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Angel 10-17-2003 09:18 PM

Huh? What has so gently landed upon my cheek? Is that lips that have found their mark with such precision? *blushes*

Since I have been given the duty of being IT I think it is my responsibility to bring a long time “family” member in once again.

*Walks over and grabs a bottle of Porfidio Tequila, a couple of shot glasses and crosses over the way and softly knocks on Rogue49’s door*

He big guy, how about a drink and by the way, wanna play? I hope so cuz you my dear are IT! :icare:

ForgottenKnight 10-17-2003 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Conclamo Ludus
Thanks man! On that note: Go Tigers! Go Wings! Go Pistons! Wooohooooo!
NiceGuy steps out from the back room.
"The boss says that you guys had all better be going for the Broncos and Aves... or else he'll send Johnny out for a little fun... Capisce?"

rogue49 10-17-2003 09:33 PM

*yawn*
aww...darn it, angel...you caught me right before I was going to go to bed.
That will teach me to check on things before beddie-bye.

rogue drags his lazy ass over
and softly taps Minx on the shoulder.

"Execuse me I believe this is your thread"
"Tag...nite, nite"

And rogue gently falls asleep nodding on her shoulder,
a little drool on her gown as he goes off to dreamland.

mirevolver 10-17-2003 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiceGuy
NiceGuy steps out from the back room.
"The boss says that you guys had all better be going for the Broncos and Aves... or else he'll send Johnny out for a little fun... Capisce?"

Go Avs!!! Beat the wings!!!

Oh and Go Broncos!!!

Don't care much about the Nuggets, hell, the team could move out of Denver and I wouldn't notice.

And since I live in Phoenix, I should throw in one of the local teams. D'Backs will kick ass in 2004!!!!

ForgottenKnight 10-17-2003 09:42 PM

NiceGuy is satisfied that the Boss will be satisfied with that answer. He mixes some drinks, leaving a round out for anyone who's an Ave's fan and a Bronco's fan (no alcohol for you if you don't like them! HAHA!) He then locks up all the alcohol, gives the combo to mirevolver telling him to let only Ave and Bronco fans have any, under the Boss' orders. NiceGuy then takes the second round of drinks he made with him, and dissapears behind the wall again.

Conclamo Ludus 10-17-2003 10:29 PM

The joke is on you guys. The Tigers are going to win the World Series next year. This year was all a publicity stunt. The greatest hustle ever pulled in the history of baseball. Mark my words. Damn.

Angel 10-18-2003 07:31 AM

Who is it? Oh yes, it is Minx! Being the busy girl she is, this may be a bit.

*Innocently lures the Series conversationist to the edge of the pool and in one quick sweep, pushes them all in*

There now, cool off and get ready to play tag! :D

Minx 10-18-2003 05:03 PM

My my you kids have been awfully busy while I've been daydreaming! :lol:

And...I find myself it once again...gee I feel so special - it's been so long since I got to pick on anyone! Hmmmm who to pick....who to pick. Let me just tiptoe on over here....sneak up and *smack* right on the ass! hawkeye....you would now be it - have fun! :lol:

Now what the heck does NiceGuy think he's doing locking the darn bar up??? Good thing I brought my own supply because I just don't think I can bring myself to cheer for the Broncs.

Minx saunters back over to G_Whiz who has gone back to relaxing in the hot tub. Here you go my friend, a nice glass of Pinot Auxerrois from a nice little vineyard in BC called Gray Monk.
Ahhhhhhhh.....good isn't it?
:)

G_Whiz 10-18-2003 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Now what the heck does NiceGuy think he's doing locking the darn bar up??? Good thing I brought my own supply because I just don't think I can bring myself to cheer for the Broncs.

Minx saunters back over to G_Whiz who has gone back to relaxing in the hot tub. Here you go my friend, a nice glass of Pinot Auxerrois from a nice little vineyard in BC called Gray Monk.
Ahhhhhhhh.....good isn't it?
:)

I agree about the Broncos. No way I can root for them ponies. :D

*G_Whiz swirls, sniffs and tastes*

Nice choice Minx. I'll have to see if there is a local supply of it. :p Any particular vintage that I should look for??

Now where were we???

mirevolver 10-18-2003 07:50 PM

Hmmm... Niceguy has given me absolut power over the alchohol. Well absolut power corrupts absolutly. I might be able to be bribed.

http://www.emediaplan.com/images/new...lut-Appeal.jpg

Minx 10-18-2003 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
*G_Whiz swirls, sniffs and tastes*

Nice choice Minx. I'll have to see if there is a local supply of it. :p Any particular vintage that I should look for??

