM

THis thread is watching Ceiling cat.

Poppinjay · 09-16-2008, 06:30 AM

This thred is in yur eyz, makin u rede

Tophat665 · 09-16-2008, 09:29 AM

THis thread haz cheezburgr, bukket, and invisible bike.

ottopilot · 09-16-2008, 09:34 AM

This thread has come together, please pass the walrus gumboot

Tophat665 · 09-16-2008, 09:41 AM

This thread wants you to keep your monkey fingers off it, you damn, dirty ape.

uncle phil · 09-16-2008, 11:49 AM

this thread lives in a yellow submarine...

Tophat665 · 09-16-2008, 12:51 PM

This thread is a senile delinquent who attended the University of Whales.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-16-2008, 04:43 PM

This thread only needs a tissue to wipe the wet nap out of its eyes.

Then it needs a bath & a sandwich.

jewels · 09-17-2008, 01:50 AM

This thread is dancing with throes of insanity, anxiety and indigestion.

uncle phil · 09-17-2008, 03:00 AM

this thread is left dangling...

BadNick · 09-17-2008, 03:46 AM

Why does this thread always think of Modigliani when it hears "dangling"?

ottopilot · 09-17-2008, 07:18 AM

This thread comes guaranteed with 97% less dangling than the other brand.

Sion · 09-18-2008, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot

This thread comes guaranteed with 97% less dangling than the other brand.

and 43 % fewer participles

jewels · 09-18-2008, 02:05 PM

This thread misses otto's avatar but is glad to see Sion back again.

BadNick · 09-18-2008, 07:40 PM

I know this isn't the "shhh" thread, jewels ....errr I mean the thread above...but did you ever think that maybe otto had to change his avatar so that the Feds don't find him hiding here in the Witness Protection Program? Maybe after the Feds are gone he can come out of hiding again. Otto, always wear your protection.

ottopilot · 09-18-2008, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

Otto, always wear your protection.

This thread says "Roger that".

Tophat665 · 09-19-2008, 01:08 PM

This thread is especially sure to wear protection when rogering anything.
This is the protection it wears:

BadNick · 09-21-2008, 07:17 PM

Here's me in my witness protection suit convincing the young ladies on the beach to always use protection

ottopilot · 09-21-2008, 07:44 PM

This thread says, "Remember kids, safety is NO ACCIDENT!"

Tophat665 · 09-21-2008, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot

This thread says, "Remember kids, safety is NO ACCIDENT!"

... Unless you fall off a roof and accidentally land on a pile of mattresses.

BadNick · 09-22-2008, 07:12 AM

This thread was accidentally safe today...will repent tomorrow.

jewels · 09-22-2008, 08:53 AM

This thread needs to get out more often.

ottopilot · 09-23-2008, 09:55 AM

This thread trips the light fantastic.

09-12-2008, 06:39 PM	#1641 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	sticky fingers __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-12-2008, 10:12 PM	#1643 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is a cardiac kleptomaniac, compelled to steal hearts. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-13-2008, 01:57 AM	#1644 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is the heart of all hearts. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-13-2008, 02:32 AM	#1645 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	speaking of hearts, this thread does it all... dreamboat annie - Google Video __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-13-2008, 05:52 AM	#1646 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread forgot it was in this thread. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-12-2008, 07:12 PM	#1642 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Keep your sticky fingers off my nice shiney toy or your stay in witness protection may come to a screeching halt. Look at you now:

09-13-2008, 06:40 AM	#1647 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread just had an out of thread experience. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-13-2008, 06:43 AM	#1648 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	...hey fellow threadmates, try jerking the thread...it feels good

09-13-2008, 06:51 AM	#1649 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread thinks it's going blind __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-13-2008, 10:05 AM	#1650 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread believes thread jerking may require a wet-nap do wet dreams happen during wet naps? __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-13-2008, 11:46 AM	#1651 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	who threw a wet blanket on this thread? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-13-2008, 11:47 AM	#1652 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread actually doesn't give a fuck,as long as the blanket dries out __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-13-2008, 07:19 PM	#1653 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread once dried a wet blanket in the oven, for 2 hours at 350 degrees F. it made a delicious roast. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... Last edited by Sion; 09-14-2008 at 08:19 AM..

09-14-2008, 05:01 AM	#1654 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread never makes blanket statements, wet or dry. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-15-2008, 04:00 PM	#1655 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is enjoying high-speed connections. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-16-2008, 06:30 AM	#1659 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thred is in yur eyz, makin u rede __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

09-15-2008, 06:29 PM	#1656 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	na na na high speed connections na na na Sadly, while some selfish high speeders were just zooming around, our beloved Karolyn Slowsky has gone missing. If she's not found very soon, Bill will be joining us in Witness Protection.

09-16-2008, 01:44 AM	#1657 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is interconnected, disconnected and well-connected. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-16-2008, 05:45 AM	#1658 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	THis thread is watching Ceiling cat. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-16-2008, 09:29 AM	#1660 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	THis thread haz cheezburgr, bukket, and invisible bike. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-16-2008, 09:34 AM	#1661 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread has come together, please pass the walrus gumboot __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-16-2008, 09:41 AM	#1662 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread wants you to keep your monkey fingers off it, you damn, dirty ape. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-16-2008, 11:49 AM	#1663 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread lives in a yellow submarine... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-16-2008, 12:51 PM	#1664 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is a senile delinquent who attended the University of Whales. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-16-2008, 04:43 PM	#1665 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread only needs a tissue to wipe the wet nap out of its eyes. Then it needs a bath & a sandwich. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-17-2008, 01:50 AM	#1666 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is dancing with throes of insanity, anxiety and indigestion. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-17-2008, 03:00 AM	#1667 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is left dangling... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-17-2008, 03:46 AM	#1668 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Why does this thread always think of Modigliani when it hears "dangling"?

09-17-2008, 07:18 AM	#1669 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread comes guaranteed with 97% less dangling than the other brand. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-18-2008, 02:05 PM	#1671 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread misses otto's avatar but is glad to see Sion back again. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-18-2008, 07:40 PM	#1672 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I know this isn't the "shhh" thread, jewels ....errr I mean the thread above...but did you ever think that maybe otto had to change his avatar so that the Feds don't find him hiding here in the Witness Protection Program? Maybe after the Feds are gone he can come out of hiding again. Otto, always wear your protection.

09-19-2008, 01:08 PM	#1674 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is especially sure to wear protection when rogering anything. This is the protection it wears: __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-21-2008, 07:17 PM	#1675 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Here's me in my witness protection suit convincing the young ladies on the beach to always use protection

09-21-2008, 07:44 PM	#1676 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread says, "Remember kids, safety is NO ACCIDENT!" __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-22-2008, 07:12 AM	#1678 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread was accidentally safe today...will repent tomorrow.

09-22-2008, 08:53 AM	#1679 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread needs to get out more often. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain