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Old 12-30-2005, 02:03 PM   #6601 (permalink)
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it'll be okay buddy.............
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:04 PM   #6602 (permalink)
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Fly has multiple personality disorder. He may be schizophrenic, but he'll always have each other...
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:06 PM   #6603 (permalink)
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SirLance IS flyman
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:21 PM   #6604 (permalink)
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Mojo is having doubts about his new name and is contemplating changing it to "Betty."

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Old 12-30-2005, 06:55 PM   #6605 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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El doesn't really like the idea of flying monkeys.
Well, it's not the monkeys per se, it's the monkey bombs she doesn't like.
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Old 12-30-2005, 09:50 PM   #6606 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MojoRisin
SirLance IS flyman
That is the most disturbing thing I have ever read.

Carry on.
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Old 12-31-2005, 09:47 AM   #6607 (permalink)
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*see previous secret about Ben's encounters w/ a banana split*
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Old 12-31-2005, 10:01 AM   #6608 (permalink)
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Flyman IS SirLance!
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Old 12-31-2005, 03:38 PM   #6609 (permalink)
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SirLance uses raid to fumigate his armpits, yuck!
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Old 12-31-2005, 04:47 PM   #6610 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2006, 09:36 AM   #6611 (permalink)
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Uncle phil's third leg is growing out of his back.
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Old 01-02-2006, 11:24 AM   #6612 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 01-02-2006, 01:01 PM   #6613 (permalink)
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Fremen will squirt milk out of his eye if he drinks it too fast.
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Old 01-02-2006, 01:31 PM   #6614 (permalink)
Hey Now!
 
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In the song L.A. Woman by The Doors, Jim Morrison actually wrote that about Mojo Risin. Mojo tried to sue Jim, but he lost.
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Old 01-02-2006, 01:36 PM   #6615 (permalink)
loving the curves
 
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Johnny Pyro has a cloth Englebert Humperdink used to wipe his forehead with during a show at Casino Rama. It is in a sealed zip-lock bag and only comes out when Johnny is feeling very, very special.
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Old 01-02-2006, 02:16 PM   #6616 (permalink)
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kramus has difficulty keeping a straight face when he looks at a roll of toilet paper...
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Old 01-03-2006, 07:06 AM   #6617 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil has difficulty keeping a straight face when he uses toilet paper.
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Old 01-03-2006, 07:11 AM   #6618 (permalink)
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Poppinjay collects all of his finger and toenail clippings. He has jars and jars full of them. He believes that one day they will be worth a lot of money.
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Old 01-03-2006, 01:34 PM   #6619 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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charlie also has difficulty keeping a straight face when he looks at a roll of toilet paper...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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you both get dirty;
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Old 01-03-2006, 03:06 PM   #6620 (permalink)
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uncle phil often refers to his genitals as 'a role of toilet paper'
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Old 01-03-2006, 03:57 PM   #6621 (permalink)
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Mojo has been observed skipping down the sidewalk, belting out Ethel Merman show songs. Off key, I am sorry to say.
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Old 01-03-2006, 03:57 PM   #6622 (permalink)
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Elphaba is MoJo's voice coach!
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Old 01-03-2006, 03:59 PM   #6623 (permalink)
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(That would explain why he can't sing)
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Old 01-03-2006, 04:26 PM   #6624 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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El likes licking frozen orange juice on Fridays.
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Old 01-03-2006, 04:27 PM   #6625 (permalink)
"I'm sorry. What was the question?"
 
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That green squishy guy never spells February correctly and he is very embarrassed about it.
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Old 01-04-2006, 05:45 AM   #6626 (permalink)
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Daoust is a member of the Keebler Elf crime family. The cookies are a front.
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Old 01-04-2006, 06:13 AM   #6627 (permalink)
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Poppinjay is hoping to become the Hugh Hefner of Elf Porn... he sees it as an untapped market that needs to be made mainstream...
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Old 01-04-2006, 11:21 AM   #6628 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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mal was once in an Elf porno. She was #1 on the naughty list.
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Old 01-04-2006, 11:32 AM   #6629 (permalink)
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Fremen enjoys collecting Donkey porn...
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Old 01-04-2006, 12:56 PM   #6630 (permalink)
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Charlatan performs in donkey porn. He always was an ass man.
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Old 01-04-2006, 01:07 PM   #6631 (permalink)
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Old 01-04-2006, 01:21 PM   #6632 (permalink)
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Mantus got his amazing artistic ability by signing up for those classes advertised on the backs of matchbooks - "Can you Draw this? " He could...
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Old 01-04-2006, 02:56 PM   #6633 (permalink)
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Maleficent is a maternal AI chat bot.
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Old 01-04-2006, 03:13 PM   #6634 (permalink)
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Giant hamburger really IS a giant hamburger. He's from the same galaxy as the intergalactic splunge featured in an episode of "Monty Python's Flying Circus."

People thought it was satire. HA!
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Old 01-04-2006, 05:27 PM   #6635 (permalink)
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sri lanka has never had a cup of tea in his life...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-04-2006, 05:44 PM   #6636 (permalink)
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uncle p plays Twister in his silk sleeper jammies.
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Old 01-04-2006, 08:46 PM   #6637 (permalink)
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Fremen likes to listen to Erasure. Not only does he know the word to every song, but he dances around in a tutu while singing them loudly.
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:18 PM   #6638 (permalink)
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shesus wears gym shoes.
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Old 01-05-2006, 05:24 AM   #6639 (permalink)
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ono kisses girls..........
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Old 01-05-2006, 05:25 AM   #6640 (permalink)
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flyman likes to watch ono kiss girls...

(oh that was kind of a duh wasn't it..
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