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Old 05-31-2003, 06:18 AM   #761 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2003, 08:55 AM   #762 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2003, 10:52 AM   #763 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2003, 11:38 AM   #764 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2003, 12:30 PM   #765 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 05-31-2003, 12:35 PM   #766 (permalink)
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"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 05-31-2003, 10:37 PM   #767 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2003, 10:37 PM   #768 (permalink)
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Yeah..

he's has a split personality disorder...
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Old 05-31-2003, 10:39 PM   #769 (permalink)
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and so does he...
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Old 05-31-2003, 10:41 PM   #770 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2003, 12:40 AM   #771 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2003, 02:17 AM   #772 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2003, 04:25 AM   #773 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 06-01-2003, 05:23 AM   #774 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2003, 07:00 AM   #775 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2003, 08:01 AM   #776 (permalink)
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gives a whole new meaning to ERECT eh.

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Old 06-01-2003, 08:34 AM   #777 (permalink)
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Flyman is angry because his native country sank into the ocean

Thank you very much
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Old 06-01-2003, 01:06 PM   #778 (permalink)
Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
 
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Right now, manalone is sitting in a closet, wearing nothing but a football helmet and eating spaghetti-o's out of the can with an icepick!

Oh wait- that's what I was doing, too! How freaky is that?!
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Old 06-01-2003, 01:12 PM   #779 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2003, 01:26 PM   #780 (permalink)
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Who said it was a secret?!?
Thraeyn is secretly watching all of us through our computer screens, while picking his toe nails...
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Old 06-01-2003, 02:29 PM   #781 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2003, 02:47 PM   #782 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-01-2003, 04:31 PM   #783 (permalink)
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It's Uncle Phil's lifelong dream to eat a plane...
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Old 06-01-2003, 07:25 PM   #784 (permalink)
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Meridae'n wants to start a magazine that brings scat porn to the mainstream of pop culture.
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Old 06-01-2003, 07:29 PM   #785 (permalink)
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vermin IS the main(urine)stream of pop culture!
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Old 06-01-2003, 07:30 PM   #786 (permalink)
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uuummmm....richee seems to have a thing for urine soaked rats.
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Old 06-01-2003, 08:01 PM   #787 (permalink)
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flyman thinks richee has a thing for him.
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Old 06-01-2003, 08:07 PM   #788 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2003, 12:53 AM   #789 (permalink)
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Meridae'n is member #1 of the Uncle Phil fan club. He has all the action figures... including the one in a maid's uniform.

He uses them in his twisted world of make believe.
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Old 06-02-2003, 03:11 AM   #790 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-02-2003, 04:19 AM   #791 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2003, 04:29 AM   #792 (permalink)
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flyman has trained his pubic lice as a sort of cabaret ensemble
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Old 06-02-2003, 12:42 PM   #793 (permalink)
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Manalone pays top dollar for Pubic Lice Cabaret shows, but prefers Camel Lice Stand-Up.
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Old 06-02-2003, 12:44 PM   #794 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-02-2003, 01:44 PM   #795 (permalink)
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uncle phil isnt really your uncle. and he gets off on wrestling pigs.
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Old 06-02-2003, 04:26 PM   #796 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2003, 06:05 PM   #797 (permalink)
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I heard Meridae'n practices his dirty dancing routines with his broom.
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Old 06-02-2003, 06:08 PM   #798 (permalink)
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I hear when paddyjoe is actually paddyjim....that's just what I hear.
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Old 06-02-2003, 07:30 PM   #799 (permalink)
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Ruprex is actually an undercover agent for the Gay Mafia.
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Old 06-02-2003, 07:48 PM   #800 (permalink)
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Mr.Deflok is actually a hobbit hailing from Hobbiton, New Zealand.
oh, and Tana Umaga (who certainly isn't a hobbit!) is his cuz, eh.

see...
<IMG SRC="http://www.xtra.co.nz/homepage2/imageView/0,,2176818,00.jpeg">
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