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Charlatan · 07-25-2003, 05:01 AM

flyman voted Social Credit...

rockogre · 07-25-2003, 05:30 AM

Charlatan is really the blue Power Ranger.

uncle phil · 07-25-2003, 12:28 PM

rock can recount the life history of each of the teletubbies...

VitaminChemE · 07-25-2003, 03:54 PM

if it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

bundy · 07-25-2003, 05:59 PM

thats great Vitamin, but thats no horse buddy, thats a mule, with a swollen testicle. and i believe the guy you nicked it from is still hunting you down.

Fly · 07-25-2003, 06:20 PM

right then...and my good aussie buddy bundy knows this from...

froin' mule testies on da barbie mate.

Fremen · 07-25-2003, 07:45 PM

flyman does the booty dance with his ex-first grade teacher.

pr0f3n · 07-25-2003, 07:47 PM

if it wasn't for Fremen's horse, he wouldn't have spent that year in the monastery.

Fly · 07-25-2003, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fremen
flyman does the booty dance with his ex-first grade teacher.

man....i was in love with my first grade teacher.

prOf3n used to teach english....but he kept vixing up his merbs.

bundy · 07-25-2003, 09:19 PM

Flyman regularly offers Aussie cricketers cash for pitch conditions and other juicy bits of info to help his fledgling career as a bookie.

however, offering 50/1 for Australia beating Bangladesh in the cricket won´t help his cause.

richeee · 07-25-2003, 09:26 PM

bundy shudders in fear whenever he posts to this thread, hoping against all hope, that richeee will not reveal any more of the Aussie secrets bundy carries around in a plastic bag, duct taped to his ankle!

Fremen · 07-25-2003, 09:26 PM

richeee is a premature evacuator.

bundy · 07-25-2003, 09:33 PM

Fremen only is only interested premature ejaculators.

and hes still afraid of moths.

ah, the Aussie secrets bag....what a nasty, heavy, foul-smelling bag it is too.

Fremen · 07-26-2003, 03:21 AM

Bundy goes down to Fox Studios every afternoon so he can try and get James' attention at channel V.

bing bing · 07-26-2003, 03:27 AM

Fremen thinks Yumi is hot.

oh wait.. so do i.

castex · 07-26-2003, 03:31 AM

Bing Bing never takes the stairs

Fremen · 07-26-2003, 03:41 AM

castex lures postal workers into the back of his van.

bing bing · 07-26-2003, 04:09 AM

Fremen's penis abominably and severely curves to the right.

Fly · 07-26-2003, 04:59 AM

said bing bing who's had a good 'ol close up look at it.

bing bing · 07-26-2003, 05:06 AM

said flyman who voyeuristically watched bing bing look at it.

Fly · 07-26-2003, 11:27 AM

bing bing couldn't cut it as a bling bling...

uncle phil · 07-26-2003, 12:04 PM

fly's drumsticks still have feathers attached...

castex · 07-27-2003, 02:26 AM

Uncle phil cried at Diana's funeral on the telly.

_____________________________________________

...I wouuuuld've liked to've known you, but I was jussa kiid...

bing bing · 07-27-2003, 02:38 AM

castex got beat up over a bag of chips.

thedrake · 07-27-2003, 11:18 AM

Phoenix's last rendevous was with a women on her period.

uncle phil · 07-27-2003, 12:38 PM

drake gets confused when reading thread headers...

Diablo · 07-27-2003, 12:39 PM

uncle phil is the woman in his avy, and she gets turned on my fat men.

Fly · 07-27-2003, 04:00 PM

diablo wears a funny lookin' hat.

bundy · 07-27-2003, 04:46 PM

flyman is still waiting to be found in his ´hide and go fuck yourself´ game.

hes been hiding in the closet, masturbating furiously, for 6 days now.

Stiltzkin · 07-27-2003, 05:12 PM

Bundy is-- as the title may suggest-- always climbing. Must get tiring!

bundy · 07-27-2003, 05:32 PM

somehow, despite being made of stone, stiltz manages to move his head, arms, and little red balloon with surprising regularity.

Meridae'n · 07-27-2003, 06:03 PM

bundy is Simon Crean's nephew

bundy · 07-27-2003, 06:24 PM

Meri is Bob Katters snake oil dealer.

Meridae'n · 07-27-2003, 06:30 PM

bundy was never allowed to buy a book from the 'Arrows Book Club'

bundy · 07-27-2003, 06:34 PM

Meri used to subscribe to Dolly magazine to check out the ´sealed section´.

Meridae'n · 07-27-2003, 06:38 PM

bundy took 4 goes to get his 'L' plates...

bundy · 07-27-2003, 06:42 PM

hahaha... i know a chick who has failed that test 15 times. and the worst thing is that shes pretty much answered all of the possible questions now, and she still fails...

Meri travelled all the way from Mildura to the Revesby Workers Club just to catch the Human Nature concert.

Meridae'n · 07-27-2003, 06:45 PM

15 times? Jesus... I had to do that test 6 months ago as i just got my licence back from going mid-range, fuck i was nervous!

