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uncle phil · 12-24-2005, 05:47 PM

and daoust had to show him which page to start with...(double-whammy, fly...ain't seen that in a while, have ya...)

Grasshopper Green · 12-27-2005, 11:54 AM

uncle phil likes to run, laughing maniacally, with scissors.

Poppinjay · 12-27-2005, 12:14 PM

Medusa99 couldn't afford snakes for hair.

uncle phil · 12-27-2005, 01:39 PM

pop drives the beltway against traffic...during rush hour...

Poppinjay · 12-27-2005, 01:53 PM

Phil works at the Paradise Market in what used to be the bad part of town. Then that trendy bar started attracting the yuppies and now Phil has had to add limes to his usual stock of fotties, blunts, and Kools so the damn yuppies can make gimlets and mojitos.

Damn yuppies. He kills them sometimes and stuffs them in his chiffarobe.

Fremen · 12-27-2005, 09:50 PM

Pop knows it was a chiffarobe because he used to be one of the Queer Eye guys, before they kicked him off for being a fraud.

kramus · 12-27-2005, 09:55 PM

Fremen is secretly concerned that his shoes are only growing moss on one side. He stands there for days, in the same spot every time, staring down at them with this one concern filling his mind.

SirLance · 12-28-2005, 08:01 AM

Kramus spent his Christmas eve camped out in line to see "Chronicles of Narnia". It wasn't until morning that he realized the theatre was closed...

BigBen · 12-28-2005, 08:04 AM

Sir Lance's early years were spent playing dress-up. He liked to pretend he was a witch with a pet lion in a wardrobe.

kramus · 12-28-2005, 08:33 AM

BigBen has no wardrobe to play in, but the closet he uses to ride his broomstick in apparentley has another world he would like to explore in it's innermost recesses.

flamingdog · 12-28-2005, 08:54 AM

Kramus enjoys the dish of curried Spam. But he will only eat it once it has been puréed and sifted thoroughly - at least four times - to eliminate stray bone fragments.

MojoRisin · 12-28-2005, 03:29 PM

Every morning flamingdog pours yogurt down his pants and sings "Come all Ye faithful" while watching his Richard Simmons tapes. This does not count as exercise!!

SirLance · 12-28-2005, 03:30 PM

Wicked is actually a Franciscan nun, who prays that the yogurt will be pink today.

uncle phil · 12-28-2005, 05:52 PM

sirlance knows that the yogurt is always pink, but he just won't tell anybody...

Poppinjay · 12-29-2005, 11:15 AM

uncle phil knows why the yogurt is pink and we don't want to know how he knows.

Avoid yogurt for a while.

BigBen · 12-29-2005, 11:24 AM

PoppinJay's employer found his copy of "How to steal from your boss" workbook in his office.

Page 35 explained that smuggling pencils home was easy, if you stored them rectally.

maleficent · 12-29-2005, 11:45 AM

BigBen secretly replaces pencils on his colleagues desks with those pencils he smuggled home.. and laughs maniacally when the colleague chews on said pencil..

MojoRisin · 12-29-2005, 11:59 AM

maleficent is one of Bigben's colleague's and LOVE's to chew the pencil...

Fly · 12-29-2005, 12:07 PM

mojo dons tight leather pants just like jim morrison did.

Fremen · 12-29-2005, 12:57 PM

fly feels an affinity for Morrison. They both like(d) weed....eaters!

Poppinjay · 12-29-2005, 01:11 PM

Fremen tells ribald stories to kids at the library on Fridays. There's a C&D order in place, but he shows up anyways.

maleficent · 12-29-2005, 01:35 PM

Poppinjay hasn't yet learned how to read... so he looks forward to story hour at the library on fridays, especially when Freman tells the stories...

SirLance · 12-29-2005, 01:47 PM

...about Mal's role in the great "Pink Yogurt" scandal...

BigBen · 12-29-2005, 01:56 PM

Sir Lance is four votes away from seceding from the United States.

Poppinjay · 12-29-2005, 02:00 PM

BigBen was a big Prince fan in the 80's, down to wearing the purple jacket and acting all metrosexual before it was cool.

uncle phil · 12-29-2005, 03:26 PM

pop put extra stamps on the envelope when he ordered his latest pair of crotchless sleeper jammies...

Mantus · 12-29-2005, 03:29 PM

Uncle Phill recently came out of a 14 year long prostration induced by the video "Just".

