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Old 07-11-2008, 06:04 AM   #1361 (permalink)
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This thread had lyrics from "Jesus C:hrist, Superstar" running through its head all last night. Specifically:

"It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying..."
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Old 07-11-2008, 12:52 PM   #1362 (permalink)
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This thread maintains an up-to-date ass inventory.
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:32 PM   #1363 (permalink)
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This thread can, in fact, find its ass with both hands in a mirror. It can also tell the difference betweens its ass and its elbow, and has verified its ability to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel.
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:52 PM   #1364 (permalink)
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this thread got its groove back
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:14 PM   #1365 (permalink)
 
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This thread washed its threads in the bathtub today.
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:15 AM   #1366 (permalink)
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This thread shall swim in a trash can today.
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Old 07-12-2008, 03:27 AM   #1367 (permalink)
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this thread appears to be multi-talented...
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Old 07-12-2008, 03:33 AM   #1368 (permalink)
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This thread got game.
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Old 07-12-2008, 06:48 AM   #1369 (permalink)
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Silly rabbit, this thread had Trix for breakfast.
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Old 07-13-2008, 02:08 AM   #1370 (permalink)
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This thread has hopped along with wabbits.
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:32 AM   #1371 (permalink)
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this thread is going to try to leave tomorrow instead of tuesday...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-13-2008, 06:38 AM   #1372 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jewels
This thread has hopped along with wabbits.
This thread took a wrong turne at Albaquerque.
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Old 07-13-2008, 07:35 AM   #1373 (permalink)
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This thread likes to take every wrong turn it finds.
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Old 07-14-2008, 04:52 AM   #1374 (permalink)
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This thread is still turning around.
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:46 AM   #1375 (permalink)
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This thread is bejeweled. (Someone went berserk on it with a Ronco Bedazzler.)
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:25 AM   #1376 (permalink)
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this thread is bewitched, bothered and bedazzled by Beja Bedouins born in Bahrain.
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:32 AM   #1377 (permalink)
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This thread got blankely bloto'd on a bong in Burma.
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Old 07-14-2008, 12:56 PM   #1378 (permalink)
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This thread blew on a bong and banged a gong in a thong.
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Old 07-14-2008, 01:19 PM   #1379 (permalink)
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This thread is smiling.
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Old 07-14-2008, 03:31 PM   #1380 (permalink)
 
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Thread this noun with verbiage.
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:42 AM   #1381 (permalink)
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This thread is full of verbs but not really verbial.
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Old 07-15-2008, 04:30 AM   #1382 (permalink)
You had me at hello
 
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I, Thread, Unraveled.
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Old 07-15-2008, 04:52 AM   #1383 (permalink)
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(No wonder will/won't play with us!)

This thread can't sleep, very well.
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Old 07-15-2008, 06:58 AM   #1384 (permalink)
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This thread is narcoleptic, dreams of REM
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Old 07-15-2008, 07:31 AM   #1385 (permalink)
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This thread is losing its religion. See? It's over there in the corner. Somebody turn a spotlight on it.
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:59 AM   #1386 (permalink)
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This thread saw your religion standing in the corner, but for some reason that made it start humming "Here Comes the Rain Again"...though it's a bright sunny day here today. Such are the mysteries of the Witness Protection Program.
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:04 PM   #1387 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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This thread needs a witness.
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Old 07-15-2008, 05:35 PM   #1388 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
 
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Can this thread get a witness?
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Old 07-15-2008, 05:58 PM   #1389 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-15-2008, 07:42 PM   #1390 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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Dis thread be tesitfyin one, fo, five in A ... widda F7 hook.

...hot, blue, & righteous.
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:50 PM   #1391 (permalink)
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This thread just left Chicago, and it's bound for new Orleans.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:19 AM   #1392 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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this thread wants to cut some perp's nuts off...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:01 AM   #1393 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
 
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this thread thinks therefore it am...?
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:04 AM   #1394 (permalink)
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This thread is amused.
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:23 AM   #1395 (permalink)
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This thread is stunned and amazed.
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:37 AM   #1396 (permalink)
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This thread likes to stunt in a field of maze.
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Old 07-17-2008, 06:32 AM   #1397 (permalink)
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This thread must be a farmer because it's outstanding in it's field.
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:08 AM   #1398 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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for reasons explained..$

This thread thanks all the farmers, for it will be soon eating its cake.

SWEET!


PS -fuck the doughnut eaters!
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:08 AM   #1399 (permalink)
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This thread is fucking a donut eater. Doggystyle.
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:46 AM   #1400 (permalink)
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This thread is all about fucking the donut holes.
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