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G_Whiz 10-07-2003 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
im going to Angel, i dont know if Niceguy will be able to lick me clean.....

Don't worry minyn, NiceGuy will have plenty of help from the rest of us. What's the point to an orgy if we can't all enjoy the fruits of our labors?? :lol:

OK, Angel and Minx, you start at one end, GS and I will start at the other. We can lick to the middle. :D

Oh, BTW, is the TAG game still going on??? :crazy:

Minx 10-07-2003 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Don't worry minyn, NiceGuy will have plenty of help from the rest of us. What's the point to an orgy if we can't all enjoy the fruits of our labors?? :lol:

OK, Angel and Minx, you start at one end, GS and I will start at the other. We can lick to the middle. :D

Oh, BTW, is the TAG game still going on??? :crazy:

We were playing tag? :lol:

G_Whiz 10-07-2003 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
We were playing tag? :lol:

I know that we were at one time. I'm not so sure anymore. ;)

GSRIDER 10-07-2003 08:38 AM

Oh wait, Minx is pool side. I think I'll lend my "expertise" to her. I love the she giggles when I hit her sweet spot.

Giant Hamburger 10-07-2003 09:02 AM

Hail Citizens!

En route from Nebula M78, Giant Hamburger was escorting the captured monster Seabohzu to the Space Graveyard when he collided with an earth space ship piloted by Science Patrol officer Bernadette. Out of compassion, the interplanetary hamburger combined his cosmic energy with the fatally wounded Bernadette, so that the Science Patrol officer might live. As she was safely returned to Earth she whispered the words, “you are it.”

I now must return to my intergalactic responsibilities but before I do I shall select Snoogans as my successor. You, my friend, are now “It.” Please, use this power only for the cause of good.
-GH

G_Whiz 10-07-2003 09:34 AM

Ahhhh. The GH appeared.

I guess we are still playing TAG. :D

*G_Whiz returns to his tongue work.* Ummmm, tasty.

ForgottenKnight 10-07-2003 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
im going to Angel, i dont know if Niceguy will be able to lick me clean.....
...You highly underestimate me...

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Don't worry minyn, NiceGuy will have plenty of help from the rest of us. What's the point to an orgy if we can't all enjoy the fruits of our labors?? :lol:

...I don't need the help, but I'm a nice guy, so I'll share... but only if minyn doesn't mind...

minyn 10-07-2003 03:02 PM

i cannot believe im getting passed around now =P

Minx 10-07-2003 03:40 PM

Don't worry Minyn....I know you are in good hands (ummm err tongue, that is) with NiceGuy but as a relative new-comer to our esteemed game we will make sure you are safe and sound! :)

GS honey are you going to come over here and make sure I don't get all lonesome by myself? :D

Oh...and who the heck did the Grand Burger tag as it again? :lol:

G_Whiz 10-07-2003 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
i cannot believe im getting passed around now =P

Relax and enjoy it minyn. This is the safest group grope you'll ever find. :D

Minx, who said you were alone? Just because you've been a little absent (is that like being a little pregnant?) doesn't mean that you can escape my minstrations!!! :icare:

Snoogans is the IT. Everyone beware. :hmm:

ForgottenKnight 10-07-2003 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Don't worry Minyn....I know you are in good hands (ummm err tongue, that is) with NiceGuy but as a relative new-comer to our esteemed game we will make sure you are safe and sound! :)

Yeah, you're in safe hands, tongue, and everything else with me;)

ForgottenKnight 10-07-2003 08:34 PM

(haha! i am minyn on niceguys computer!) and he's making me a smoothie! i feel special! "no alcohol chief, i have homework to do.... and no youre name is not homework!"

Delicious.

Snoogans 10-07-2003 09:01 PM

First of all I would like to give thanks to Mr. Hamburger for bestowing onto me this great honour, I shall try my hardest to use this power only for the good of mankind.

After careful reviewing of the "Have you ever been it?" thread, I believe I found someone truly worthy of the title...



HAWKEYE! You are now it, enjoy.

hawkeye 10-07-2003 09:26 PM

hanging around for 24 pages, and Finally! Thank you, snoogans, I now know what true power is, holding the fate of many in the palm of my hand......
I think I'd rather have a drink, hey, NiceGuy, you still tarbending?
(oh, umm....YourNeverThere, you're It!)

ForgottenKnight 10-07-2003 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hawkeye
hanging around for 24 pages, and Finally! Thank you, snoogans, I now know what true power is, holding the fate of many in the palm of my hand......
I think I'd rather have a drink, hey, NiceGuy, you still tarbending?
(oh, umm....YourNeverThere, you're It!)

Glad you've finally recieved your chance to be it! The bar's been self serve since minyn got here :suave: ....I needed to get out from behind the bar anyways... to live this thread to it's fullest...

NiceGuy contines to be happily distracted by minyn. :icare: :love:

hawkeye 10-08-2003 06:57 AM

Self serve it is then.

*as hawkeye reaches behind the bar for something cold, he starts singing....

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
'Til they got a hold of me.
I opened doors for little old ladies,
I helped the blind to see.
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm feeling mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy,
No more Mister Clean,
No more Mister Nice Guy,
They say he's sick, he's obscene.

Midlandmadman 10-08-2003 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snoogans


After careful reviewing of the "Have you ever been it?" thread, I believe I found someone truly worthy of the title...



