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Fly · 11-07-2008, 07:02 AM

this thread is a character alright

BadNick · 11-07-2008, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

...alright

This thread likes to say "righty tighty lefty loosey"

Tophat665 · 11-07-2008, 11:08 AM

This thread apparently has a political philosophy based on colloquialisms.

BadNick · 11-07-2008, 11:34 AM

...Hey now baby, get into my big black car.
I want to just show you what my politics are.

YouTube - Cream-Politician

So this thread will be voting for loosey....errr I mean Lucy Vote for Lucy to become Miss England!!!!! | Facebook

Tophat665 · 11-07-2008, 11:42 AM

This thread is voting for Lucy to be Miss Hominid, 3.5M BC

BadNick · 11-07-2008, 11:56 AM

This thread thought hominid was some kind of traditional southern U.S. food...would you eat it?

Tophat665 · 11-07-2008, 02:47 PM

This thread has done extensive hominid research, and has found that, as hominids are Primates, they form a part of the Christian Orthodox Church, and that certainly explains a thing or two.

BadNick · 11-09-2008, 05:04 PM

This thread wishes to thank Tophat for explaining a thing or two. Also, this thread wonders if Christians taste good.

uncle phil · 11-10-2008, 03:39 AM

this thread kisses no one's grits...

BadNick · 11-10-2008, 04:36 AM

This thread has laced its grits with chocolate kisses...all melty and swirled through.

Tophat665 · 11-10-2008, 07:40 AM

This thread ..................... is at a loss for words.

BadNick · 11-10-2008, 11:20 AM

This thread is in a giving mood today. Here, have a couple:

............... words

...................................... words

Tophat665 · 11-10-2008, 11:37 AM

OOH, Shiny.
This thread is going to weave those words into its nest come next spring.

BadNick · 11-13-2008, 04:59 AM

This thread hopes there will be eggs in that nest come next spring....with bacon.

Tophat665 · 11-13-2008, 11:31 AM

This thread never sausage a thing.

BadNick · 11-13-2008, 11:54 AM

This thread doesn't even want to know what's in scrapple...but it tastes great!

The witness protection program librarian, who I think is kinda cute with her glasses not to mention she's a she, researched this just for us:

Scrapple is a mush of pork scraps and trimmings combined with cornmeal and flour, often buckwheat flour. The mush is formed into a loaf, and slices of the scrapple are then fried before serving. Scraps of meat left over from butchering, too small to be used or sold elsewhere, were made into scrapple to avoid waste. Scrapple is best known as a regional food of Delaware, South Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Maryland.

Tophat665 · 11-13-2008, 12:28 PM

This thread thinks it sees a pecker in that scrapple.

Ourcrazymodern? · 11-13-2008, 01:20 PM

This thread would never use a pejorative against its mother, but will freely characterize itself as son of a bitch.

Tophat665 · 11-13-2008, 02:58 PM

This thread's mom is pedigreed

ottopilot · 11-13-2008, 08:09 PM

This thread might tap that.

Ourcrazymodern? · 11-14-2008, 04:02 AM

This thread is in the hands of God, although it won't admit it.

Poppinjay · 11-14-2008, 04:16 AM

This thread exists on a plane higher than most. Flight 1037 Delta.

BadNick · 11-14-2008, 04:50 AM

This thread is on a plain, in Spain, in the rain...where's my umbrella 'rella 'rella 'rella...insane.

Tophat665 · 11-14-2008, 06:34 AM

Isn't this thread loverly?

ring · 11-14-2008, 07:14 AM

This thread lost count of its goosebumps.

uncle phil · 11-14-2008, 01:48 PM

this thread could fall between a crack...

BadNick · 11-16-2008, 05:26 PM

If you do fall in one, don't worry since this thread won't step on a crack.

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-04-2008, 01:17 PM

This thread is belatedly facing somebody else's truths about it.

wolf · 12-04-2008, 04:07 PM

This thread exists on a higher plane.... in the 4th physical dimension.

uncle phil · 12-04-2008, 04:25 PM

this thread says "meh..."

Tophat665 · 12-04-2008, 08:06 PM

This thread has had a spiritual awakening and has an urge to go pester people in airports.

ring · 12-05-2008, 10:01 AM

This thread has yards of old, comfy, faded orange/salmon/peachy/yellowish
colored cotton fabric, in one of its closets somewhere.

Fotzlid · 12-05-2008, 10:17 AM

This thread went cliff diving in Mexico and still doesn't realize how close it came to smashing onto the rocks below.

Tophat665 · 12-05-2008, 10:32 AM

This thread may take you up an that fabric, ring baby, but the color of the cloth is immaterial. (This thread is a dyed in the wool punster.)

BadNick · 12-05-2008, 01:26 PM

This thread is back for a little more protection. It's safe in here, right?

uncle phil · 12-11-2008, 03:55 AM

this thread's protection has a hole worn in it from being carried in a wallet for so long...

