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minyn 12-03-2003 03:37 PM

Niceguy is out to get people drunk!!! hehe

i like the idea

ForgottenKnight 12-03-2003 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
Niceguy is out to get people drunk!!! hehe

i like the idea

Of course I am! What do you expect from the barkeep? :lol:

If you like the idea then just come right on over here at any time, and I'll hook you up...in more ways than one... ;)

iktoweya 12-04-2003 01:33 PM

/me watches as the bear walks up to the bar

Minx 12-05-2003 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
OK, Minx, you ready for a very thorough scratching? I think I'm ready again. :p

Oh, that's right. Minx needs to figure out a new IT.

So hurry back so I can finish. :lol:

Oh I am so ready for a good back scratch! mmmmmmm and oh god yes Angel we have to keep this sweetie around! :D I'll pick a new "it" once I'm all happy and relaxed!

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
/me watches as the bear walks up to the bar
Hmmmm maybe Niceguy should bring our furry friend one of these....

http://www.5ok.inforser.ru/projects/...ear_beer-2.gif

I hope he's friendly! ;)

iktoweya 12-05-2003 01:38 PM

of course he's friendly he is my friend jacob. jacob the bear but he only speaks greek. ikky says "hey whats up jacob" (in greek of course)

G_Whiz 12-05-2003 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Oh I am so ready for a good back scratch! mmmmmmm and oh god yes Angel we have to keep this sweetie around! :D I'll pick a new "it" once I'm all happy and relaxed!

*G_Whiz slips up behind Minx. He begins to scratch her back from the small of the back and straight up the spine. At the shoulders, G_Whiz pulls himself closer and rhythmically tenses and relaxes Minx's shoulders. Then he draws his fingernails slowly down her back and starts up her sides (no tickling) and around...*

What do you think, Minx. Want the full treatment?? This thread is NSFW, remember... :suave: :D

Now, what were you saying about an IT? Do we really need one right now???

ForgottenKnight 12-05-2003 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
of course he's friendly he is my friend jacob. jacob the bear but he only speaks greek. ikky says "hey whats up jacob" (in greek of course)
...O--ka--y...somebody's had too many...but not enough to pass out yet... so here, drink some more!
NiceGuy slides iktoweya a bottle of Gentalman Jacks, a bottle of Captain Morgan's, and a shot glass.

Astrocloud 12-05-2003 04:49 PM

With the exception of the bear label... this page needs more color... Please hand me that bottle of Morgan's Reserve... a cherry coke and a tumbler would do nicely as well.

http://www.wedgeworld.com/rum/images/morgans_JPG.jpg

ForgottenKnight 12-05-2003 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
With the exception of the bear label... this page needs more color... Please hand me that bottle of Morgan's Reserve... a cherry coke and a tumbler would do nicely as well.

Sure! Mix a round for all!
NiceGuy passes him the requested items.

iktoweya 12-06-2003 01:06 AM

i wont pass out unless i get something above 150p other than that ill just be stumbling around every where so ill gladly accept your bottles and drink from them.

/me goes under water next to Minx

that looks like it needs scratchin :D

Astrocloud 12-06-2003 01:08 AM

*Astrogli... I mean Astrocloud gets a little drunk and then lights a joint. The Morgans and Coke are ready and available for anyone who wants one...*

"Anyone want a hit of this?"

*Holds the joint out as if to pass -but first takes a long ass hit off of it.*

http://untruenews.com/unimages/joint.jpg

ForgottenKnight 12-06-2003 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
"Anyone want a hit of this?"

*Holds the joint out as if to pass -but first takes a long ass hit off of it.*

NiceGuy sees the smoke from the joint, reaches under the bar, pulls out a fire extinguisher, carefully reads the directions, stands 10 feet away from Astrocloud, and sprays him and his joint! :lol:

"That'll teach you to smoke that shit around me! Smoking's only allowed in designated areas, and anywhere around me is not a desingated area!"

Astrocloud 12-06-2003 09:44 AM

*Astrocloud is already stoned and plays in the fire-extinguisher.*

torgone 12-06-2003 10:10 AM

The fire-extinguisher icing on this drink adds just the right touch. Thanks.

*Slides back into the hot tub, tries to find a spot on a female that's not getting scratched . .*

MacGnG 12-06-2003 12:21 PM

whats goin on? some crazy nonsense as usual i suppose? YAY sounds fun :D weeee
/me slides into hot tub and looks for the sexy ladies....

***who is it, are we even still playing tag?

Minx 12-06-2003 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
*G_Whiz slips up behind Minx. He begins to scratch her back from the small of the back and straight up the spine. At the shoulders, G_Whiz pulls himself closer and rhythmically tenses and relaxes Minx's shoulders. Then he draws his fingernails slowly down her back and starts up her sides (no tickling) and around...*

What do you think, Minx. Want the full treatment?? This thread is NSFW, remember... :suave: :D

Now, what were you saying about an IT? Do we really need one right now???

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm GW I just LOVE that! Run your fingernails down my back again....oh ya! A little lower please! :D

*purrrrrrrr*

I am enjoying this way to much to go look for a new it!

iktoweya 12-06-2003 08:11 PM

I'll be it

jumps out the hot tub

pick me pick me

Minx 12-06-2003 08:30 PM

Minx reaches out and slaps iktoweya's butt...... you my darling are it....go forth and have fun!

