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BadNick · 02-05-2008, 10:33 AM

This thread has "Losing my religion" humming around in its thread-head ever since it saw ketchup on holy communion wafers while visiting the witness protection program non-denominational chapel:

and then on top of that, it got even worse!

...which now BEGS!!! the question ...why not Nutella?!!!

uncle phil · 02-05-2008, 01:08 PM

this thread will not ever wear a tinfoil hat...

Sion · 02-05-2008, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

This thread has "Losing my religion" humming around in its thread-head

this thread hates that song

Tophat665 · 02-05-2008, 01:43 PM

This thread has been abusing cough syrup.

Again.

uncle phil · 02-06-2008, 03:43 AM

this thread is everythread to everyman...

paddyjoe · 02-06-2008, 04:27 AM

this thread NEVER looks both ways before crossing the street.....

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-06-2008, 06:03 AM

This thread makes its own path.

ring · 02-06-2008, 06:58 AM

This thread is its own 100th monkey.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-06-2008, 07:14 AM

This thread wants its mommy.

Tophat665 · 02-06-2008, 07:42 AM

This thread was kicked from an IRC spelling bee for correctly spelling "shittake".

jewels · 02-06-2008, 10:06 AM

This thread comes has multiple skeins.

Sion · 02-06-2008, 10:23 AM

this thread hopes it doesn't become the next big internet meme. this thread hates that word.

Fly · 02-06-2008, 10:46 AM

this thread has it's balls to the wall.....

BadNick · 02-06-2008, 11:41 AM

To further protect its identity, today this thread is going in for a sex change operation. Please lend any support and encouragement you can. Thank you.

Fly · 02-06-2008, 09:43 PM

.........thread

..........needs

..........beer

uncle phil · 02-07-2008, 03:32 AM

this thread needs an umbrella...

paddyjoe · 02-07-2008, 04:22 AM

this thread cums in colors......

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-07-2008, 05:53 AM

This thread is a miracle, waiting to happen.

ZenFilthPig · 02-07-2008, 06:35 AM

In 1972, this thread was sent to prison by a military court for a crime it didn't commit. This thread promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, it survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find it, maybe you can hire... This thread.

Tophat665 · 02-07-2008, 07:33 AM

THis thread went to Burma with John Rambo, but left when it couldn't get a decent shave anywhere.

jewels · 02-07-2008, 07:46 AM

This thread has its ups and downs.

Fly · 02-07-2008, 08:03 AM

this thread wears rubber party pants.............

Sion · 02-07-2008, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

THis thread went to Burma with John Rambo, but left when it couldn't get a decent shave anywhere.

so, this thread couldn't get a Burma-Shave?

jewels · 02-07-2008, 10:39 AM

This thread could use a wax.

BadNick · 02-07-2008, 10:51 AM

this thread sometimes enjoys the nibble technique of unwanted hair removal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion

so, this thread couldn't get a Burma-Shave?

To kiss
A mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
Burma-Shave

Burma-Shave
Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom

When Super-shaved
Remember, pard
You'll still get slapped
But not so hard
Burma-Shave

uncle phil · 02-07-2008, 03:30 PM

BadNick beat me to the punch on this thread with the burma shave signs...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-07-2008, 05:55 PM

(I believe!)

This thread will have all that it needs, and the vast majority of what it wants.

Fly · 02-07-2008, 08:40 PM

this thread is needy........

poor bastard

uncle phil · 02-08-2008, 03:24 AM

speaking of needy, this thread needs a couple of beers...

Tophat665 · 02-08-2008, 04:49 AM

This thread actually needs a couple of good beers. Big difference.

jewels · 02-08-2008, 04:59 AM

This thread is good friends with Moe.

ZenFilthPig · 02-08-2008, 05:51 AM

Unfortunately, this thread doesn't think highly of Larry or Curly.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-08-2008, 05:54 AM

This thread has a mind of its own.

ring · 02-08-2008, 05:54 AM

This thread sent the mutant adenovirus on its way.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-08-2008, 05:59 AM

(Ring, bear witness to what happened again!)

This thread wonders if there is not universal interference.

ring · 02-08-2008, 06:03 AM

This thread is a universal wonder.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-08-2008, 06:09 AM

This thread does beauty things.

