uncle phil

pj has his name embroidered on his sleeper jammies...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BigBen

Uncle Phil once attended a BDSM party by mistake.

He is really into Boston Distributed Sports Machines(tm), and showed up with a pitching machine once used by the Red Sox batting coach. The night did not end well; it took the trauma surgeons 16 hours to remove the baseballs from his rectum and intestinal tract.

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3.141592654
Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

Charlatan

On weekends BigBen gets together with his platoon and to knit doillies. They are a big hit at the women's auxillary.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

maleficent

Charlatan is the founding member of the women's auxiliary in Toronto. they make weekly trips to Chippendales and he's developed a love for Quiche and women's magazines that tell him he's not good enough dammit, but will show him how to achieve sexual pleasure...

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uncle phil

mal dreams of monster trucks...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SirLance

Uncle Phil dreams of truck monsters...

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Braingrenade

SirLance likes his coffee cold, injected right into the veins.

BigBen

Braingrenade served as Fidel Castro's hairstylist from 1964 - 1973. He kept the beard look longer than necessary, and was eventually fired for recommending the upcoming new hairstyle "The Mullet" to el Presidente.

Once exiled, Braingrenade went on a pilgrimage to find the elusive Mullet, and wound up in a Hairstyle convent in the deep southern US states. He taught his new style to all who would listen.

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3.141592654
Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

maleficent

When BigBen is done with the army.. he's going to use the GI bill and enroll in Beauty School, where he will achieve his life long goal of being able to have a hair style named after him...

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Poppinjay

BigBen participated in an ancient fapping ritual when he was a teenager. It was suppsed to cure acne. Instead, he got hairy palms.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Giant Hamburger

Poppinjay is wearing my shirt right now and nothing else.
As is Maleficent!

Charlatan

Giant Hamburger's deepest darkest secret is, vienna sausage...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

maleficent

giant hamburger's post scares me... poppin' and i are wearing the same shirt -- together? poor poppin...

charlatan has a secret, that's not so secret any more, obsession wiht little sausages.. i'm honestly not sure why.. ;0

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Sultana

Mal recently got off scott-free for trying to hire an undercover cop to kill a houseful of men for a wheel of cheese (Gosh, I'm starting to laugh out loud just typing this).
Naw just kidding. No one would ever try to do that...
Trying to come up with something more realistic...

I'm afraid Mal's secret is a well-worn Sugar-Plum Fairy costume hanging in the back of her closet...

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

rlbond86

Sultana is naked right now.

Mantus

rlbond86 knows this because he is under her windown

(I am so jealous)

SirLance

And mantus is taking pictures of rlbond86 peeping in Sultana's window...

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

uncle phil

sirlance needs to get freakin' home...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

SirLance is actually a member of the Very Special Forces, who deploy to spots that aren't so much troubled as exceptional in C-130S Short planes.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

top ain't quite too quick...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Giant Hamburger

Uncle Phil ages scotch in his alimentary canal.

Tophat665

Giant Hamburger is neither from Hamburg, nor particularly large.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Naked Communist

Tophat has a picture of Patrick Stewart hanging over his bed.

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We are ensnared by the wisdom of the serpent; we are freed by the foolishness of God.

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...inside the museums infinity goes up on trial. Voices echo "this is what salvation must be like after a while"...

SirLance

Naked Communist is actually a fully clothed Republican.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

reiii

SirLance thinks Blade Runner is pretentious and too 80s

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"Jombe? The chocolate icing" -hedonism bot

Tophat665

reiii gets exceptionally turned on when viewing a Bugs Bunny cartoon wherein Bugs dresses in drag

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Fly

Top serves his guests their drinks in a tall glass with ice.........and after he stirred them with his johnson.

atta boy Top.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Charlatan

flyman is a minister at his local Anglican Church... he just plays flyman on the Internet to "blow off some steam".

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

i'm not even gonna get into what Charley likes to blow off

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Tophat665

Dude, that's why they're called Highballs.

// Now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

top once sent jenna a birthday card...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Poppinjay

Uncle Phil had a makeout session with Carol Channing at Club 54 in the 70's.

Of course there was blow involved.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

uncle phil

hehe...and pop was involved in the blow...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle phil has a troop of monkeys dressed in sleeper jammies in his basement rumpus room, ready to deploy at a moments notice.

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Google

BigBen

Fremen was attacked by said monkeys, and when preparing his defence accidentally decided on his "Banana Jammies" for battle dress.

Rehabilitation specialists say he will walk again, but the stutter will surely persist.

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3.141592654
Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

uncle phil

that "rehabilitation specialist," good ol' BigBen his own self, lies...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil sewed a banana into the front of his sleeper jammies, just to impress the gals down at the bingo hall.....

SirLance

PaddyJoe knows this because he is the Caller at the bingo hall. He also knows that a banana won't do. You need a summer sausage...

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Grasshopper Green

SirLance owns a lot of stock in a prominent summer sausage company.

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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa

JumpinJesus

medussa watches "The Nightmare Before Christmas" at least twice a day. During one viewing, she pretends to be Jack. During the second viewing, she pretends to be the Oogie Boogie.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses