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bundy · 08-29-2003, 06:54 AM

...which is an interesting, yet difficult manoeuvre, let me tell you...i recommend yoga before anyone attempts this at home...

the Conclamo Ludus Pit, however, finds no trouble in kissing its many frothing mouths together since its snake-like necks are flexible, as well as scaly.

Beltruckus · 08-29-2003, 08:25 AM

Bundy was thrown into the Conclamo Ludus Pit and had 7 orgasms in 7 minutes. It was that good.

Midlandmadman · 08-29-2003, 09:00 AM

Beltruckus puts toothpaste on his toast.

ssander9 · 08-29-2003, 09:01 AM

Midlandmadman
likes to run naked through the salt flats during land speed record attempts

Midlandmadman · 08-29-2003, 09:07 AM

ssander9 dosen't know how to spell my name.

Beltruckus · 08-29-2003, 09:45 AM

Midlandmadman Is actually quite sane and lives on the east coast.

Conclamo Ludus · 08-29-2003, 10:17 AM

Actually, we at Conclamo Ludus, prefer to call it a Nook and not a Pit. Nook tested much better in the initial focus group whereas Pit was said to sound "frightening" and "possibly perverted." So from here-on-out if that could be referred to as the Conclamo Ludus Nook we would greatly appreciate it.

And Beltruckus cheats at Yahtzee, he uses loaded dice.

ssander9 · 08-29-2003, 11:02 AM

Conclamo Ludus knows not what he is saying

World's King · 08-29-2003, 11:07 AM

ssander9 has spent the last four years studying the career of Tom Jones.

Conclamo Ludus · 08-29-2003, 11:46 AM

Tom Jones has spent the last four years studying World's King's vocal cords. How does he sing so good?

Beltruckus · 08-29-2003, 12:16 PM

Conclamo ludus has gone to bed with Tom Jones for the past 3 years, Worlds king will be very pissed upon reading this.

uncle phil · 08-29-2003, 12:42 PM

belt has the world's worst case of jock itch...

ssander9 · 08-29-2003, 01:40 PM

uncle phil knows tanks were first used during World War One in Cambrai, France in 1917.

Fly · 08-29-2003, 10:02 PM

ssander9 is french and comes from Cambrai.he had to fight phil and the elusive sleeper jammie army back in 1917

splck · 08-29-2003, 10:29 PM

Flyman's ukulele ensemble didn’t make it to the competition… Flyman was the driver.

bundy · 08-30-2003, 12:44 AM

but the competition didn´t really exist anyway. splck, the ensembles promoter, was just playing mind games with the band members... with the intended outcome of having the Fly thrown out...

nasty and conniving is our friend splcky...

JumpinJesus · 08-30-2003, 12:13 PM

While in college, bundy made ends meet by cleaning the homes of wealthy housewives dressed in a well-hung penguin costume.

p.s. dig the Soft Cell song.

bernadette · 08-30-2003, 01:55 PM

JumpinJesus rents those well-hung penguin costumes to the wealthy housewives. Sometimes he even takes it out in trade. uh huh.

ssander9 · 08-30-2003, 01:59 PM

bernadette still likes to line dance to country music....while playing a tuba

Four Fingers · 08-30-2003, 02:07 PM

ssander9 here is a true womanizer. His first score dates back to when he was only 12 years old. His mother was 35, by the way, and she doesn't regret a thing!

Rowan · 08-30-2003, 02:42 PM

Well four fingers here was one of those kids who was actually born with an extra finger beside the pinky, thus living a life where they felt obligated to adopt all cats that had extra toes.

tropicdiver · 08-30-2003, 04:41 PM

Rowan has found out as he ages that for him to continue having sex, he has about the same amount of sucess playing pool with a rope.

paddyjoe · 08-30-2003, 07:38 PM

tropicdiver bought such a large supply of Viagra, he sends e-mails to everyone in the world trying to get some of his money back.

that's right everybody, it's him!!!

bundy · 08-30-2003, 10:36 PM

PJ started the ´Penile Enlargement´ spamming trend way back in 1986 when he used to do mass mail-outs to his whole family.

ssander9 · 08-30-2003, 11:05 PM

When bundy saw pj start spamming it gave him an idea thet doing chain letters on the internet would be awesome and asked pj for spamming lessons

danieltiger · 08-31-2003, 04:10 AM

ssander9 is really a serial killer who after he slaughters his victims, he takes chunks of there body and fashions them into car parts. he almost has a whole car

tropicdiver · 08-31-2003, 06:01 AM

Daniel wish his name was spelled Danelle and that he could squeeze into a size 5 dress and not look silly walking down the street in 5" heels.

