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Old 06-10-2008, 06:27 PM   #1183 (permalink)
Tophat665
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Originally Posted by jewels
This thread recommends boiling water with lemon and adding black pepper to taste to cure flatulence (or so it's been told).
Alternately, this thread recommends sleeping soundly and denying everything. Blame it on the Dog. The Dog I tell you. Furry bag of wind just waiting until you're distracted to waft his foul vapors into the local atmosphere. Of course it smells like hops. The little bastard drank all the beer this thread left on the coffee table last night.
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