Rumor has it that the 2001 grapes were particularly tasty from the extremely hot temperatures. The way I see it, you can never go wrong with any of their wines! Check out one of their reds sometime.....I know you will enjoy them. :)

G_Whiz 10-19-2003 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Rumor has it that the 2001 grapes were particularly tasty from the extremely hot temperatures. The way I see it, you can never go wrong with any of their wines! Check out one of their reds sometime.....I know you will enjoy them. :)

As I said, I'll look for it. Obviously, we have a few good sources of wine around here. :p I do prefer reds, but I won't refuse a good white now and then. :D

Thanks.

Now, where's hawkeye. I thought he was complaining about not being tagged. Now he disappears?? :crazy:

hawkeye 10-19-2003 11:10 AM

moi? complaining? I should be ashamed of myself. < bad, bad hawkeye...> now, lesse, who hasn't been tagged for a while...
oh SiN, dear, You're It!

ForgottenKnight 10-19-2003 01:43 PM

NiceGuy is spotted escorting his "friends" from the back room to their vehicle. The vehicle pulls away. NiceGuy changes from his sexy suit into something more comfortable...not that the suit isn't comfortable to wear... He procedes to tell mirevolver that since the boss is gone, the alcohol is open to anyone, with special preference to those rooting for the Aves.

Go Aves!

MacGnG 10-19-2003 08:02 PM

everyone is it! i tag minx :D

i havent been around lately but im back

Minx 10-19-2003 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MacGnG
everyone is it! i tag minx :D

i havent been around lately but im back

:D Good to have you back but I do believe our lovely SiN is it! Why don't you just join us in the hot tub MacGnG? :)

G_Whiz 10-20-2003 06:25 AM

Hey MacGnG!!! WB

Come on in, the water's fine, the company's finer and we've got some really nice wine. :D

k1ng 10-20-2003 10:31 PM

I'm amazed at how many responses this thread got. But I guess no one can turn down a good ole game of tag.

Midlandmadman 10-21-2003 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by k1ng
I'm amazed at how many responses this thread got. But I guess no one can turn down a good ole game of tag.

I think the open bar,the pool, the hot tub, the slip-n-slides and the twister game is actually a bigger draw than the tag game itself... I could be wrong.

SiN 10-21-2003 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Midlandmadman
I think the open bar,the pool, the hot tub, the slip-n-slides and the twister game is actually a bigger draw than the tag game itself... I could be wrong.
erm, nah..i think you're rite. ;)

oh, and the tfp-chixors in the swimsuits (or birthday suits!:o) ...perhaps you boys are here for that too? :p

...neways....seems i'm it, eh?

hrm... *ponders* ... hrm...

and then, i see a funky-looking smiling green creature galloping towards me :eek:

do i run-n-hide?

or jump in the http://www.phuketdir.com/apthotbaan/swimming-pool.jpg and swim away?...

...or do i poke him in the butt and say 'Asta!' :crazy:

...er, i meant to say 'tag!'

K-Wise is It :D

Minx 10-21-2003 11:24 AM

SiN....just poke him in the butt and then you may join the happy crew in the hot tub!

:lol:

Oh .... by the way G_Whiz....I have chilled a nice bottle of Sumac Ridge Pinot Blanc for us (even though you are a red type). It's what I call a nice "quiet" wine....here - cheers!

*clink*

:)

G_Whiz 10-21-2003 12:35 PM

Come on in SiN, the water's fine. :D

Thanks for the wine, Minx. There's nothing wrong with a white occasionally. :lol: In fact, last night I was drinking a Kenwood Yulupa Chardonnay with dinner.

*clink*

Minx 10-21-2003 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
In fact, last night I was drinking a Kenwood Yulupa Chardonnay with dinner.

*clink*

Grapes for the 2002 Yulupa Chardonnay were harvested in mid-September after an exceptional growing season. Thirty percent of the juice was barrel fermented and aged on the lees in French and American oak barrels. A portion of the wine underwent malolactic fermentation to create a subtle round character. The remaining juice was fermented in stainless steel tanks to preserve the bright, citrus flavors balanced in this wine.

Hmmmmmmm.....sounds good! :D

*Minx leans back in the hot tub (oh boy that feels good!!!!) and sips her wine while awaiting the appearance of K-Wise.*

K-Wise 10-21-2003 03:34 PM

So I'm just walkin around mindin my own business and SiN jumps out the bushes & tags me! So I tagged Iktoweya and called no tag backs :D So don't answer any private messages from Iktoweya.

Iktoweya is it.

Asta!!

G_Whiz 10-21-2003 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Grapes for the 2002 Yulupa Chardonnay were harvested in mid-September after an exceptional growing season. Thirty percent of the juice was barrel fermented and aged on the lees in French and American oak barrels. A portion of the wine underwent malolactic fermentation to create a subtle round character. The remaining juice was fermented in stainless steel tanks to preserve the bright, citrus flavors balanced in this wine.

Hmmmmmmm.....sounds good! :D

*Minx leans back in the hot tub (oh boy that feels good!!!!) and sips her wine while awaiting the appearance of K-Wise.*


Just enjoy it, don't explain it!! :D

It was a nice wine. Let's just say that the bottle emptied quickly. :lol:

*G_Whiz reaches over to rub Minx's shoulders*

iktoweya 10-21-2003 05:25 PM

i was minding my own business in my tree swing when out of no where i just get whapped and all i see is k-wise running off yelling "Tag You're It"

as i regain my composure i tiptoe over to flamingpeach "tag you're it"

Midlandmadman 10-22-2003 10:15 AM

hmmmmmm flamingpeach is it eh???? That can only mean one thing.................



Its time for me to get another beer.


As I look back at my posts here i notice I drink too much..... hehehe

G_Whiz 10-22-2003 02:33 PM

Ahhhh, flamingpeach... Another lovely young lady invited to play or wonderful game.

I'll just stay here in the hot tub, drinking wine with Minx. Maybe flamingpeach will join us after she executes the duties of being IT. :suave:

Until then, I'll lay low. :D

ForgottenKnight 10-22-2003 02:37 PM

NiceGuy mixes a round of London Fog, goes to a grass area nearby, puts on some sunblock, and then lays down to catch some rays and enjoy the drink on the comfortable grass.

London Fog:
1 oz. White creme de menthe
1/2 oz. anisette
1 scoop of Vanilla ice cream
Mix ingredients in a blender and pour into a chilled parfait glass.

iktoweya 10-23-2003 08:09 AM

hrm i wonder is flamingpeach is ok i did tag her pretty hard

Minx 10-23-2003 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
I'll just stay here in the hot tub, drinking wine with Minx. Maybe flamingpeach will join us after she executes the duties of being IT. :suave:

Until then, I'll lay low. :D

Hey G_Whiz...thanks for the back rub, also! I needed that! :)
And that was a great bottle you shared - I guess it's my turn now. Hmmmmmm how about a nice little Sumac Ridge Pinot Noir. I think you will enjoy it!

Darn iktoweya....I think you may have knocked the poor girl out when you tagged her! She's been quiet for a while.....

G_Whiz 10-23-2003 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Hey G_Whiz...thanks for the back rub, also! I needed that! :)
And that was a great bottle you shared - I guess it's my turn now. Hmmmmmm how about a nice little Sumac Ridge Pinot Noir. I think you will enjoy it!


No problem. Anytime you feel the need for a backrub, just let me know. Actually, that applies to a front rub too. :p

Nice choice of wines. I do enjoy a good Pinot once in a while. I don't know if you saw my journal entry from yesterday, but I have a new red to try this weekend. I'll let you know how it goes. :D

I sure hope flamingpeach is OK. She is so sensitive, you know. :lol:

ForgottenKnight 10-23-2003 10:10 PM

NiceGuy wakes up from his nap in the grass to some very bad news. He goes to the bar, grabs much hard alcohol and even more wine, takes them to the back room with him, and crawls under the bar in there. He then drinks in the dark and quiet place until he passes out.

iktoweya 10-23-2003 10:38 PM

[me]shakes flaming peach[says]wake up lass you're it[/says][/me]

iktoweya 10-23-2003 10:41 PM

i have this distinct feeling that she does not want to play in that she has posted elsewhere after i have PMed her hrm

Minx 10-24-2003 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Nice choice of wines. I do enjoy a good Pinot once in a while. I don't know if you saw my journal entry from yesterday, but I have a new red to try this weekend. I'll let you know how it goes. :D
Please do! :)

If flamingpeach isn't coming out to play then I'm taking over! And...I'm going to drag some new blood into this game :D
Hmmmm - let's go on a hunt for someone who likes his nonsence but hasn't come to visit us.
*Minx runs over....taps flyman on the shoulder while he's busy posting somewhere else, smiles and says "You're it! Come play with us - we have a bar and I've got a beer on ice for you!"

Fly 10-24-2003 06:47 AM

well.............allrighty then.....

the last time i was it was on like page 2 i think.

beer???............on ice too?????..............

yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww...............

thanks for the tag sweetie.....i guess i'll tag......oh.....bundy

yeah that's it.........hey bundy get your ass in here.

you're it man.

G_Whiz 10-24-2003 07:41 AM

AHA!! New blood. Good to see that the game is afoot!! :D

*G-Whiz goes to the bar and mixes up a batch of Bloody Marys. Then retires to the grass to lounge in the sun*

Minx 10-24-2003 01:16 PM

I know you visited us before Flyman but it's just been so damned long! And hey....what other place had a nice cold beer waiting for you?! ;)

*Feeling a little off today ( read....feeling nasty) Minx grabs a bottle of Jose C. gold and handfull of limes and quietly slips up to the bar and proceeds to get inebriated.

flamingpeach 10-24-2003 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
i have this distinct feeling that she does not want to play in that she has posted elsewhere after i have PMed her hrm
I'm sooo sorry , i have popup's disabled so i didn't know i had a pm until today. Maybe next time. :(


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