Tophat665 · 02-08-2008, 06:49 AM

This thread has that certain je ne sais qua.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenFilthPig

Unfortunately, this thread doesn't think highly of Larry or Curly.

And that's just fine with this thread.

BadNick · 02-08-2008, 08:52 AM

Witness protected beer?

If I was that beer I'd want to hide my identity, too. In about half hour I'll be sucking on a 25oz Sam Adams lager, tonight it's to the local Belgian brew pub for some imported treats.

ring · 02-08-2008, 09:25 AM

This thread would enjoy sucking on a beer through
an Electric Blue colored twirly straw,
while listening to David Bowie.

02-05-2008, 01:08 PM	#442 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread will not ever wear a tinfoil hat... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-05-2008, 01:43 PM	#444 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has been abusing cough syrup. Again. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-06-2008, 03:43 AM	#445 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is everythread to everyman... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-06-2008, 06:03 AM	#447 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread makes its own path. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-06-2008, 07:14 AM	#449 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread wants its mommy. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-05-2008, 10:33 AM	#441 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread has "Losing my religion" humming around in its thread-head ever since it saw ketchup on holy communion wafers while visiting the witness protection program non-denominational chapel: and then on top of that, it got even worse! ...which now BEGS!!! the question ...why not Nutella?!!!

02-06-2008, 04:27 AM	#446 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	this thread NEVER looks both ways before crossing the street.....

02-06-2008, 06:58 AM	#448 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is its own 100th monkey.

02-06-2008, 07:42 AM	#450 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread was kicked from an IRC spelling bee for correctly spelling "shittake". __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-06-2008, 10:06 AM	#451 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread comes has multiple skeins. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-06-2008, 10:23 AM	#452 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread hopes it doesn't become the next big internet meme. this thread hates that word. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

02-06-2008, 10:46 AM	#453 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread has it's balls to the wall..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-06-2008, 11:41 AM	#454 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	To further protect its identity, today this thread is going in for a sex change operation. Please lend any support and encouragement you can. Thank you.

02-06-2008, 09:43 PM	#455 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	.........thread ..........needs ..........beer __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-07-2008, 03:32 AM	#456 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread needs an umbrella... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-07-2008, 04:22 AM	#457 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	this thread cums in colors......

02-07-2008, 05:53 AM	#458 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is a miracle, waiting to happen. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-07-2008, 06:35 AM	#459 (permalink)
ZenFilthPig Upright Location: Here. No, not there... here.	In 1972, this thread was sent to prison by a military court for a crime it didn't commit. This thread promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, it survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find it, maybe you can hire... This thread.

02-07-2008, 07:33 AM	#460 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	THis thread went to Burma with John Rambo, but left when it couldn't get a decent shave anywhere. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-07-2008, 07:46 AM	#461 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has its ups and downs. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-07-2008, 08:03 AM	#462 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread wears rubber party pants............. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-07-2008, 10:39 AM	#464 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread could use a wax. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-07-2008, 03:30 PM	#466 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	BadNick beat me to the punch on this thread with the burma shave signs... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-07-2008, 05:55 PM	#467 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(I believe!) This thread will have all that it needs, and the vast majority of what it wants. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-07-2008, 08:40 PM	#468 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread is needy........ poor bastard __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-08-2008, 03:24 AM	#469 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	speaking of needy, this thread needs a couple of beers... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-08-2008, 04:49 AM	#470 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread actually needs a couple of good beers. Big difference. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-08-2008, 04:59 AM	#471 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is good friends with Moe. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-08-2008, 05:51 AM	#472 (permalink)
ZenFilthPig Upright Location: Here. No, not there... here.	Unfortunately, this thread doesn't think highly of Larry or Curly.

02-08-2008, 05:54 AM	#473 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread has a mind of its own. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-08-2008, 05:54 AM	#474 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread sent the mutant adenovirus on its way.

02-08-2008, 05:59 AM	#475 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(Ring, bear witness to what happened again!) This thread wonders if there is not universal interference. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-08-2008, 06:03 AM	#476 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is a universal wonder.

02-08-2008, 06:09 AM	#477 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread does beauty things. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-08-2008, 08:52 AM	#479 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Witness protected beer? If I was that beer I'd want to hide my identity, too. In about half hour I'll be sucking on a 25oz Sam Adams lager, tonight it's to the local Belgian brew pub for some imported treats.