12-30-2005, 09:50 PM | #6606 (permalink) | |
Comedian
Location: Use the search button
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Carry on.
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3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis. |
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01-02-2006, 01:31 PM | #6614 (permalink) |
Hey Now!
Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
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In the song L.A. Woman by The Doors, Jim Morrison actually wrote that about Mojo Risin. Mojo tried to sue Jim, but he lost.
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"From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell |
01-02-2006, 01:36 PM | #6615 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Johnny Pyro has a cloth Englebert Humperdink used to wipe his forehead with during a show at Casino Rama. It is in a sealed zip-lock bag and only comes out when Johnny is feeling very, very special.
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And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca |
01-02-2006, 02:16 PM | #6616 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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kramus has difficulty keeping a straight face when he looks at a roll of toilet paper...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
01-03-2006, 07:06 AM | #6617 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Uncle Phil has difficulty keeping a straight face when he uses toilet paper.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
01-03-2006, 07:11 AM | #6618 (permalink) |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Poppinjay collects all of his finger and toenail clippings. He has jars and jars full of them. He believes that one day they will be worth a lot of money.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
01-03-2006, 01:34 PM | #6619 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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charlie also has difficulty keeping a straight face when he looks at a roll of toilet paper...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 01-03-2006 at 03:44 PM.. |
01-03-2006, 04:27 PM | #6625 (permalink) |
"I'm sorry. What was the question?"
Location: Paradise Regained
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That green squishy guy never spells February correctly and he is very embarrassed about it.
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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys Last edited by Daoust; 01-03-2006 at 04:29 PM.. Reason: he beat me to it |
01-04-2006, 05:45 AM | #6626 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Daoust is a member of the Keebler Elf crime family. The cookies are a front.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
01-04-2006, 06:13 AM | #6627 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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Poppinjay is hoping to become the Hugh Hefner of Elf Porn... he sees it as an untapped market that needs to be made mainstream...
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Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
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01-04-2006, 12:56 PM | #6630 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Charlatan performs in donkey porn. He always was an ass man.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
01-04-2006, 01:21 PM | #6632 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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Mantus got his amazing artistic ability by signing up for those classes advertised on the backs of matchbooks - "Can you Draw this? " He could...
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Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
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01-04-2006, 03:13 PM | #6634 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Giant hamburger really IS a giant hamburger. He's from the same galaxy as the intergalactic splunge featured in an episode of "Monty Python's Flying Circus."
People thought it was satire. HA!
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01-04-2006, 05:27 PM | #6635 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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sri lanka has never had a cup of tea in his life...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
01-04-2006, 08:46 PM | #6637 (permalink) |
Fancy
Location: Chicago
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Fremen likes to listen to Erasure. Not only does he know the word to every song, but he dances around in a tutu while singing them loudly.
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Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company |
01-04-2006, 09:18 PM | #6638 (permalink) |
Cosmically Curious
Location: Chicago, IL
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shesus wears gym shoes.
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"The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan |
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