When ask if he knew what the guy said at the end he answered,
"No, I just wanted to belong".

MojoRisin · 12-29-2005, 05:54 PM

Mantus played soccor when he was younger but had to quit because he damaged his balls.

Fly · 12-29-2005, 05:59 PM

mojo drinks milk from the family cats saucer............

fuckin' weirdo...............

Elphaba · 12-29-2005, 07:42 PM

Flyman is actually the son of a Southern Baptist preacher. He ran to Canada after the entire congregation said... "check your fly, man."

His mother said he was always "zipper-challenged."

MojoRisin · 12-30-2005, 02:37 AM

Underneath her wicked exterior Elphaba loves ponies, strawberry shortcakes, fluffy bunnies, and the occasional naked romp in a lovely spring meadow.

alpha phi · 12-30-2005, 02:51 AM

Mojo is on the run from the FBI for being wicked.
he just changed his name,
and got into town about an hour ago.

BigBen · 12-30-2005, 06:12 AM

Alpha Phi only knows two letters of the greek alphabet.

MojoRisin · 12-30-2005, 06:15 AM

BigBen can't tell time and one of his hands is smaller than the other.

DonovanDuVal · 12-30-2005, 07:04 AM

MojoRisin thinks that Father Christmas is a sexy bitch!

It's a beard thing, best not to ask.

Poppinjay · 12-30-2005, 07:13 AM

A hot dog makes DonovanDuVal lose control, not so with his identical cousin.

Fremen · 12-30-2005, 10:54 AM

Poppinjay likes to make biscuits in his shorts.

BigBen · 12-30-2005, 01:03 PM

Fremen has no hair on his genitalia.
He tells women who question this state "I keep it trimmed 'cause it feels better..."

In reality, the hair folicles were destroyed in a tragic accident involving a barber's chair, Ether, 5 monkeys (3 domesticated, 2 wild), a 45 gallon drum of carpenter's glue, and a television tuned to Fox News.

I should know, I was holding the camera.

If Fremen tells you I was masturbating during the event, he is a filthy liar. I was trying to call the police with my cellphone, and he couldn't see that with all of those monkeys glued to him. And he was as high as Flyman on that Ether.

Fly · 12-30-2005, 01:47 PM

fly don't do ether man............

see........Ben sent me the tape of that incident with Fremen......at least so he thought.

what i received in the mail that day was utterly disturbing........there was Ben and "said"monkeys....on my bigscreen having the biggest freakin' banana split i'd ever seen......and..............Ben did use....as i saw with my own two eyes....the banana split as a sexual device on himself........

now you can stop wondering where that tape went Ben.........i got it.

*poor bastard*

uncle phil · 12-30-2005, 01:56 PM

hehe.../me knows the truth...hehe...

12-24-2005, 05:47 PM	#6561 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	and daoust had to show him which page to start with...(double-whammy, fly...ain't seen that in a while, have ya...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-27-2005, 11:54 AM	#6562 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	uncle phil likes to run, laughing maniacally, with scissors. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

12-27-2005, 12:14 PM	#6563 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Medusa99 couldn't afford snakes for hair. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

12-27-2005, 01:39 PM	#6564 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pop drives the beltway against traffic...during rush hour... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-27-2005, 01:53 PM	#6565 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Phil works at the Paradise Market in what used to be the bad part of town. Then that trendy bar started attracting the yuppies and now Phil has had to add limes to his usual stock of fotties, blunts, and Kools so the damn yuppies can make gimlets and mojitos. Damn yuppies. He kills them sometimes and stuffs them in his chiffarobe. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

12-27-2005, 09:50 PM	#6566 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Pop knows it was a chiffarobe because he used to be one of the Queer Eye guys, before they kicked him off for being a fraud. __________________ Google

12-27-2005, 09:55 PM	#6567 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Fremen is secretly concerned that his shoes are only growing moss on one side. He stands there for days, in the same spot every time, staring down at them with this one concern filling his mind. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

12-28-2005, 08:01 AM	#6568 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Kramus spent his Christmas eve camped out in line to see "Chronicles of Narnia". It wasn't until morning that he realized the theatre was closed... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-28-2005, 08:04 AM	#6569 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Sir Lance's early years were spent playing dress-up. He liked to pretend he was a witch with a pet lion in a wardrobe. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

12-28-2005, 08:33 AM	#6570 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	BigBen has no wardrobe to play in, but the closet he uses to ride his broomstick in apparentley has another world he would like to explore in it's innermost recesses. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

12-28-2005, 08:54 AM	#6571 (permalink)
flamingdog Still fighting it.	Kramus enjoys the dish of curried Spam. But he will only eat it once it has been puréed and sifted thoroughly - at least four times - to eliminate stray bone fragments.

