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uncle phil · 08-04-2009, 12:20 PM

this thread was just censured by the UN...

cdwonderful · 08-04-2009, 12:22 PM

this thread knows that the "hokey pokey" IS what its really all about......

Tophat665 · 08-04-2009, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

This thread wishes to thank Tophat for explaining a thing or two. Also, this thread wonders if Christians taste good.

It'd be lion if it said they didn't.

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This thread got (ever so politely) kicked out of the Japanese embassy for adding "Burma Shave" to the end of all haikus.

This thread brings the noise so the kids will have something to listen to.

This thread would like to hire a chip wrangle so they will fall where this thread wants them to rather than where they may.

This Thread Drinks. Your. Milkshake.

(This thread's dog is queer for ring.)

mixedmedia · 08-04-2009, 01:44 PM

This thread didn't say any of that shit up there.

uncle phil · 08-04-2009, 01:50 PM

this thread's dog's name is stuart...

BadNick · 08-04-2009, 04:56 PM

this thread has a turtle named Franklin, but last year when it started to lay eggs, we renamed him Franklina

mixedmedia · 08-05-2009, 03:00 AM

This thread has almost never posted pornographic pictures of itself on the internet.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-05-2009, 07:59 AM

This thread loves you.

Tophat665 · 08-05-2009, 09:34 AM

This thread's heart's cockles are positively toasty at the moment.

mixedmedia · 08-05-2009, 09:37 AM

This thread's cockles taste like chicken.

Tophat665 · 08-05-2009, 10:23 AM

This thread wishes it were lifesavers so it could come in 5 flavors.

jewels · 08-05-2009, 11:08 AM

This thread is bluffing.

Tophat665 · 08-05-2009, 11:42 AM

This thread would no more bluff than tell a lie.

uncle phil · 08-05-2009, 01:47 PM

stuart is playfully pulling on this thread...

Tophat665 · 08-05-2009, 02:39 PM

You know what, Stuart? This thread likes you. You're not like the other people, here at the trailer park. No no, they're fine Americans, but they're content to kick back with a cool Coors 16 ozer, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on Channel 57. But they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil!

jewels · 08-05-2009, 03:30 PM

This thread enjoys the occasional mud bath.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-05-2009, 03:42 PM

This thread needs another.

uncle phil · 08-05-2009, 04:32 PM

this thread throws another 16 oz. coors in ocm?'s direction...

Fremen · 08-05-2009, 05:40 PM

This thread ages backwards and rides a Triumph.

mixedmedia · 08-06-2009, 03:18 AM

This thread walks on its hands to impress the chicks.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-06-2009, 05:47 AM

This thread's chicks walk on my hands, on command.

Tophat665 · 08-06-2009, 07:29 AM

This thread can eat 50 eggs.

ring · 08-06-2009, 10:05 AM

This thread has a sensitive gag-reflex.

Tophat665 · 08-06-2009, 10:12 AM

This thread finds that hard to swallow, but doesn't want you getting down in the mouth about it.

jewels · 08-06-2009, 12:42 PM

This thread has a down pillow and a foam pillow, but prefers human pillows.

uncle phil · 08-06-2009, 04:14 PM

this thread is fading fast...

Fremen · 08-06-2009, 07:15 PM

This thread fights back with a taser.

mixedmedia · 08-07-2009, 04:13 AM

this thread will never get over that summer at clogging camp...

uncle phil · 08-07-2009, 04:27 AM

this thread remembers this one time...

jewels · 08-07-2009, 05:06 AM

This thread is speckled with grime as if small print overspread it.

ZenFilthPig · 08-07-2009, 05:52 AM

This thread needs a powerful stain remover.

Tophat665 · 08-07-2009, 07:51 AM

This thread, at first just ghostly, has turned a whiter shade of pale.

Fremen · 08-07-2009, 10:38 PM

This thread has cigarette burns on its arm.

jewels · 08-08-2009, 12:50 AM

This thread reaches across the universe.

Fly · 08-08-2009, 04:37 AM

this thread has nothing to hide,cept me and my monkey

uncle phil · 08-08-2009, 06:31 AM

this thread lived in a yellow submarine...

