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Fremen has no hair on his genitalia.
He tells women who question this state "I keep it trimmed 'cause it feels better..."
In reality, the hair folicles were destroyed in a tragic accident involving a barber's chair, Ether, 5 monkeys (3 domesticated, 2 wild), a 45 gallon drum of carpenter's glue, and a television tuned to Fox News.
I should know, I was holding the camera.
If Fremen tells you I was masturbating during the event, he is a filthy liar. I was trying to call the police with my cellphone, and he couldn't see that with all of those monkeys glued to him. And he was as high as Flyman on that Ether.
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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