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06-05-2008, 07:29 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread is a friend of Shelob
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06-06-2008, 12:50 AM
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Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread is too friendly for it's own good.
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06-06-2008, 05:00 AM
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Location: reykjavík, iceland
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this thread is waiting for the black van out the front with "flowers by irene" on the side to drive off so it can step outside for some fresh air
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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06-06-2008, 08:19 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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THis thread is amused by baguettes with headlights as footwear. It would disparage, but it is too well bread.
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06-06-2008, 08:53 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread loves puns...but dayyyyum that was bad good job
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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06-06-2008, 03:43 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread wants more finery
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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06-06-2008, 03:51 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread has three tournaments this weekend...one down, two to go...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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06-06-2008, 04:21 PM
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Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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this thread is annoyed at an invasion of privacy
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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06-08-2008, 04:58 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread has expanding flatulence
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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06-09-2008, 05:29 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread's physician recommends a 20% solution of ethyl alcohol in water, flavored with Juniper Berries, mixed with Schwepps bitter lemon, and garnished with a slice of lime and a cherry (over ice in a pint glass). Drink one each morning, and repeat as necessary to keep malaria at bay.
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06-10-2008, 02:26 AM
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Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread recommends boiling water with lemon and adding black pepper to taste to cure flatulence (or so it's been told).
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06-10-2008, 02:45 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread obviously never heard that latest SBD...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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06-10-2008, 06:27 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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06-11-2008, 02:19 AM
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Location: Central Central Florida
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Today this thread is sleep deprived and quite enthralled about it. Joy to all who are sleep deprived, this thread says.
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06-11-2008, 08:03 AM
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Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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this thread never turns left
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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06-13-2008, 10:29 AM
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Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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this thread scratches itself in inappropriate places only while other people are looking
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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06-13-2008, 11:28 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread shall never succumb to paraskavedekatriaphobia ...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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06-13-2008, 02:51 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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And it's smugglin' plums.
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06-14-2008, 12:35 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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06-15-2008, 08:11 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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speaking for Dads everywhere, I say "thanks......and mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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06-16-2008, 11:22 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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this thread had another birdie this afternoon...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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