Human Nature are the bomb! (that hurt to type...)

Bundy always had a strage stirring in his loins when watching Fat Cat prance around with no pants on...

bundy · 07-27-2003, 06:50 PM

Meri was the main promoter for that great band, Kulcha...

Meridae'n · 07-27-2003, 07:02 PM

Bundy never got the chance to go to Expo '88

07-25-2003, 05:01 AM	#2081 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	flyman voted Social Credit... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-25-2003, 05:30 AM	#2082 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Charlatan is really the blue Power Ranger. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

07-25-2003, 12:28 PM	#2083 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	rock can recount the life history of each of the teletubbies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-25-2003, 03:54 PM	#2084 (permalink)
VitaminChemE Tilted Location: BloNiag	if it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college __________________ Light a man a fire and he's warm for the night; light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life

07-25-2003, 05:59 PM	#2085 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	thats great Vitamin, but thats no horse buddy, thats a mule, with a swollen testicle. and i believe the guy you nicked it from is still hunting you down. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-25-2003, 06:20 PM	#2086 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	right then...and my good aussie buddy bundy knows this from... froin' mule testies on da barbie mate. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-25-2003, 07:45 PM	#2087 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	flyman does the booty dance with his ex-first grade teacher. __________________ Google

07-25-2003, 07:47 PM	#2088 (permalink)
pr0f3n Crazy Location: a little to the right	if it wasn't for Fremen's horse, he wouldn't have spent that year in the monastery. __________________ In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

07-25-2003, 09:19 PM	#2090 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Flyman regularly offers Aussie cricketers cash for pitch conditions and other juicy bits of info to help his fledgling career as a bookie. however, offering 50/1 for Australia beating Bangladesh in the cricket won´t help his cause. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-25-2003, 09:26 PM	#2091 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	bundy shudders in fear whenever he posts to this thread, hoping against all hope, that richeee will not reveal any more of the Aussie secrets bundy carries around in a plastic bag, duct taped to his ankle! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-25-2003, 09:26 PM	#2092 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	richeee is a premature evacuator. __________________ Google

07-25-2003, 09:33 PM	#2093 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen only is only interested premature ejaculators. and hes still afraid of moths. ah, the Aussie secrets bag....what a nasty, heavy, foul-smelling bag it is too. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-26-2003, 03:21 AM	#2094 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Bundy goes down to Fox Studios every afternoon so he can try and get James' attention at channel V. __________________ Google

07-26-2003, 03:27 AM	#2095 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	Fremen thinks Yumi is hot. oh wait.. so do i.

07-26-2003, 03:31 AM	#2096 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	Bing Bing never takes the stairs

07-26-2003, 03:41 AM	#2097 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	castex lures postal workers into the back of his van. __________________ Google

07-26-2003, 04:09 AM	#2098 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	Fremen's penis abominably and severely curves to the right.

07-26-2003, 04:59 AM	#2099 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	said bing bing who's had a good 'ol close up look at it. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-26-2003, 05:06 AM	#2100 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	said flyman who voyeuristically watched bing bing look at it.

07-26-2003, 11:27 AM	#2101 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bing bing couldn't cut it as a bling bling... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-26-2003, 12:04 PM	#2102 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly's drumsticks still have feathers attached... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-27-2003, 02:26 AM	#2103 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	Uncle phil cried at Diana's funeral on the telly. _____________________________________________ ...I wouuuuld've liked to've known you, but I was jussa kiid...

07-27-2003, 02:38 AM	#2104 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	castex got beat up over a bag of chips.

07-27-2003, 11:18 AM	#2105 (permalink)
thedrake Banned Location: Iowa	Phoenix's last rendevous was with a women on her period.

07-27-2003, 12:38 PM	#2106 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	drake gets confused when reading thread headers... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-27-2003, 12:39 PM	#2107 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	uncle phil is the woman in his avy, and she gets turned on my fat men. __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

07-27-2003, 04:00 PM	#2108 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	diablo wears a funny lookin' hat. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-27-2003, 04:46 PM	#2109 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	flyman is still waiting to be found in his ´hide and go fuck yourself´ game. hes been hiding in the closet, masturbating furiously, for 6 days now. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-27-2003, 05:12 PM	#2110 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Bundy is-- as the title may suggest-- always climbing. Must get tiring! __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

07-27-2003, 05:32 PM	#2111 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	somehow, despite being made of stone, stiltz manages to move his head, arms, and little red balloon with surprising regularity. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-27-2003, 06:03 PM	#2112 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy is Simon Crean's nephew __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-27-2003, 06:24 PM	#2113 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri is Bob Katters snake oil dealer. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-27-2003, 06:30 PM	#2114 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy was never allowed to buy a book from the 'Arrows Book Club' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-27-2003, 06:34 PM	#2115 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri used to subscribe to Dolly magazine to check out the ´sealed section´. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-27-2003, 06:38 PM	#2116 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy took 4 goes to get his 'L' plates... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?