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Old 03-21-2008, 04:30 AM   #761 (permalink)
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this thread belongs in the witless introspective pogrom...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:30 PM   #762 (permalink)
 
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This thread is easily influenced by its rowdier friends.
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:26 PM   #763 (permalink)
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this thread has not yet seen monday night football...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:07 PM   #764 (permalink)
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This thread has the key to the bathroom.
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Old 03-22-2008, 02:28 AM   #765 (permalink)
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this thread left the toilet seat up...on purpose
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Old 03-22-2008, 03:48 AM   #766 (permalink)
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This thread doesn't know if it's a.m. or p.m.
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Old 03-22-2008, 05:35 AM   #767 (permalink)
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This thread does not wish to be catheterized.
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:27 AM   #768 (permalink)
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No one ever said this thread was born yesterday. I know. I read back through it.
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:43 AM   #769 (permalink)
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This thread also doesn't know if it's AC or DC.
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:54 AM   #770 (permalink)
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this thread's door may swing both ways...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:50 AM   #771 (permalink)
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this thread wants to party!
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Old 03-27-2008, 01:33 PM   #772 (permalink)
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This thread will be there.

Oh, wait... Why don't you come over here?
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Old 03-27-2008, 03:06 PM   #773 (permalink)
 
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This thread will be there like blanca en arroz.
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Old 03-27-2008, 03:24 PM   #774 (permalink)
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This thread begs to yield.
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Old 03-27-2008, 03:27 PM   #775 (permalink)
 
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This thread worships fools on hummocks.
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Old 03-27-2008, 03:43 PM   #776 (permalink)
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This thread needs some duct tape.
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Old 03-27-2008, 04:15 PM   #777 (permalink)
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this thread could also use somw wd-40...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 03-27-2008, 04:31 PM   #778 (permalink)
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(Maybe) this thread wants something else.
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:24 PM   #779 (permalink)
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this thread can fix anything with a pair of vice-grips and a roll of duct tape
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Old 03-27-2008, 09:10 PM   #780 (permalink)
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This thread loves a good shagging.
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:58 PM   #781 (permalink)
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This thread has had it and is heading outta town.
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Old 03-28-2008, 06:26 AM   #782 (permalink)
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on the walls of its holding cell at the local prison, this thread saw wisdom scrawled on the wall:

why do they call it duck tape? it seals up quacks for a good time call 543-8892 and ask for Jane
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Old 03-28-2008, 10:29 AM   #783 (permalink)
 
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This thread is in the nitwit....nitwet.. ... witless... something...

Last edited by ring; 03-28-2008 at 10:32 AM.. Reason: can't breathe
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:36 AM   #784 (permalink)
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this thread is in need of a big 'ol......







no really...........it is.
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:48 AM   #785 (permalink)
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this thread went to shit, but the hogs DIDN'T eat it...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 03-29-2008, 07:11 PM   #786 (permalink)
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this thread has been eatin' and drinkin' quite well, and wants to cha cha ...
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Old 03-29-2008, 08:32 PM   #787 (permalink)
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ooooo, I like cha cha. Are you in a S.American or Caribbean vacation spot? Or did you mean short for Aretha Franklin's "Chain, chain, chain, chain of fools..."?

This thread once worked on a chain gang.
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Old 03-30-2008, 01:03 AM   #788 (permalink)
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this thread weilds a big sledgehammer......
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Old 03-30-2008, 02:50 AM   #789 (permalink)
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this thread has a college degree...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 03-30-2008, 05:50 AM   #790 (permalink)
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this thread can't do a thing with it's hair...

but knows how to cha cha

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Old 03-30-2008, 07:41 AM   #791 (permalink)
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this thread refuses to do the Macarena, the Electric Slide or the Chicken Dance
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Old 03-30-2008, 10:03 AM   #792 (permalink)
 
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This thread is tuned to the string next to it.
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Old 03-30-2008, 10:07 AM   #793 (permalink)
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this thread is drop D tuned........
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Old 03-30-2008, 04:14 PM   #794 (permalink)
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This thread is starting a new business venture as a witness protection program consultant. Company stocks are sure to double and triple in value over the next short time period. If you would like to purchase stocks in this sure bet, just paypal the funds to BadNick's account and our business manager will mail you the stock certificates.

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Old 03-31-2008, 12:18 PM   #795 (permalink)
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this thread is still being pulled through a raggedy old pair of jeans by the needle in the haystack...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 03-31-2008, 04:49 PM   #796 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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This thread has corns and bunions
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Old 04-02-2008, 02:51 AM   #797 (permalink)
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This thread wishes it could figure out how to masturbate.
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Old 04-02-2008, 09:43 AM   #798 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jewels
This thread wishes it could figure out how to masturbate.
This thread could learn a lesson from someone with a "creative" mind on such things... if it can be done with patio furniture, the sky's the limit

http://www.asylum.com/2008/03/31/no-...a-patio-table/
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:45 AM   #799 (permalink)
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This thread has been blown away.
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:41 AM   #800 (permalink)
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this thread is still living its usefulness...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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