:D

Now back to my back scratch....mmmm....

minyn 12-07-2003 01:40 AM

mmm catipion mo's! yummy nes

ForgottenKnight 12-07-2003 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
mmm catipion mo's! yummy nes
Looks like I've gotten another one drunk!
NiceGuy puts another mark on the bar's back wall... one mark for each drunkard... lots of marks in this tag game...:D

iktoweya 12-07-2003 07:43 PM

ikky wasnt expecting a slap on the ass but ill take what i can get :D

looking across the faces in the crowd i notice SiN on the other side of the party looking quiet and innocent all by herself.

slowing moving around in the crowd i sneak up to her and tap her on the shoulder. Engaging in a small conversation on thermo-nuclear physics i proceed to tell her she is IT and run off

Minx 12-07-2003 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
ikky wasnt expecting a slap on the ass but ill take what i can get :D
Well it's a cute ass....I just couldn't help myself! :D

Hey Angel.....I think I found a couple pics of the hot tub and .... us? :lol:

http://www.mauisurfnturf.com/homes/olowalu/hot-tub.jpg
This sure looks like a the perfect place for us to all be playing!

http://www.dreamingdogent.com/blonde/hot%20tub.jpg
Ummm...hmmmmmmm! :lol:

Oh goodie....SiN is it! She is so much fun to play with! ;)

iktoweya 12-08-2003 10:27 PM

wow a whole day just past at the party an everyone just stood still hrm /me slaps Minx on the ass (not to hard though because she is tender)

G_Whiz 12-09-2003 01:10 PM

So I've been gone for a couple of days to be sure that I didn't give anyone my cold. Did yah miss me???

So, we have a new IT. Did anyone PM SiN to be sure that the new IT was properly informed of their duties?

OK, Minx and Angel, now that I am back, how do you want to proceed?? Are back scratches still desired?? Or maybe it's your turn to do me... :D

iktoweya 12-09-2003 01:52 PM

yes i did i informed her that she was it and hopefully she will come and play with us

G_Whiz 12-09-2003 03:05 PM

Thanks iktoweya. I always tend to ask when the tags aren't coming fast and furious.

It would be nice of SiN would come and play with us. This is definitely a coed game. :lol:

Minx 12-09-2003 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
So I've been gone for a couple of days to be sure that I didn't give anyone my cold. Did yah miss me???

OK, Minx and Angel, now that I am back, how do you want to proceed?? Are back scratches still desired?? Or maybe it's your turn to do me... :D

Of course we missed you sweetie! :icare:

Here....bend over and we'll do you. Oh wait.....I think that came out wrong! :lol:

G_Whiz 12-09-2003 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Of course we missed you sweetie! :icare:

Here....bend over and we'll do you. Oh wait.....I think that came out wrong! :lol:

Damn!!!! I thought I had you there for a minute. :D

Now, how about I scratch your FRONT?? :crazy:

G_Whiz 12-10-2003 04:45 PM

Minx, Angel.... Where are you??? Can you come out to play??? :(

Hmmmmmm. They seem to have wandered off. Any other ladies want a back (or anything else) scratched??? :suave:

Litespeed 12-11-2003 03:17 PM

*pokes her head into the "tag" party scene for a bit*

Geesh, this place is out of control!
*makes to run away but gets distracted by the pretty view*
Hey Minx, where's that house and spa? I want one!

iktoweya 12-11-2003 04:18 PM

wonders if SiN is going to come out and play or if someone else should be tagged hrm it makes me wonder it really makes me wonder

G_Whiz 12-11-2003 04:26 PM

Hey. Litespeed... Welcome to the TAG game party.

Do you want your back scratched?? I'm told that I am pretty good at it. :)

Of course, you have to get naked and climb in the hot tub with the rest of us. :D

Litespeed 12-12-2003 01:07 PM

errrrr... thanks for the offer G_whiz!
I think I'll stick with Hal though...

*swiftly runs to the next forum*

G_Whiz 12-12-2003 01:37 PM

Darn, I scared her off. :( I wasn't going to do anything untoward.

After all, no one here wants to piss off the Grand Poobah!!!

SiN 12-13-2003 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
wonders if SiN is going to come out and play or if someone else should be tagged....
hihii....nah, i'm here...finally. i just got kinda lost in that Teleportation Device you'd sent for me :D :p

now that i've found my way back to Earth...and to our lovely Game of Tag...
....i need....someone...to...TAG. hrm...

Quote:

Originally posted by Litespeed

*swiftly runs to the next forum*

hahaa...you think we'll let you just run away like that? :eek:

Of course not! :D

Yer IT, sweety :icare:

Litespeed 12-13-2003 04:05 AM

Oh dear! I'm IT!
What am I going to do about it?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I think I'll tag...
WhoaitsZ!

You're IT WhoaitsZ.

*runs away again*

WhoaitsZ 12-13-2003 10:13 AM

heheh i feel popular.

i tag my buddt pal GakFace

GakFace 12-13-2003 11:01 AM

Hmm... I'm IT? Like... Cousin IT?... My hairs a bit....
/me puts on wig.
hmmm oh yeah I need to speak incoherent talk, but no booze around... Hey Z, Come over here and type something up... ANYTHING... it'll look incoherent enough :D

Hmm seeing how he just wheeled down that hill over there goin' 60....
/me Tackles Seretogis! TAG! YOU'RE IT!


/me runs faster than the wind.

seretogis 12-13-2003 11:15 AM

*pounces on The Original King, tigger-style*

*runs away*

G_Whiz 12-13-2003 01:03 PM

WOW, the tags are coming fast and furious... This is great. :crazy: :thumbsup:

Now, first I scared off Litespeed :( and now it looks like Angel and Minx have disappeared. Could this require a post in the Paranoid Forum????

*G_Whiz sits alone in the hottub and sulks while pondering the mysteries of the universe*


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