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Fly · 05-31-2003, 06:18 AM

manalone has a weird fetish about watching uncle phil and paddyjoe locked in a sick foreplay session.

vermin · 05-31-2003, 08:55 AM

Flyman thinks human flesh is tasty when sauteed with onions and soy sauce, then mixed with rice and wrapped in a burrito.

Force 10 · 05-31-2003, 10:52 AM

Vermin doesn't inhale.

paddyjoe · 05-31-2003, 11:38 AM

Ruprex trained in mouth to mouth resuscitation with vermin. By the way, he did pass the course.

uncle phil · 05-31-2003, 12:30 PM

paddyjoe picks his teeth with rusty razor blades...

BBtB · 05-31-2003, 12:35 PM

Uncle phil dances the funky chicken in his underwear everynight just as the moon is rising

bundy · 05-31-2003, 10:37 PM

BBtB quivers with delight at the thought of pig wrestling.

THE MAC GOD · 05-31-2003, 10:37 PM

Yeah..

he's has a split personality disorder...

THE MAC GOD · 05-31-2003, 10:39 PM

and so does he...

Thraeryn · 05-31-2003, 10:41 PM

THE MAC GOD is really forty-eight and still types like that.

manalone · 06-01-2003, 12:40 AM

Thraeryn has a shrine to Oprah Winfrey in his bedroom.

Meridae'n · 06-01-2003, 02:17 AM

manalone records the weather channel when he's out

uncle phil · 06-01-2003, 04:25 AM

meridae'n looks at phyllis diller with lust in his heart...

Fly · 06-01-2003, 05:23 AM

uncle phil brushes his teeth with sand and his index finger

vermin · 06-01-2003, 07:00 AM

flyman masturbates while looking at pictures of construction sites.

Fly · 06-01-2003, 08:01 AM

gives a whole new meaning to ERECT eh.

vermin is a Pithy pot smokin' Rat Bastard

manalone · 06-01-2003, 08:34 AM

Flyman is angry because his native country sank into the ocean

Thank you very much

richeee · 06-01-2003, 01:06 PM

Right now, manalone is sitting in a closet, wearing nothing but a football helmet and eating spaghetti-o's out of the can with an icepick!

Oh wait- that's what I was doing, too! How freaky is that?!

Thraeryn · 06-01-2003, 01:12 PM

richee's secret is that that's seriously what he was doing.

richeee · 06-01-2003, 01:26 PM

Who said it was a secret?!?
Thraeyn is secretly watching all of us through our computer screens, while picking his toe nails...

Fly · 06-01-2003, 02:29 PM

richeee is a money grubbing scoundrel.......on Dramamine

uncle phil · 06-01-2003, 02:47 PM

fly hasn't washed his half of the sleeper jammies yet...

Meridae'n · 06-01-2003, 04:31 PM

It's Uncle Phil's lifelong dream to eat a plane...

vermin · 06-01-2003, 07:25 PM

Meridae'n wants to start a magazine that brings scat porn to the mainstream of pop culture.

richeee · 06-01-2003, 07:29 PM

vermin IS the main(urine)stream of pop culture!

Fly · 06-01-2003, 07:30 PM

uuummmm....richee seems to have a thing for urine soaked rats.

splck · 06-01-2003, 08:01 PM

flyman thinks richee has a thing for him.

Meridae'n · 06-01-2003, 08:07 PM

splck felches seagulls

manalone · 06-02-2003, 12:53 AM

Meridae'n is member #1 of the Uncle Phil fan club. He has all the action figures... including the one in a maid's uniform.

He uses them in his twisted world of make believe.

uncle phil · 06-02-2003, 03:11 AM

man hasn't learned how to tie his shoes yet; he still uses velcro...

Fly · 06-02-2003, 04:19 AM

uncle phil can't afford any shoes

manalone · 06-02-2003, 04:29 AM

flyman has trained his pubic lice as a sort of cabaret ensemble

Pheatius · 06-02-2003, 12:42 PM

Manalone pays top dollar for Pubic Lice Cabaret shows, but prefers Camel Lice Stand-Up.

uncle phil · 06-02-2003, 12:44 PM

pheatius prefers camel lice sit down, but will accompany manalone to the "improv camel" anytime...

sadistikdreams · 06-02-2003, 01:44 PM

uncle phil isnt really your uncle. and he gets off on wrestling pigs.

Meridae'n · 06-02-2003, 04:26 PM

sadistikdreams makes his socks out of navel lint

paddyjoe · 06-02-2003, 06:05 PM

I heard Meridae'n practices his dirty dancing routines with his broom.

Force 10 · 06-02-2003, 06:08 PM

I hear when paddyjoe is actually paddyjim....that's just what I hear.