Fly · 08-31-2003, 06:26 AM

tropic has a fetish for seeing guys dress as slutty wenches in heels.

*fuckin' people now a days*

paddyjoe · 08-31-2003, 07:50 AM

flyman, it's OK to get in touch with your, umm, homosexual feelings. and if you enjoy refering to your `friends' as whitesnacks, believe me, it's OK with all of us.

(don't worry pal, it'll blow over..............wait, oh no, did I say blow?)

Fly · 08-31-2003, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
flyman, it's OK to get in touch with your, umm, homosexual feelings. and if you enjoy refering to your `friends' as whitesnacks, believe me, it's OK with all of us.

(don't worry pal, it'll blow over..............wait, oh no, did I say blow?)

yup...i fucked myself there didn't i?

anyways......paddyjoe is a master at the art of photography.

too bad he likes to take shots at his buddy's and not of them.

(you my friend are now on my list....bwahahahhhahaaahaha)

splck · 08-31-2003, 10:17 AM

Flyman looks for whitesnacks in the pastry isle of the supermarket.

JumpinJesus · 08-31-2003, 10:24 AM

splck secretly hordes the stock of whitesnacks from the shopping public as he knows of their street value. He plans on selling them on e-bay at a 500% markup under the login name of "kittenclaws"

wry1 · 08-31-2003, 10:53 AM

JumpinJesus uses that name to hide the fact that he really is a TeleVangelist who drinks way too much sacremental wine - and is therefore unable to jump.

bundy · 08-31-2003, 06:20 PM

wry has just discovered how to manipulate text... expect all of his entries from this point on to be in italics, underlined, scrolling, big, small...etc...

splck · 08-31-2003, 07:58 PM

Bundy has yet to figure out how fully manipulate text... he wants italics. He knows how to change the colours of his text, but the italic trick eludes him.

bundy · 08-31-2003, 11:25 PM

<marquee direction>splck doesn´t like text manipulation</marquee direction>

<marquee>because it gives him A HEADACHE</marquee>

<center>so there!</center>

World's King · 09-01-2003, 12:07 AM

I saw bundy kissing Santa Claus

oberon · 09-01-2003, 02:09 AM

WK enjoys bathing in horse shit.

Fly · 09-01-2003, 05:59 AM

said the dude who has to clean WK's backside...

....and shovel all the horse shit outta the tub too.

bundy · 09-01-2003, 06:10 AM

the fly is Canadas MORNING MUSUME fan club president.

(don´t know who they are...think J-POP - times 15)

08-29-2003, 06:54 AM	#2521 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	...which is an interesting, yet difficult manoeuvre, let me tell you...i recommend yoga before anyone attempts this at home... the Conclamo Ludus Pit, however, finds no trouble in kissing its many frothing mouths together since its snake-like necks are flexible, as well as scaly. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-29-2003, 08:25 AM	#2522 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Bundy was thrown into the Conclamo Ludus Pit and had 7 orgasms in 7 minutes. It was that good. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

08-29-2003, 09:00 AM	#2523 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Beltruckus puts toothpaste on his toast. __________________ Its good to be back.

08-29-2003, 09:01 AM	#2524 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Midlandmadman likes to run naked through the salt flats during land speed record attempts __________________ I never said you had to. Last edited by ssander9; 08-29-2003 at 09:48 AM..

08-29-2003, 09:07 AM	#2525 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	ssander9 dosen't know how to spell my name. __________________ Its good to be back.

08-29-2003, 09:45 AM	#2526 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Midlandmadman Is actually quite sane and lives on the east coast. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

08-29-2003, 10:17 AM	#2527 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Actually, we at Conclamo Ludus, prefer to call it a Nook and not a Pit. Nook tested much better in the initial focus group whereas Pit was said to sound "frightening" and "possibly perverted." So from here-on-out if that could be referred to as the Conclamo Ludus Nook we would greatly appreciate it. And Beltruckus cheats at Yahtzee, he uses loaded dice. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-29-2003, 11:02 AM	#2528 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Conclamo Ludus knows not what he is saying __________________ I never said you had to.

08-29-2003, 11:07 AM	#2529 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	ssander9 has spent the last four years studying the career of Tom Jones. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-29-2003, 11:46 AM	#2530 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Tom Jones has spent the last four years studying World's King's vocal cords. How does he sing so good? __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-29-2003, 12:16 PM	#2531 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Conclamo ludus has gone to bed with Tom Jones for the past 3 years, Worlds king will be very pissed upon reading this. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

08-29-2003, 12:42 PM	#2532 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	belt has the world's worst case of jock itch... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-29-2003, 01:40 PM	#2533 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	uncle phil knows tanks were first used during World War One in Cambrai, France in 1917. __________________ I never said you had to.

