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09-07-2007, 05:50 PM
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Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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*I* am your father.
Phil, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your swing. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined handicaps, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the links. |
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09-07-2007, 06:17 PM
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Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Midnight is so named because if you feed her after midnight she turns into a gremlin. Not just any gremlin, however, a singing and dancing gremlin. She dresses herself in a pair of bibbies over a ruffly shirt and sings the lollipop give song from the Wizard of Oz.
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch. |
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09-07-2007, 06:49 PM
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Banned
Location: Chicago's western burbs
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Did you see Men in Black? You know that jewelry store owner that has "The Galaxy" on his cat's collar, and when they have him in the morgue and his face opens up and its really this little tiny alien sitting in the guys head moving him around like a robot? well..... *points at Lady Sage's Avatar & whispers "shes in there"*
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09-07-2007, 07:19 PM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Midnight has a penchant for eating capers whilst naked in the rain (on it's own this is not a bad thing but she really only likes to do on the lawn at City Hall).
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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09-08-2007, 06:43 AM
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Psycho
Location: Grand Rapids
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Charlatan is in the midst of his one man show of Harry S Truman paying homage to Hal Holbrook.
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And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin I Wish You Well. 
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09-08-2007, 01:51 PM
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Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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OCMs avatar is actually OCMs real picture.
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch. |
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02-19-2008, 03:56 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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charlie hangs upside-down from the rafters at least once a week...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-19-2008, 12:05 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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ring listens to late 50s do-wop music...(not that that's a bad thing...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 02-19-2008 at 12:18 PM.. |
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02-19-2008, 05:56 PM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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ring's user name comes, not from her love of shiny metal finger adornments but rather from her penchant for cultivating ring worm on her arms.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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02-20-2008, 01:07 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-21-2008, 03:44 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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charlie once drove his chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-21-2008, 04:23 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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Uncle Phil was the premiere guide and President of the Magical Mystery Tour.
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain |
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02-27-2008, 12:51 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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ring still thinks david bowie is going to rescue her...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-28-2008, 04:07 PM
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Location: ❤
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ring has capitulated the fact that her corporeal consistancy,
shall be catapulted to the next level of crapulousness, if her cranium cannot counter-act and cremate the crazy crescendo that, crenalates crass, craftY cox-wains, to a covenator who has combly courageous countenence. CAPICE? |
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02-28-2008, 05:27 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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you go, girl...literally...
(crenelated catapult...wow!!!)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-29-2008, 08:12 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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Uncle Phil has a part-time as a gas station attendant in Pahokee, Florida, so he can croon Engelbert Humperdinck tunes to unsuspecting native women.
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain |
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03-03-2008, 04:29 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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ring still has a plastic curtain around her claw-foot bathtub...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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