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Fly · 12-30-2005, 02:03 PM

phil has hallucinations often.........

it'll be okay buddy.............

SirLance · 12-30-2005, 02:04 PM

Fly has multiple personality disorder. He may be schizophrenic, but he'll always have each other...

MojoRisin · 12-30-2005, 02:06 PM

SirLance IS flyman

Elphaba · 12-30-2005, 02:21 PM

Mojo is having doubts about his new name and is contemplating changing it to "Betty."

(How did you know about the running nekkid with bunnies?)

Fremen · 12-30-2005, 06:55 PM

El doesn't really like the idea of flying monkeys.
Well, it's not the monkeys per se, it's the monkey bombs she doesn't like.

BigBen · 12-30-2005, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MojoRisin

SirLance IS flyman

That is the most disturbing thing I have ever read.

Carry on.

Fly · 12-31-2005, 09:47 AM

Ben likes banana splits...........

*see previous secret about Ben's encounters w/ a banana split*

SirLance · 12-31-2005, 10:01 AM

Flyman IS SirLance!

MojoRisin · 12-31-2005, 03:38 PM

SirLance uses raid to fumigate his armpits, yuck!

Fremen · 12-31-2005, 04:47 PM

Mojo goes to pep rallies for their keen intellectual discourses.

Dragonknight · 01-02-2006, 09:36 AM

Uncle phil's third leg is growing out of his back.

Fremen · 01-02-2006, 11:24 AM

Dragonknight reads right to left.

MojoRisin · 01-02-2006, 01:01 PM

Fremen will squirt milk out of his eye if he drinks it too fast.

Johnny Pyro · 01-02-2006, 01:31 PM

In the song L.A. Woman by The Doors, Jim Morrison actually wrote that about Mojo Risin. Mojo tried to sue Jim, but he lost.

kramus · 01-02-2006, 01:36 PM

Johnny Pyro has a cloth Englebert Humperdink used to wipe his forehead with during a show at Casino Rama. It is in a sealed zip-lock bag and only comes out when Johnny is feeling very, very special.

uncle phil · 01-02-2006, 02:16 PM

kramus has difficulty keeping a straight face when he looks at a roll of toilet paper...

Poppinjay · 01-03-2006, 07:06 AM

Uncle Phil has difficulty keeping a straight face when he uses toilet paper.

Charlatan · 01-03-2006, 07:11 AM

Poppinjay collects all of his finger and toenail clippings. He has jars and jars full of them. He believes that one day they will be worth a lot of money.

uncle phil · 01-03-2006, 01:34 PM

charlie also has difficulty keeping a straight face when he looks at a roll of toilet paper...

MojoRisin · 01-03-2006, 03:06 PM

uncle phil often refers to his genitals as 'a role of toilet paper'

Elphaba · 01-03-2006, 03:57 PM

Mojo has been observed skipping down the sidewalk, belting out Ethel Merman show songs. Off key, I am sorry to say.

SirLance · 01-03-2006, 03:57 PM

Elphaba is MoJo's voice coach!

Elphaba · 01-03-2006, 03:59 PM

(That would explain why he can't sing)

Fremen · 01-03-2006, 04:26 PM

El likes licking frozen orange juice on Fridays.

Daoust · 01-03-2006, 04:27 PM

That green squishy guy never spells February correctly and he is very embarrassed about it.

Poppinjay · 01-04-2006, 05:45 AM

Daoust is a member of the Keebler Elf crime family. The cookies are a front.

maleficent · 01-04-2006, 06:13 AM

Poppinjay is hoping to become the Hugh Hefner of Elf Porn... he sees it as an untapped market that needs to be made mainstream...

Fremen · 01-04-2006, 11:21 AM

mal was once in an Elf porno. She was #1 on the naughty list.

Charlatan · 01-04-2006, 11:32 AM

Fremen enjoys collecting Donkey porn...

Poppinjay · 01-04-2006, 12:56 PM

Charlatan performs in donkey porn. He always was an ass man.

Mantus · 01-04-2006, 01:07 PM

Poppinjay goes to AA meetings - Ass-men Anonymous

maleficent · 01-04-2006, 01:21 PM

Mantus got his amazing artistic ability by signing up for those classes advertised on the backs of matchbooks - "Can you Draw this? " He could...

Giant Hamburger · 01-04-2006, 02:56 PM

Maleficent is a maternal AI chat bot.

SirLance · 01-04-2006, 03:13 PM

Giant hamburger really IS a giant hamburger. He's from the same galaxy as the intergalactic splunge featured in an episode of "Monty Python's Flying Circus."

People thought it was satire. HA!

uncle phil · 01-04-2006, 05:27 PM

sri lanka has never had a cup of tea in his life...

Fremen · 01-04-2006, 05:44 PM

uncle p plays Twister in his silk sleeper jammies.

shesus · 01-04-2006, 08:46 PM

Fremen likes to listen to Erasure. Not only does he know the word to every song, but he dances around in a tutu while singing them loudly.

onodrim · 01-04-2006, 09:18 PM

shesus wears gym shoes.

Fly · 01-05-2006, 05:24 AM

ono kisses girls..........

maleficent · 01-05-2006, 05:25 AM

flyman likes to watch ono kiss girls...

(oh that was kind of a duh wasn't it..

