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Old 09-23-2008, 12:11 PM   #1681 (permalink)
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This thread is the way, the truth, and the light fantastic.
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Old 09-23-2008, 02:08 PM   #1682 (permalink)
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This thread is just plain mahvelous.
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Old 09-23-2008, 06:46 PM   #1683 (permalink)
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This thread tastes great and is less filling.
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Old 09-23-2008, 07:39 PM   #1684 (permalink)
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This thread is Friendly, so you get a free sundae dessert with your dinner.
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Old 09-24-2008, 01:46 AM   #1685 (permalink)
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This thread allows kids to eat free on Wednesday nights.
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Old 09-24-2008, 02:57 AM   #1686 (permalink)
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this thread could be bare...
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Old 09-24-2008, 07:07 AM   #1687 (permalink)
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This thread is now officially hankerin' for a chocolate malted Fribble.
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Old 09-24-2008, 10:28 AM   #1688 (permalink)
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This thread is also known as (AKA) Thread Threadburger.
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:04 AM   #1689 (permalink)
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This thread now feels compelled to come out of the closet and admit that I am George Tirebiter. Please....Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers.

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Old 09-24-2008, 11:13 AM   #1690 (permalink)
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This thread knows how to be in two places at once without being anywhere at all.
There's a whole dead cat in this thread.
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Old 09-24-2008, 08:53 PM   #1691 (permalink)
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this thread saw the following picture and called me a refugee from 1987... I think I'd have to have a mullet to go with the boots
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:12 AM   #1692 (permalink)
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This thread has never met the nicest people on a Honda.
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:50 AM   #1693 (permalink)
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This thread was born a Hell's Angel ...that's me driving with my cousin riding the passenger seat. I added the sly disguise in hopes of not violating the pics of kids rules.

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Old 09-25-2008, 08:51 AM   #1694 (permalink)
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THis thread is all juiced up for them Nitro Burnin' Funny Cars.
/ And no one really gives a damn about them.
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:57 AM   #1695 (permalink)
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This thread has to watch her stories every day at noon.
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:33 AM   #1696 (permalink)
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THish thread putsh her hair up in Curlersh and fixshesh a couple Martinish whilsht washing the Young and the Reshtlesh.
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:36 AM   #1697 (permalink)
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This thread wants to put some electric curlers on some evil kitties.
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:20 PM   #1698 (permalink)
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who's protecting who around here?

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Old 09-26-2008, 01:56 AM   #1699 (permalink)
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Hey, this thread is in Witness Protection and can't be found.
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Old 09-26-2008, 05:59 AM   #1700 (permalink)
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THis thread cannot be found because it has moved to Montana and is tooling around American Interstate Highway System in Recreational Vehicle.
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Old 09-26-2008, 06:03 AM   #1701 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2008, 07:38 AM   #1702 (permalink)
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This thread wants those giant Big Mac's in the giant Big Mac boxes on top of the van.

perhaps a job for Giant Hamburger... ?
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Old 10-02-2008, 02:08 AM   #1703 (permalink)
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this thread is tired of being rained on during golf...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 10-02-2008, 07:58 AM   #1704 (permalink)
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unc, do you have one of these?

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Old 10-02-2008, 08:36 AM   #1705 (permalink)
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This thread now has an umbrella. And clubs.
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Old 10-02-2008, 08:44 AM   #1706 (permalink)
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this thread forgot who the hell it was there for a moment
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Old 10-02-2008, 09:29 AM   #1707 (permalink)
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This thread once forgot itself and had to drive all the way from (Location redacted) to a little diner outside of Pierre SD to retrieve itself from the lost and found box under the register.
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Old 10-02-2008, 10:10 AM   #1708 (permalink)
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This thread was last seen working as a pilot in a bakery.

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Originally Posted by The Three Stooges
  • Curly: "Hot?"
  • Curly: "Oh, baking, eh? Can I help ya? I used to work in a bakery as a pilot."
  • Woman: "A pilot?"
  • Curly: "Yeah, I used to take the bread from one corner and pile it in the other."
  • Curly: "You know, I quit my job at that bakery."
  • Woman: "Why?"
  • Curly: "Oh, I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf."
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Old 10-02-2008, 12:09 PM   #1709 (permalink)
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Of course this was prior to Witness Protection, but this thread knows that you can hide a 12" long metal file in an airplane cake.

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Old 10-02-2008, 01:23 PM   #1710 (permalink)
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This thread is going to order a yellow frosted birthday cake with balloons instead of flowers.
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Old 10-02-2008, 01:26 PM   #1711 (permalink)
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unc, do you have one of these?

i have a "cart" bag and a smaller bag umbrella, but i carry around a supersized one also...in another thread...
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Old 10-03-2008, 05:33 AM   #1712 (permalink)
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this thread needs to get a round of golf in this year dammit
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Old 10-03-2008, 05:43 AM   #1713 (permalink)
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After dark, this thread catches nightcrawlers on the greens of Merion Golf Club. Free fish bait FTW.
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:59 AM   #1714 (permalink)
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This thread has another chance for opportunity.
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:25 PM   #1715 (permalink)
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This thread only knocks 8 times. 3 quick, 2 slow, and 3 quick again, and you better have the stuff when you hear it.
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Old 10-09-2008, 06:22 PM   #1716 (permalink)
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This thread is a little disappointed in this tilt.

Sometimes it works, but sometimes it falls over.
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Old 10-09-2008, 07:42 PM   #1717 (permalink)
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A witness projection program for your consideration:

“You are a first rate witness. You bring no inner conflicts here.

You are my projection out of an inner part of me that is most specifically true to my deepest core feelings.

You are the part of me with the largest frame, the most complete overview through time and space.

You have interested curiosity about every part of me. You find me absolutely fascinating. You never get bored with me.

You’ve been there yourself and you’re not afraid. You say, “Go ahead. I trust you.”

You are an artist, a dancer, a creativity counselor, an encourager.

You make art of me.”

AND, the part I’m excited to tell you about is this: after I wrote all that, I reclaimed my projection by saying aloud in front of Lucy, in first person, all the positive attributes I’d given to my witness; saying them ABOUT MYSELF. I said, for example, “ I am (often) a first rate witness, (when) I bring no inner conflicts with me.” And “I do find myself absolutely fascinating.” (I stole that line from Katharine Hepburn.) And, “I make art of me.”
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Old 10-10-2008, 01:47 AM   #1718 (permalink)
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This thread often wonders. Or wanders.
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:25 AM   #1719 (permalink)
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This thread cried
when its last koi died.

On the brighter side, the boys upstairs plan to dig a pond.
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:37 AM   #1720 (permalink)
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This thread is recommended by 4 out 5 doctors.
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