Mal recently got off scott-free for trying to hire an undercover cop to kill a houseful of men for a wheel of cheese (Gosh, I'm starting to laugh out loud just typing this).
Naw just kidding. No one would ever try to do that...
Trying to come up with something more realistic...
I'm afraid Mal's secret is a well-worn Sugar-Plum Fairy costume hanging in the back of her closet...
__________________
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -
Matt Groening
My goal? To fulfill my potential.
|