Tophat665 · 08-08-2009, 09:20 AM

This thread was the 6th Beatle, but was asked to leave when they realized that they didn't need a kazoo player.

uncle phil · 08-09-2009, 04:57 AM

this thread just watched this...

YouTube - sttw the true adventures of rudy kazootie part 1

BadNick · 08-10-2009, 08:30 AM

this reminded me that nitwits also need protection

Tophat665 · 08-10-2009, 08:41 AM

What this thread really needs is more tequila.

08-04-2009, 12:20 PM	#2001 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread was just censured by the UN... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-04-2009, 12:22 PM	#2002 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	this thread knows that the "hokey pokey" IS what its really all about...... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

08-04-2009, 01:44 PM	#2004 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread didn't say any of that shit up there. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-04-2009, 01:50 PM	#2005 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread's dog's name is stuart... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-05-2009, 03:00 AM	#2007 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread has almost never posted pornographic pictures of itself on the internet. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-04-2009, 04:56 PM	#2006 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread has a turtle named Franklin, but last year when it started to lay eggs, we renamed him Franklina

08-05-2009, 07:59 AM	#2008 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread loves you. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-05-2009, 09:34 AM	#2009 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread's heart's cockles are positively toasty at the moment. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-05-2009, 09:37 AM	#2010 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread's cockles taste like chicken. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-05-2009, 10:23 AM	#2011 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread wishes it were lifesavers so it could come in 5 flavors. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-05-2009, 11:08 AM	#2012 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is bluffing. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-05-2009, 11:42 AM	#2013 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread would no more bluff than tell a lie. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-05-2009, 01:47 PM	#2014 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	stuart is playfully pulling on this thread... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-05-2009, 02:39 PM	#2015 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	You know what, Stuart? This thread likes you. You're not like the other people, here at the trailer park. No no, they're fine Americans, but they're content to kick back with a cool Coors 16 ozer, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on Channel 57. But they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-05-2009, 03:30 PM	#2016 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread enjoys the occasional mud bath. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-05-2009, 05:40 PM	#2019 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread ages backwards and rides a Triumph. __________________ Google Last edited by Fremen; 08-05-2009 at 05:42 PM..

08-06-2009, 07:15 PM	#2027 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread fights back with a taser. __________________ Google

08-05-2009, 03:42 PM	#2017 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread needs another. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-05-2009, 04:32 PM	#2018 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread throws another 16 oz. coors in ocm?'s direction... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-06-2009, 03:18 AM	#2020 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread walks on its hands to impress the chicks. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-06-2009, 05:47 AM	#2021 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread's chicks walk on my hands, on command. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-06-2009, 07:29 AM	#2022 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread can eat 50 eggs. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-06-2009, 10:05 AM	#2023 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread has a sensitive gag-reflex.

08-06-2009, 10:12 AM	#2024 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread finds that hard to swallow, but doesn't want you getting down in the mouth about it. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-06-2009, 12:42 PM	#2025 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has a down pillow and a foam pillow, but prefers human pillows. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-06-2009, 04:14 PM	#2026 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is fading fast... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-07-2009, 04:13 AM	#2028 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	this thread will never get over that summer at clogging camp... __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-07-2009, 04:27 AM	#2029 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread remembers this one time... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 08-08-2009 at 06:30 AM..

08-07-2009, 05:06 AM	#2030 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is speckled with grime as if small print overspread it. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-07-2009, 05:52 AM	#2031 (permalink)
ZenFilthPig Upright Location: Here. No, not there... here.	This thread needs a powerful stain remover.

08-07-2009, 07:51 AM	#2032 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread, at first just ghostly, has turned a whiter shade of pale. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-07-2009, 10:38 PM	#2033 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread has cigarette burns on its arm. __________________ Google

08-08-2009, 12:50 AM	#2034 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread reaches across the universe. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-08-2009, 04:37 AM	#2035 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread has nothing to hide,cept me and my monkey __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-08-2009, 06:31 AM	#2036 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread lived in a yellow submarine... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-08-2009, 09:20 AM	#2037 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread was the 6th Beatle, but was asked to leave when they realized that they didn't need a kazoo player. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-10-2009, 08:30 AM	#2039 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this reminded me that nitwits also need protection