12-24-2005, 05:47 PM | #6561 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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and daoust had to show him which page to start with...(double-whammy, fly...ain't seen that in a while, have ya...)
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12-27-2005, 11:54 AM | #6562 (permalink) |
...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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uncle phil likes to run, laughing maniacally, with scissors.
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12-27-2005, 12:14 PM | #6563 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Medusa99 couldn't afford snakes for hair.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
12-27-2005, 01:39 PM | #6564 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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pop drives the beltway against traffic...during rush hour...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-27-2005, 01:53 PM | #6565 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Phil works at the Paradise Market in what used to be the bad part of town. Then that trendy bar started attracting the yuppies and now Phil has had to add limes to his usual stock of fotties, blunts, and Kools so the damn yuppies can make gimlets and mojitos.
Damn yuppies. He kills them sometimes and stuffs them in his chiffarobe.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
12-27-2005, 09:55 PM | #6567 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Fremen is secretly concerned that his shoes are only growing moss on one side. He stands there for days, in the same spot every time, staring down at them with this one concern filling his mind.
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12-28-2005, 08:01 AM | #6568 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Kramus spent his Christmas eve camped out in line to see "Chronicles of Narnia". It wasn't until morning that he realized the theatre was closed...
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12-28-2005, 08:04 AM | #6569 (permalink) |
Comedian
Location: Use the search button
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Sir Lance's early years were spent playing dress-up. He liked to pretend he was a witch with a pet lion in a wardrobe.
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12-28-2005, 08:33 AM | #6570 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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BigBen has no wardrobe to play in, but the closet he uses to ride his broomstick in apparentley has another world he would like to explore in it's innermost recesses.
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12-28-2005, 03:29 PM | #6572 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.
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Every morning flamingdog pours yogurt down his pants and sings "Come all Ye faithful" while watching his Richard Simmons tapes. This does not count as exercise!!
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Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!" |
12-28-2005, 05:52 PM | #6574 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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sirlance knows that the yogurt is always pink, but he just won't tell anybody...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-29-2005, 11:15 AM | #6575 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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uncle phil knows why the yogurt is pink and we don't want to know how he knows.
Avoid yogurt for a while.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
12-29-2005, 11:24 AM | #6576 (permalink) |
Comedian
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PoppinJay's employer found his copy of "How to steal from your boss" workbook in his office.
Page 35 explained that smuggling pencils home was easy, if you stored them rectally.
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12-29-2005, 11:45 AM | #6577 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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BigBen secretly replaces pencils on his colleagues desks with those pencils he smuggled home.. and laughs maniacally when the colleague chews on said pencil..
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12-29-2005, 01:11 PM | #6581 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Fremen tells ribald stories to kids at the library on Fridays. There's a C&D order in place, but he shows up anyways.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
12-29-2005, 01:35 PM | #6582 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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Poppinjay hasn't yet learned how to read... so he looks forward to story hour at the library on fridays, especially when Freman tells the stories...
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12-29-2005, 02:00 PM | #6585 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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BigBen was a big Prince fan in the 80's, down to wearing the purple jacket and acting all metrosexual before it was cool.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
12-29-2005, 03:26 PM | #6586 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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pop put extra stamps on the envelope when he ordered his latest pair of crotchless sleeper jammies...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-30-2005, 02:37 AM | #6591 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.
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Underneath her wicked exterior Elphaba loves ponies, strawberry shortcakes, fluffy bunnies, and the occasional naked romp in a lovely spring meadow.
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Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!" |
12-30-2005, 02:51 AM | #6592 (permalink) |
seeker
Location: home
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Mojo is on the run from the FBI for being wicked.
he just changed his name, and got into town about an hour ago.
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12-30-2005, 07:13 AM | #6596 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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A hot dog makes DonovanDuVal lose control, not so with his identical cousin.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
12-30-2005, 01:03 PM | #6598 (permalink) |
Comedian
Location: Use the search button
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Fremen has no hair on his genitalia.
He tells women who question this state "I keep it trimmed 'cause it feels better..." In reality, the hair folicles were destroyed in a tragic accident involving a barber's chair, Ether, 5 monkeys (3 domesticated, 2 wild), a 45 gallon drum of carpenter's glue, and a television tuned to Fox News. I should know, I was holding the camera. If Fremen tells you I was masturbating during the event, he is a filthy liar. I was trying to call the police with my cellphone, and he couldn't see that with all of those monkeys glued to him. And he was as high as Flyman on that Ether.
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3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis. |
12-30-2005, 01:47 PM | #6599 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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fly don't do ether man............
see........Ben sent me the tape of that incident with Fremen......at least so he thought. what i received in the mail that day was utterly disturbing........there was Ben and "said"monkeys....on my bigscreen having the biggest freakin' banana split i'd ever seen......and..............Ben did use....as i saw with my own two eyes....the banana split as a sexual device on himself........ now you can stop wondering where that tape went Ben.........i got it. *poor bastard* |
12-30-2005, 01:56 PM | #6600 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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hehe.../me knows the truth...hehe...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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