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Old 04-08-2008, 05:21 PM   #841 (permalink)
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this thread is a dick...no wait....a pussy.......no,no.....a dick.
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Old 04-08-2008, 05:25 PM   #842 (permalink)
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This thread believes not in "appropriate", it wants better for the species.
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Old 04-08-2008, 05:29 PM   #843 (permalink)
 
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This thread needs to inhale you.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:14 AM   #844 (permalink)
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This thread is still breathing.
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:02 AM   #845 (permalink)
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this thread wants to swallow your tongue...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-09-2008, 04:35 AM   #846 (permalink)
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This thead is going to Ben & Irv's Deli for a tongue sandwish on rye.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:57 PM   #847 (permalink)
 
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This thread's heart hurts.
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Old 04-09-2008, 01:09 PM   #848 (permalink)
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all your base are belong to this thread
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 04-09-2008, 07:02 PM   #849 (permalink)
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This thread's heart hurts.

Take two aspirins and call a loved one in the morning.

This thread accepts PayPal for its expurt medical advice.
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Old 04-10-2008, 12:27 AM   #850 (permalink)
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This thread can be cruel sometimes.
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Old 04-10-2008, 02:30 AM   #851 (permalink)
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this thread always hurts the ones it loves
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Old 04-10-2008, 02:40 AM   #852 (permalink)
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this thread is so hurt, to think that you...you lied to me...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 04-10-2008, 03:26 AM   #853 (permalink)
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This thread looooves drama!
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Old 04-10-2008, 05:53 AM   #854 (permalink)
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This thread still plays with itself.
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Old 04-10-2008, 06:00 AM   #855 (permalink)
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all your base are belong to this thread
They have set this thread up the bomb.
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Old 04-10-2008, 07:15 AM   #856 (permalink)
 
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This thread saw its first robin of the season...and here it is.

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Old 04-10-2008, 07:37 AM   #857 (permalink)
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This thread has already witnessed quite a few robins around here where it is not as cold as where ring is.


He rocks in the tree tops all day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singing his song
All the little birds on Jaybird Street
Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet

Rockin' robin...

by Bobby Day - Rockin' Robin
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Old 04-10-2008, 05:54 PM   #858 (permalink)
 
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This thread weeps the salt that stings.
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Old 04-11-2008, 12:17 AM   #859 (permalink)
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This thread enjoys licking salty glass.
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Old 04-11-2008, 02:16 AM   #860 (permalink)
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this thread is one salty dog...
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Old 04-11-2008, 02:45 AM   #861 (permalink)
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this thread wipes off its monitor...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-11-2008, 09:45 AM   #862 (permalink)
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this thread sometimes wants to piss on its monitor ...but the witness protection liaison officer seems to not be into watersports
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Old 04-11-2008, 01:12 PM   #863 (permalink)
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this thread is rumoured to have spent time in romania
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 04-11-2008, 04:25 PM   #864 (permalink)
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this thread wants to be bobby's girl...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 04-11-2008, 04:32 PM   #865 (permalink)
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this thread sometimes wishes it was bobby. This thread also has thoughts about sneaking into the Ladies Lounge section to see what's going on in there. "Girls' Night Out. NO MEN ALLOWED!" is too much to resist but fear of the law is holding this thread back. Hey you women, what's going on in there?
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Old 04-11-2008, 04:35 PM   #866 (permalink)
 
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This thread is happy to be in the crone stage.
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Old 04-11-2008, 04:40 PM   #867 (permalink)
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this thread fought the law...and the law won...

Quote:
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This thread is happy to be in the crone stage.
jeebus, this thread hopes that isn't a disease...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

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Old 04-11-2008, 04:55 PM   #868 (permalink)
 
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This thread says "hey...don't worry...we're all terminal."
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Old 04-11-2008, 04:58 PM   #869 (permalink)
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this thread thanks ring for living up to her crone stage ...this thread had no idea what that was, but just searched and found out some info about it. So after The Maiden, The Mother, comes The Crone in the three stages of women's lives. Sounds pretty nice to be sharing wisdom, have power and sexual mastery. Go Goddesses!!! Hey, this thread will look up what men could be doing with all this experience and knowledge just busting out of our trousers all over the place.
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Old 04-11-2008, 05:29 PM   #870 (permalink)
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This goddess of a thread is wondering if the unborn thread-child wasn't taken from its threadlike womb by aliens.
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Old 04-11-2008, 07:06 PM   #871 (permalink)
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Tom Cruise? Sometimes this thread feels like an alien in it's own Witness Protection Program.

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Old 04-12-2008, 02:30 AM   #872 (permalink)
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this thread wishes it had Jessie's Girl...
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Old 04-12-2008, 02:47 AM   #873 (permalink)
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this thread heard the boys were back in town...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 04-12-2008, 05:20 AM   #874 (permalink)
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this thread is a total jukebox hero ...
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Old 04-12-2008, 06:04 AM   #875 (permalink)
 
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This thread says "April 12th, 28 degrees F. and snow?"

"Curse swear expletive expletive profanity obscenity potty mouth

expletive...some body get the soap ready......foulmouth....
imprecate...swear swear swear."
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Old 04-12-2008, 06:30 AM   #876 (permalink)
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This thread knows all that glitters is gold.

Quote:
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this thread thanks ring for living up to her crone stage ...this thread had no idea what that was, but just searched and found out some info about it. So after The Maiden, The Mother, comes The Crone in the three stages of women's lives. Sounds pretty nice to be sharing wisdom, have power and sexual mastery. Go Goddesses!!! Hey, this thread will look up what men could be doing with all this experience and knowledge just busting out of our trousers all over the place.
This thread has gathered holly, mistletoe, and aromatic herbs to burn in her honor.
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Old 04-12-2008, 06:37 AM   #877 (permalink)
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this thread likes the aromatic herbs..........
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Old 04-12-2008, 06:40 AM   #878 (permalink)
 
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This thread wouldn't mind a little second hand smoke.
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Old 04-12-2008, 07:57 AM   #879 (permalink)
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This thread is longing for some of BC's finest and doesn't even care if it violates probation.
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Old 04-12-2008, 02:30 PM   #880 (permalink)
 
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This thread knows that enlightening someone on how to bust out of
a cage...might require a very large crow-bar.
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