HAWKEYE! You are now it, enjoy.




Hey a thread I started finally has made a difference!!!!!! I feel so special.

GSRIDER 10-08-2003 09:51 AM

Minx... may I have this dance?

Minx 10-08-2003 11:14 AM

Sure but I think we need a slow dance please! :D

GSRIDER 10-08-2003 11:31 AM

DJ.... play me something with soul and something slow.

Pulls minx in with a twirl and a spin.

G_Whiz 10-08-2003 01:17 PM

Hey, Angel. If they're starting slow dancing, would you like to take a twirl??

BTW, I hope that YourNeverThere doesn't live up to that name. :lol:

Minx 10-08-2003 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GSRIDER
DJ.... play me something with soul and something slow.

Pulls minx in with a twirl and a spin.

All right! I love a guy who can dance with some style!

Angel 10-08-2003 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Hey, Angel. If they're starting slow dancing, would you like to take a twirl??

BTW, I hope that YourNeverThere doesn't live up to that name. :lol:

Yeah, what the hell. But ya can't twirl me too much cuz the tequila has me all spinnin' in my head n stuff. :)

*Hops out of pool and drys off and glides over to G_Whiz (as gracefully as a drunk Angel can) and places her hand out*

G_Whiz 10-08-2003 02:59 PM

*G_Whiz takes Angel's hand and pulls her close. Then he leads her into a smooth waltz*

Ahhhhh, Angel, even tipsy you dance well and you feel sooooooo good in my arms. :suave: :icare:

YourNeverThere 10-08-2003 06:55 PM

Hey, everyone I'm here, this time I didn't lose, last time I was tagged I totally lost, and it hurt. Anyway.....ummmm I'm going to tag Worlds King

World's King 10-08-2003 06:56 PM

*sets his beer down long enough to tag GSRIDER*

ForgottenKnight 10-08-2003 07:33 PM

...slow dancing...ballroom style....

"Milady minyn, may I have this dance?" NiceGuy asks while genlty holding out his right hand and taking a small bow.

GSRIDER 10-09-2003 06:18 AM

Don't bother me while I'm dancing. Every ounce of my soul is pouring out of my eyes and staring into the heart of Minx.

Bring her in closer... stretchhhh out my arm and SLIMM is now it.

I sway with the music, Minx's body radiating heat against mine..... I'm in heaven.

Minx 10-09-2003 09:00 AM

:) GS you dance wonderfully!!!!

*Snuggles in close and hopes that she doesn't get tagged for a while so she can enjoy the dance.

G_Whiz 10-09-2003 09:02 AM

Wow, it seems that the orgy is over. Now we're all pairing off.

Sounds good to me. :D

GSRIDER 10-09-2003 09:41 AM

To hear such words....

and dip 2,3,4

Midnight_Son 10-09-2003 10:11 AM

Tired of being ignored, cnor slips out the back.

10-09-2003 11:35 AM

wow,an entire room full of complete strangers dancing away not paying any attanetion to the new guy who has become "IT"!!!

*i go running through the room tagging anyone and everyone i can get my hands on

G_WHIZ
nice guy
angle
minx
gsrider
Midlandmadman
minyn
71 classic

and in all the cuonfusion NOONE is quite sure who is now it!


ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE NOW "IT"

GSRIDER 10-09-2003 11:44 AM

Get back here SLIMM and play it right.

You dishonor my name by playing it this way. Do you think I vouched for you so you could tag everybody??

/kisses SLIMM on cheek.

I knew it was you... you betrayed me.

Now do the right thing.... or I De-It you.

G_Whiz 10-09-2003 12:30 PM

Thanks GS for trying to SLIMM in line. It's nice to see someone take responsibilty for the folk they introduce.

Now, SLIMM... You need to straighten this out. If we are all IT, then no one can tag anyone else here or we all go out and tag new folk, who will then come in and tag the rest of us. :crazy:

So, I am with GS. Pick one IT and lets get on with the game.

*G_Whiz gets off his soapbox and resumes a very close dance with Angel*

Angel, do you tango?? We can always get one started if you want to.

10-09-2003 12:33 PM

*slimm hangs his head in shame as he has disgraced his tf family!*

i apologize to every one

bartender,round of drinks for the whole house on me!

and i tag
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G_WHIZ for setting me straight!

GSRIDER 10-09-2003 12:47 PM

/chuckles Those crazy tilted kids.

At the end of the next song EVERYONE must switch partners!!!!

G_Whiz 10-09-2003 01:44 PM

I guess I asked for that. :lol:

Since I now have the distinct honor of being the great IT, I must ponder carefully my selection.

The last time I was it, I tagged Minx. So no fair repeating.
Since I am dancing with Angel, it would be too easy.
Hmmm, maybe someone new.


I know... *G_Whiz sneaks but behind little limey and spanks her on the butt*

TAG, little limey. You're IT. "crazy"

Minx 10-09-2003 01:56 PM

*amongst the confusion of the multi-tags Minx slips away and dangles her toes in the hot tub.....

10-09-2003 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
*amongst the confusion of the multi-tags Minx slips away and dangles her toes in the hot tub.....
ya,sorry about the confusion earlier!
i had a bit to much caffine today i think!
i think i will begin to mellow out with a bottle of jim beam!

*extending my hand,"nice to meet you,my name is slimm!"*


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