12-28-2005, 03:29 PM	#6572 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	Every morning flamingdog pours yogurt down his pants and sings "Come all Ye faithful" while watching his Richard Simmons tapes. This does not count as exercise!! __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

12-28-2005, 03:30 PM	#6573 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Wicked is actually a Franciscan nun, who prays that the yogurt will be pink today. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-28-2005, 05:52 PM	#6574 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sirlance knows that the yogurt is always pink, but he just won't tell anybody... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-29-2005, 11:15 AM	#6575 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	uncle phil knows why the yogurt is pink and we don't want to know how he knows. Avoid yogurt for a while. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

12-29-2005, 11:24 AM	#6576 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	PoppinJay's employer found his copy of "How to steal from your boss" workbook in his office. Page 35 explained that smuggling pencils home was easy, if you stored them rectally. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

12-29-2005, 11:45 AM	#6577 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	BigBen secretly replaces pencils on his colleagues desks with those pencils he smuggled home.. and laughs maniacally when the colleague chews on said pencil.. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

12-29-2005, 11:59 AM	#6578 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	maleficent is one of Bigben's colleague's and LOVE's to chew the pencil... __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

12-29-2005, 12:07 PM	#6579 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	mojo dons tight leather pants just like jim morrison did. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-29-2005, 12:57 PM	#6580 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	fly feels an affinity for Morrison. They both like(d) weed....eaters! __________________ Google

12-29-2005, 01:11 PM	#6581 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Fremen tells ribald stories to kids at the library on Fridays. There's a C&D order in place, but he shows up anyways. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

12-29-2005, 01:35 PM	#6582 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Poppinjay hasn't yet learned how to read... so he looks forward to story hour at the library on fridays, especially when Freman tells the stories... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

12-29-2005, 01:47 PM	#6583 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	...about Mal's role in the great "Pink Yogurt" scandal... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-29-2005, 01:56 PM	#6584 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Sir Lance is four votes away from seceding from the United States. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

12-29-2005, 02:00 PM	#6585 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	BigBen was a big Prince fan in the 80's, down to wearing the purple jacket and acting all metrosexual before it was cool. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

12-29-2005, 03:26 PM	#6586 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pop put extra stamps on the envelope when he ordered his latest pair of crotchless sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-29-2005, 03:29 PM	#6587 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Uncle Phill recently came out of a 14 year long prostration induced by the video "Just". When ask if he knew what the guy said at the end he answered, "No, I just wanted to belong".

12-29-2005, 05:54 PM	#6588 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	Mantus played soccor when he was younger but had to quit because he damaged his balls. __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

12-29-2005, 05:59 PM	#6589 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	mojo drinks milk from the family cats saucer............ fuckin' weirdo............... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-29-2005, 07:42 PM	#6590 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Flyman is actually the son of a Southern Baptist preacher. He ran to Canada after the entire congregation said... "check your fly, man." His mother said he was always "zipper-challenged."

12-30-2005, 02:37 AM	#6591 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	Underneath her wicked exterior Elphaba loves ponies, strawberry shortcakes, fluffy bunnies, and the occasional naked romp in a lovely spring meadow. __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

12-30-2005, 02:51 AM	#6592 (permalink)
alpha phi seeker Location: home	Mojo is on the run from the FBI for being wicked. he just changed his name, and got into town about an hour ago. __________________ All ideas in this communication are sole property of the voices in my head. (C) 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 "The Voices" (TM). All rights reserved.

12-30-2005, 06:12 AM	#6593 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Alpha Phi only knows two letters of the greek alphabet. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

12-30-2005, 06:15 AM	#6594 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	BigBen can't tell time and one of his hands is smaller than the other. __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

12-30-2005, 07:04 AM	#6595 (permalink)
DonovanDuVal Crazy Location: UK	MojoRisin thinks that Father Christmas is a sexy bitch! It's a beard thing, best not to ask. __________________ "I've been Donovan DuVal. Take care of yourselves, and each other."