Tophat665 · 12-11-2008, 08:47 AM

This thread is approved by the Pope

Tophat665 · 12-15-2008, 10:28 PM

This thread is lonely and wants a kitten to play with.

BadNick · 12-16-2008, 07:39 PM

She was such a kitten when she was 18. Bridget Bardot

uncle phil · 12-17-2008, 03:27 AM

that thread she's wearing looks like a thong...

11-07-2008, 07:02 AM	#1801 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread is a character alright __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-07-2008, 11:08 AM	#1803 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread apparently has a political philosophy based on colloquialisms. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-07-2008, 11:42 AM	#1805 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is voting for Lucy to be Miss Hominid, 3.5M BC __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-07-2008, 02:47 PM	#1807 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has done extensive hominid research, and has found that, as hominids are Primates, they form a part of the Christian Orthodox Church, and that certainly explains a thing or two. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-10-2008, 03:39 AM	#1809 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread kisses no one's grits... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-07-2008, 11:56 AM	#1806 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread thought hominid was some kind of traditional southern U.S. food...would you eat it?

11-09-2008, 05:04 PM	#1808 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread wishes to thank Tophat for explaining a thing or two. Also, this thread wonders if Christians taste good.

11-10-2008, 04:36 AM	#1810 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread has laced its grits with chocolate kisses...all melty and swirled through.

11-10-2008, 07:40 AM	#1811 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread ..................... is at a loss for words. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-10-2008, 11:20 AM	#1812 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is in a giving mood today. Here, have a couple: ............... words ...................................... words

11-10-2008, 11:37 AM	#1813 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	OOH, Shiny. This thread is going to weave those words into its nest come next spring. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-13-2008, 04:59 AM	#1814 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread hopes there will be eggs in that nest come next spring....with bacon.

11-13-2008, 11:31 AM	#1815 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread never sausage a thing. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-13-2008, 11:54 AM	#1816 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread doesn't even want to know what's in scrapple...but it tastes great! The witness protection program librarian, who I think is kinda cute with her glasses not to mention she's a she, researched this just for us: Scrapple is a mush of pork scraps and trimmings combined with cornmeal and flour, often buckwheat flour. The mush is formed into a loaf, and slices of the scrapple are then fried before serving. Scraps of meat left over from butchering, too small to be used or sold elsewhere, were made into scrapple to avoid waste. Scrapple is best known as a regional food of Delaware, South Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Maryland.

11-13-2008, 12:28 PM	#1817 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread thinks it sees a pecker in that scrapple. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-13-2008, 08:09 PM	#1820 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread might tap that. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

11-14-2008, 04:02 AM	#1821 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is in the hands of God, although it won't admit it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

11-14-2008, 04:16 AM	#1822 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thread exists on a plane higher than most. Flight 1037 Delta. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

12-04-2008, 01:17 PM	#1828 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is belatedly facing somebody else's truths about it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

11-13-2008, 01:20 PM	#1818 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread would never use a pejorative against its mother, but will freely characterize itself as son of a bitch. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

11-13-2008, 02:58 PM	#1819 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread's mom is pedigreed __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-14-2008, 04:50 AM	#1823 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is on a plain, in Spain, in the rain...where's my umbrella 'rella 'rella 'rella...insane.

11-14-2008, 06:34 AM	#1824 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Isn't this thread loverly? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-14-2008, 07:14 AM	#1825 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread lost count of its goosebumps.

11-14-2008, 01:48 PM	#1826 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread could fall between a crack... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-16-2008, 05:26 PM	#1827 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	If you do fall in one, don't worry since this thread won't step on a crack.

12-04-2008, 04:07 PM	#1829 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	This thread exists on a higher plane.... in the 4th physical dimension. __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

12-04-2008, 04:25 PM	#1830 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread says "meh..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-04-2008, 08:06 PM	#1831 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has had a spiritual awakening and has an urge to go pester people in airports. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-05-2008, 10:01 AM	#1832 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread has yards of old, comfy, faded orange/salmon/peachy/yellowish colored cotton fabric, in one of its closets somewhere.

12-05-2008, 10:17 AM	#1833 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	This thread went cliff diving in Mexico and still doesn't realize how close it came to smashing onto the rocks below.

12-05-2008, 10:32 AM	#1834 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread may take you up an that fabric, ring baby, but the color of the cloth is immaterial. (This thread is a dyed in the wool punster.) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-05-2008, 01:26 PM	#1835 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is back for a little more protection. It's safe in here, right?

12-11-2008, 03:55 AM	#1836 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread's protection has a hole worn in it from being carried in a wallet for so long... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-11-2008, 08:47 AM	#1837 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is approved by the Pope __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-15-2008, 10:28 PM	#1838 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is lonely and wants a kitten to play with. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-16-2008, 07:39 PM	#1839 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	She was such a kitten when she was 18. Bridget Bardot

12-17-2008, 03:27 AM	#1840 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	that thread she's wearing looks like a thong... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.