11-08-2005, 11:56 AM | #6442 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: UK
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Fremen has a morbid fear of slime monsters. His avatar is a form of direct, aggressive therapy, forcing him to confront his fears every time he writes a post.
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Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom". (From a random shot in the dark by SirLance) |
11-08-2005, 12:14 PM | #6443 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom." They are the only people who went to see the movie...
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11-08-2005, 12:18 PM | #6444 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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SirLance has the fever for Bob Ross. He gets a happy little tree in his pants whenever he watches the videos.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
11-08-2005, 12:38 PM | #6445 (permalink) |
Comedian
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Poppinjay uses this site to add to his collection of witty insults; He uses these one liners against his fellow classmates..... IN KINDERGARTEN!!!!
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3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis. |
11-08-2005, 12:46 PM | #6446 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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BigBen's name isn't really Ben...and, as luck would have it, he really ain't all that big, either.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
11-08-2005, 01:05 PM | #6450 (permalink) | |
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So this is what it sounds like..... when doves cry...... Sir Lance is a Big Prince fan, so much so that he also changed his name to a symbol. The court ordered him to change it back when they saw it;
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3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis. |
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11-08-2005, 05:38 PM | #6453 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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sirlance has stolen three pair of my own personal sleeper jammies, and my feet are getting cold at night...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-09-2005, 06:40 AM | #6454 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Uncle Phil cried when he saw, "Muppets Take Manhattan".
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
11-09-2005, 08:03 AM | #6455 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Poppinjay was so overcome when Tommy found a Mommy in "Rugrats in Paris" that he had to leave the theatre, lest his sobbing disturb the other patrons.
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11-09-2005, 01:02 PM | #6456 (permalink) | |
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Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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Sir Lance knows entirely too much about the plot of the rugrats movie, he is their number 1 fan..
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11-10-2005, 11:18 AM | #6458 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Geraldo has a whole file on SirLance, that he keeps filed under HERMAPHRODITE.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
11-16-2005, 04:09 PM | #6459 (permalink) |
Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Indigestible material left in Poppinjay after a large meal such as teeth, skulls, claws, and feathers are too dangerous to pass through the rest of his digestive tract. To safely excrete this material, Poppinjay's gizzard compacts the mass into a tight pellet that he discretely regurgitates.
This can be awkward in some social settings. |
11-16-2005, 04:33 PM | #6460 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Giant Hamburger likes to pretend he is made out of ground owl rather than ground beef.
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11-16-2005, 05:37 PM | #6462 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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/me thinks elphaba is not really "wicked..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-16-2005, 07:33 PM | #6463 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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/ me thinks Uncle Phil really is Marilyn Monroe. Age has been rough on our beauty.
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11-17-2005, 05:31 PM | #6464 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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top wears hats without brims, when he thinks no one is looking...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-17-2005, 07:24 PM | #6466 (permalink) | |
Deja Moo
Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA
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Uncle phil is actually a chicken stricken with bird flu, due to an unhappy encounter with a witch that really, really can be wicked. Sometimes.
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12-01-2005, 05:29 PM | #6467 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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Elphaba eats tapioca pudding...for lunch...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-02-2005, 06:45 AM | #6470 (permalink) |
Comedian
Location: Use the search button
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Sir Lance Proposed to "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena", but she said no. He was also an usher at her and Paddy Joe's wedding, and cried like a little girl when the Minister asked if anyone objected. It was a tense scene, but Paddy Joe gave Sir Lance "The Look", and Sir Lance backed off fast.
He got really drunk at the reception, and french kissed Paddy Joe's mom. On Stage. While Stairway to Heaven was playing. It was creepy.
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3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis. |
12-02-2005, 06:50 AM | #6471 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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/me stares at BigBen...
The Canadian Army is apparantly code for Canadian Nut House to be able to come up with such a scenario above. BigBen's imaginatin is the new secret weapon for the army... :giggles at the thought of it:
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12-02-2005, 08:46 AM | #6472 (permalink) | |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Mal secretely administers psychoactive drugs to pigeons as part of a vast, secret experiment, funded by the Canadian army...
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12-02-2005, 12:26 PM | #6474 (permalink) |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Paddyjoe gets his preternaturally soft and wrinkle free skin, not by bathing in Guinness (as was earlier suspected), rather the big secret is that PJ is just a great big, hairy baby.
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12-02-2005, 01:23 PM | #6475 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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charlie keeps a pair of sleeper jammies in his suitcase...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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