08-29-2003, 10:02 PM	#2534 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ssander9 is french and comes from Cambrai.he had to fight phil and the elusive sleeper jammie army back in 1917 __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-29-2003, 10:29 PM	#2535 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Flyman's ukulele ensemble didn’t make it to the competition… Flyman was the driver. __________________ nice line eh?

08-30-2003, 12:44 AM	#2536 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	but the competition didn´t really exist anyway. splck, the ensembles promoter, was just playing mind games with the band members... with the intended outcome of having the Fly thrown out... nasty and conniving is our friend splcky... __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-30-2003, 12:13 PM	#2537 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	While in college, bundy made ends meet by cleaning the homes of wealthy housewives dressed in a well-hung penguin costume. p.s. dig the Soft Cell song. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-30-2003, 01:55 PM	#2538 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	JumpinJesus rents those well-hung penguin costumes to the wealthy housewives. Sometimes he even takes it out in trade. uh huh. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-30-2003, 01:59 PM	#2539 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	bernadette still likes to line dance to country music....while playing a tuba __________________ I never said you had to.

08-30-2003, 02:07 PM	#2540 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	ssander9 here is a true womanizer. His first score dates back to when he was only 12 years old. His mother was 35, by the way, and she doesn't regret a thing! __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

08-30-2003, 02:42 PM	#2541 (permalink)
Rowan Tilted Location: The Great Northwest	Well four fingers here was one of those kids who was actually born with an extra finger beside the pinky, thus living a life where they felt obligated to adopt all cats that had extra toes.

08-30-2003, 04:41 PM	#2542 (permalink)
tropicdiver Amazed Location: Austin, Texas	Rowan has found out as he ages that for him to continue having sex, he has about the same amount of sucess playing pool with a rope. __________________ Bob Life is short. Break some rules.

08-30-2003, 07:38 PM	#2543 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	tropicdiver bought such a large supply of Viagra, he sends e-mails to everyone in the world trying to get some of his money back. that's right everybody, it's him!!!

08-30-2003, 10:36 PM	#2544 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	PJ started the ´Penile Enlargement´ spamming trend way back in 1986 when he used to do mass mail-outs to his whole family. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-30-2003, 11:05 PM	#2545 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	When bundy saw pj start spamming it gave him an idea thet doing chain letters on the internet would be awesome and asked pj for spamming lessons __________________ I never said you had to.

08-31-2003, 04:10 AM	#2546 (permalink)
danieltiger Upright Location: boston, MA	ssander9 is really a serial killer who after he slaughters his victims, he takes chunks of there body and fashions them into car parts. he almost has a whole car __________________ sometimes even the president of the united states has to stand naked

08-31-2003, 06:01 AM	#2547 (permalink)
tropicdiver Amazed Location: Austin, Texas	Daniel wish his name was spelled Danelle and that he could squeeze into a size 5 dress and not look silly walking down the street in 5" heels. __________________ Bob Life is short. Break some rules.

08-31-2003, 06:26 AM	#2548 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	tropic has a fetish for seeing guys dress as slutty wenches in heels. fuckin' people now a days __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-31-2003, 07:50 AM	#2549 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman, it's OK to get in touch with your, umm, homosexual feelings. and if you enjoy refering to your `friends' as whitesnacks, believe me, it's OK with all of us. (don't worry pal, it'll blow over..............wait, oh no, did I say blow?) Last edited by paddyjoe; 08-31-2003 at 08:00 AM..

08-31-2003, 10:17 AM	#2551 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Flyman looks for whitesnacks in the pastry isle of the supermarket. __________________ nice line eh?

08-31-2003, 10:24 AM	#2552 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	splck secretly hordes the stock of whitesnacks from the shopping public as he knows of their street value. He plans on selling them on e-bay at a 500% markup under the login name of "kittenclaws" __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-31-2003, 10:53 AM	#2553 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	JumpinJesus uses that name to hide the fact that he really is a TeleVangelist who drinks way too much sacremental wine - and is therefore unable to jump.

08-31-2003, 06:20 PM	#2554 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	wry has just discovered how to manipulate text... expect all of his entries from this point on to be in italics, underlined, scrolling, big, small...etc... __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-31-2003, 07:58 PM	#2555 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Bundy has yet to figure out how fully manipulate text... he wants italics. He knows how to change the colours of his text, but the italic trick eludes him. __________________ nice line eh?

08-31-2003, 11:25 PM	#2556 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	<marquee direction>splck doesn´t like text manipulation</marquee direction> <marquee>because it gives him A HEADACHE</marquee> <center>so there!</center> __________________ Ohayo!!!