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jewels · 01-31-2008, 05:25 PM

This thread can drink coffee right before hitting the bed and still be snoring in less than five minutes.

Tophat665 · 01-31-2008, 05:47 PM

This thread ate my post again! (Prob'ly dipped it in it's coffee first!)

This thread once read A Pickle for the Knowing Ones in one sitting, and then had to spend several weeks reading nothing but H. P. Lovecraft stories to regain its sanity.

Fotzlid · 01-31-2008, 10:17 PM

this thread is connected so dont mess with it

uncle phil · 02-01-2008, 04:27 AM

this thread still collects S & H green stamps...

Fly · 02-01-2008, 06:18 AM

this thread (as do i) loves HP Lovecraft.........

jewels · 02-01-2008, 06:43 AM

This thread is frayed.

Fotzlid · 02-01-2008, 03:13 PM

this thread comes in a multitude of colors

Tophat665 · 02-01-2008, 11:21 PM

Would you say this thread had a plethora of piñatas?

ring · 02-02-2008, 09:06 AM

this thread not only questions authority...
it uses it as a condiment in omeletes.

uncle phil · 02-02-2008, 11:16 AM

this thread pushes "all the news that's fit to print" right off the front page...

ring · 02-02-2008, 11:51 AM

This thread is a not too particularly painful hang-nail,
that I get to fiddle with, endlessly.

Fotzlid · 02-02-2008, 06:33 PM

this thread is sweet like vinegar and full of light like a black hole.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-02-2008, 09:53 PM

This thread"wants what it knows it can't have."

&, 2, it "wants what's in the palm of its hand"

paddyjoe · 02-03-2008, 07:10 AM

this thread is equally efficient with both hands....

ring · 02-03-2008, 07:19 AM

This thread has an itch below the left shoulder blade it can't quite reach..

BadNick · 02-03-2008, 09:01 AM

this thread is hosting a superbowl party later this evening and it told me you are all invited, though the criminals who are stalking it and the reason it has to live in the witness protection program are not invited so don't tell them about it, and this thread said it wants the Patriots to win, and it would like somebody to bring Hawaiin sweet bread and Nutella to the party, the rest of us can bring beer.

ring · 02-03-2008, 10:03 AM

this thread has lived a surreptitious life under
the thumb of patriarchy,
but cannot remain,
bitter.

uncle phil · 02-03-2008, 10:10 AM

this thread has no idea what ring just posted...

ring · 02-03-2008, 10:16 AM

May this thread go skinny dipping with me.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-03-2008, 10:27 AM

This thread is eating my brain.

Sion · 02-03-2008, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

this thread is hosting a superbowl party later this evening and it told me you are all invited, though the criminals who are stalking it and the reason it has to live in the witness protection program are not invited so don't tell them about it, and this thread said it wants the Patriots to win, and it would like somebody to bring Hawaiin sweet bread and Nutella to the party, the rest of us can bring beer.

this thread does NOT want the Patriots win, because it does not like to see cheaters prosper.

this thread is backing the Giants all the way, though it honestly doesn't hold much hope of that happening.

uncle phil · 02-03-2008, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

May this thread go skinny dipping with me.

come on down...

or, if you prefer...

this whole thread is invited...

ring · 02-03-2008, 11:47 AM

This thread is non demon essential all.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-03-2008, 03:00 PM

This thread believes in ourselves.

BadNick · 02-03-2008, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion

this thread does NOT want the Patriots win, because it does not like to see cheaters prosper.

this thread is backing the Giants all the way, though it honestly doesn't hold much hope of that happening.

well I hope you're happy!

"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."

Tophat665 · 02-03-2008, 09:59 PM

This thread is feeling ever so slightly smug.

Fotzlid · 02-03-2008, 10:24 PM

this thread is waiting for baseball season to begin

uncle phil · 02-04-2008, 03:41 AM

this thread may have protected a programmed witness...

jewels · 02-04-2008, 04:08 AM

this thread is on a mission

BadNick · 02-04-2008, 06:56 AM

the missionary position does not bore this thread as long as there is true love involved

Tophat665 · 02-04-2008, 07:06 AM

This thread finds your lack of pants disturbing.

jewels · 02-04-2008, 11:16 AM

This thread enjoys guzzling ice cold spring water.

ring · 02-04-2008, 11:32 AM

this thread weighs its answers, savoring the art of delayed gratification,
and reflection.

Tophat665 · 02-04-2008, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

This thread enjoys guzzling ice cold spring water.

This thread has SUCH and Headache. Oye!

Fly · 02-04-2008, 07:38 PM

this thread would like to thank uncle mystro for the reminder of how freakin' cold it is outside.........

(as you know phil,normally i'd save this for joe but....)

*Bastard*

uncle phil · 02-05-2008, 03:56 AM

this thread is a warm breeze, wafting gently from the gulf...

jewels · 02-05-2008, 05:42 AM

This thread enjoys Nutella Lp

ring · 02-05-2008, 06:41 AM

This thread is enjoying anticipation.

BadNick · 02-05-2008, 07:59 AM

I'm sure this thread was the inspiration for Carly when she wrote:

We can never know about the days to come
But we think about them anyway
And I wonder if Im really with you now
Or just chasing after some finer day.

jewels · 02-05-2008, 08:16 AM

This thread wonders why oh why did ketchup have to mess that up?

01-31-2008, 05:25 PM	#401 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread can drink coffee right before hitting the bed and still be snoring in less than five minutes. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

01-31-2008, 05:47 PM	#402 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread ate my post again! (Prob'ly dipped it in it's coffee first!) This thread once read A Pickle for the Knowing Ones in one sitting, and then had to spend several weeks reading nothing but H. P. Lovecraft stories to regain its sanity. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-01-2008, 04:27 AM	#404 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread still collects S & H green stamps... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-01-2008, 06:18 AM	#405 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread (as do i) loves HP Lovecraft......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-01-2008, 06:43 AM	#406 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is frayed. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

01-31-2008, 10:17 PM	#403 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread is connected so dont mess with it

02-01-2008, 03:13 PM	#407 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread comes in a multitude of colors

02-01-2008, 11:21 PM	#408 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Would you say this thread had a plethora of piñatas? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-02-2008, 09:06 AM	#409 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	this thread not only questions authority... it uses it as a condiment in omeletes.

02-02-2008, 11:16 AM	#410 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread pushes "all the news that's fit to print" right off the front page... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-02-2008, 11:51 AM	#411 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is a not too particularly painful hang-nail, that I get to fiddle with, endlessly.

02-02-2008, 06:33 PM	#412 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread is sweet like vinegar and full of light like a black hole.

02-02-2008, 09:53 PM	#413 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread"wants what it knows it can't have." &, 2, it "wants what's in the palm of its hand" __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 02-02-2008 at 10:11 PM..

02-03-2008, 07:10 AM	#414 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	this thread is equally efficient with both hands....

02-03-2008, 07:19 AM	#415 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread has an itch below the left shoulder blade it can't quite reach..

02-03-2008, 09:01 AM	#416 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread is hosting a superbowl party later this evening and it told me you are all invited, though the criminals who are stalking it and the reason it has to live in the witness protection program are not invited so don't tell them about it, and this thread said it wants the Patriots to win, and it would like somebody to bring Hawaiin sweet bread and Nutella to the party, the rest of us can bring beer.

02-03-2008, 10:03 AM	#417 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	this thread has lived a surreptitious life under the thumb of patriarchy, but cannot remain, bitter.

02-03-2008, 10:10 AM	#418 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread has no idea what ring just posted... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-03-2008, 10:16 AM	#419 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	May this thread go skinny dipping with me.

02-03-2008, 10:27 AM	#420 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is eating my brain. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-03-2008, 11:47 AM	#423 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is non demon essential all.

02-03-2008, 03:00 PM	#424 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread believes in ourselves. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-03-2008, 09:59 PM	#426 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is feeling ever so slightly smug. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-03-2008, 10:24 PM	#427 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread is waiting for baseball season to begin

02-04-2008, 03:41 AM	#428 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread may have protected a programmed witness... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-04-2008, 04:08 AM	#429 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread is on a mission __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-04-2008, 06:56 AM	#430 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	the missionary position does not bore this thread as long as there is true love involved

02-04-2008, 07:06 AM	#431 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread finds your lack of pants disturbing. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-04-2008, 11:16 AM	#432 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread enjoys guzzling ice cold spring water. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-04-2008, 11:32 AM	#433 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	this thread weighs its answers, savoring the art of delayed gratification, and reflection.

02-04-2008, 07:38 PM	#435 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread would like to thank uncle mystro for the reminder of how freakin' cold it is outside......... (as you know phil,normally i'd save this for joe but....) Bastard __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-05-2008, 03:56 AM	#436 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is a warm breeze, wafting gently from the gulf... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-05-2008, 05:42 AM	#437 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread enjoys Nutella Lp __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-05-2008, 06:41 AM	#438 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is enjoying anticipation.

02-05-2008, 07:59 AM	#439 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I'm sure this thread was the inspiration for Carly when she wrote: We can never know about the days to come But we think about them anyway And I wonder if Im really with you now Or just chasing after some finer day.