Mr.Deflok · 06-02-2003, 07:30 PM

Ruprex is actually an undercover agent for the Gay Mafia.

bundy · 06-02-2003, 07:48 PM

Mr.Deflok is actually a hobbit hailing from Hobbiton, New Zealand.
oh, and Tana Umaga (who certainly isn't a hobbit!) is his cuz, eh.

see...
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05-31-2003, 06:18 AM	#761 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	manalone has a weird fetish about watching uncle phil and paddyjoe locked in a sick foreplay session. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-31-2003, 08:55 AM	#762 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Flyman thinks human flesh is tasty when sauteed with onions and soy sauce, then mixed with rice and wrapped in a burrito. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-31-2003, 12:30 PM	#765 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	paddyjoe picks his teeth with rusty razor blades... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-31-2003, 12:35 PM	#766 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Uncle phil dances the funky chicken in his underwear everynight just as the moon is rising __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

05-31-2003, 10:37 PM	#767 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	BBtB quivers with delight at the thought of pig wrestling. __________________ Ohayo!!!

05-31-2003, 10:52 AM	#763 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	Vermin doesn't inhale.

05-31-2003, 11:38 AM	#764 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Ruprex trained in mouth to mouth resuscitation with vermin. By the way, he did pass the course.

05-31-2003, 10:37 PM	#768 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Yeah.. he's has a split personality disorder... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

05-31-2003, 10:39 PM	#769 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	and so does he... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

05-31-2003, 10:41 PM	#770 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	THE MAC GOD is really forty-eight and still types like that.

06-01-2003, 12:40 AM	#771 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Thraeryn has a shrine to Oprah Winfrey in his bedroom. __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-01-2003, 02:17 AM	#772 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	manalone records the weather channel when he's out __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-01-2003, 04:25 AM	#773 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	meridae'n looks at phyllis diller with lust in his heart... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-01-2003, 05:23 AM	#774 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil brushes his teeth with sand and his index finger __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-01-2003, 07:00 AM	#775 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	flyman masturbates while looking at pictures of construction sites. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-01-2003, 07:29 PM	#785 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	vermin IS the main(urine)stream of pop culture! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-01-2003, 08:01 AM	#776 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	gives a whole new meaning to ERECT eh. vermin is a Pithy pot smokin' Rat Bastard __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-01-2003, 08:34 AM	#777 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Flyman is angry because his native country sank into the ocean Thank you very much __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-01-2003, 01:06 PM	#778 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Right now, manalone is sitting in a closet, wearing nothing but a football helmet and eating spaghetti-o's out of the can with an icepick! Oh wait- that's what I was doing, too! How freaky is that?! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-01-2003, 01:12 PM	#779 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	richee's secret is that that's seriously what he was doing.

06-01-2003, 01:26 PM	#780 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Who said it was a secret?!? Thraeyn is secretly watching all of us through our computer screens, while picking his toe nails... __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-01-2003, 02:29 PM	#781 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	richeee is a money grubbing scoundrel.......on Dramamine __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-01-2003, 02:47 PM	#782 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly hasn't washed his half of the sleeper jammies yet... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-01-2003, 04:31 PM	#783 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	It's Uncle Phil's lifelong dream to eat a plane... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-01-2003, 07:25 PM	#784 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Meridae'n wants to start a magazine that brings scat porn to the mainstream of pop culture. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-01-2003, 07:30 PM	#786 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uuummmm....richee seems to have a thing for urine soaked rats. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-01-2003, 08:01 PM	#787 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman thinks richee has a thing for him. __________________ nice line eh?

06-01-2003, 08:07 PM	#788 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	splck felches seagulls __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-02-2003, 12:53 AM	#789 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Meridae'n is member #1 of the Uncle Phil fan club. He has all the action figures... including the one in a maid's uniform. He uses them in his twisted world of make believe. __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-02-2003, 03:11 AM	#790 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	man hasn't learned how to tie his shoes yet; he still uses velcro... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-02-2003, 04:19 AM	#791 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil can't afford any shoes __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-02-2003, 04:29 AM	#792 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	flyman has trained his pubic lice as a sort of cabaret ensemble __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-02-2003, 12:42 PM	#793 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Manalone pays top dollar for Pubic Lice Cabaret shows, but prefers Camel Lice Stand-Up.

06-02-2003, 12:44 PM	#794 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pheatius prefers camel lice sit down, but will accompany manalone to the "improv camel" anytime... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-02-2003, 01:44 PM	#795 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	uncle phil isnt really your uncle. and he gets off on wrestling pigs. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

06-02-2003, 04:26 PM	#796 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	sadistikdreams makes his socks out of navel lint __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?