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Uncle Phil once attended a BDSM party by mistake.
He is really into Boston Distributed Sports Machines(tm), and showed up with a pitching machine once used by the Red Sox batting coach. The night did not end well; it took the trauma surgeons 16 hours to remove the baseballs from his rectum and intestinal tract.
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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