This thread's physician recommends a 20% solution of ethyl alcohol in water, flavored with Juniper Berries, mixed with Schwepps bitter lemon, and garnished with a slice of lime and a cherry (over ice in a pint glass). Drink one each morning, and repeat as necessary to keep malaria at bay.
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