12-30-2005, 02:03 PM	#6601 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil has hallucinations often......... it'll be okay buddy............. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-30-2005, 02:04 PM	#6602 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Fly has multiple personality disorder. He may be schizophrenic, but he'll always have each other... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-30-2005, 02:06 PM	#6603 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	SirLance IS flyman __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

12-30-2005, 06:55 PM	#6605 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	El doesn't really like the idea of flying monkeys. Well, it's not the monkeys per se, it's the monkey bombs she doesn't like. __________________ Google

12-31-2005, 09:47 AM	#6607 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Ben likes banana splits........... see previous secret about Ben's encounters w/ a banana split __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-30-2005, 02:21 PM	#6604 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Mojo is having doubts about his new name and is contemplating changing it to "Betty." (How did you know about the running nekkid with bunnies?)

12-31-2005, 10:01 AM	#6608 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Flyman IS SirLance! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-31-2005, 03:38 PM	#6609 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	SirLance uses raid to fumigate his armpits, yuck! __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

12-31-2005, 04:47 PM	#6610 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Mojo goes to pep rallies for their keen intellectual discourses. __________________ Google

01-02-2006, 09:36 AM	#6611 (permalink)
Dragonknight Insane Location: Hawaii	Uncle phil's third leg is growing out of his back. __________________ Freedom is NOT Free.

01-02-2006, 11:24 AM	#6612 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Dragonknight reads right to left. __________________ Google

01-02-2006, 01:01 PM	#6613 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	Fremen will squirt milk out of his eye if he drinks it too fast. __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

01-02-2006, 01:31 PM	#6614 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	In the song L.A. Woman by The Doors, Jim Morrison actually wrote that about Mojo Risin. Mojo tried to sue Jim, but he lost. __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

01-02-2006, 01:36 PM	#6615 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Johnny Pyro has a cloth Englebert Humperdink used to wipe his forehead with during a show at Casino Rama. It is in a sealed zip-lock bag and only comes out when Johnny is feeling very, very special. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

01-02-2006, 02:16 PM	#6616 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	kramus has difficulty keeping a straight face when he looks at a roll of toilet paper... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-03-2006, 07:06 AM	#6617 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Uncle Phil has difficulty keeping a straight face when he uses toilet paper. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

01-03-2006, 04:27 PM	#6625 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	That green squishy guy never spells February correctly and he is very embarrassed about it. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys Last edited by Daoust; 01-03-2006 at 04:29 PM.. Reason: he beat me to it

01-04-2006, 05:45 AM	#6626 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Daoust is a member of the Keebler Elf crime family. The cookies are a front. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

01-04-2006, 11:32 AM	#6629 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen enjoys collecting Donkey porn... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-03-2006, 07:11 AM	#6618 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Poppinjay collects all of his finger and toenail clippings. He has jars and jars full of them. He believes that one day they will be worth a lot of money. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-03-2006, 01:34 PM	#6619 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	charlie also has difficulty keeping a straight face when he looks at a roll of toilet paper... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 01-03-2006 at 03:44 PM..

01-03-2006, 03:06 PM	#6620 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	uncle phil often refers to his genitals as 'a role of toilet paper' __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

01-03-2006, 03:57 PM	#6621 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Mojo has been observed skipping down the sidewalk, belting out Ethel Merman show songs. Off key, I am sorry to say.

01-03-2006, 03:57 PM	#6622 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Elphaba is MoJo's voice coach! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-03-2006, 03:59 PM	#6623 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	(That would explain why he can't sing)

01-03-2006, 04:26 PM	#6624 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	El likes licking frozen orange juice on Fridays. __________________ Google

01-04-2006, 06:13 AM	#6627 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Poppinjay is hoping to become the Hugh Hefner of Elf Porn... he sees it as an untapped market that needs to be made mainstream... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

01-04-2006, 11:21 AM	#6628 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	mal was once in an Elf porno. She was #1 on the naughty list. __________________ Google

01-04-2006, 12:56 PM	#6630 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Charlatan performs in donkey porn. He always was an ass man. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

01-04-2006, 01:07 PM	#6631 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Poppinjay goes to AA meetings - Ass-men Anonymous

01-04-2006, 01:21 PM	#6632 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Mantus got his amazing artistic ability by signing up for those classes advertised on the backs of matchbooks - "Can you Draw this? " He could... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

01-04-2006, 02:56 PM	#6633 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Maleficent is a maternal AI chat bot.

01-04-2006, 03:13 PM	#6634 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Giant hamburger really IS a giant hamburger. He's from the same galaxy as the intergalactic splunge featured in an episode of "Monty Python's Flying Circus." People thought it was satire. HA! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-04-2006, 05:27 PM	#6635 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sri lanka has never had a cup of tea in his life... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-04-2006, 05:44 PM	#6636 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p plays Twister in his silk sleeper jammies. __________________ Google

01-04-2006, 08:46 PM	#6637 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	Fremen likes to listen to Erasure. Not only does he know the word to every song, but he dances around in a tutu while singing them loudly. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

01-04-2006, 09:18 PM	#6638 (permalink)
onodrim Cosmically Curious Location: Chicago, IL	shesus wears gym shoes. __________________ "The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan

01-05-2006, 05:24 AM	#6639 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ono kisses girls.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-05-2006, 05:25 AM	#6640 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	flyman likes to watch ono kiss girls... (oh that was kind of a duh wasn't it.. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.